A poignant question posed by anonymous.
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To distract people from the fact that Khajiit should have 6 titties. Duh.
They're there so Bethesda doesn't have to make two models.
Because bethesda is lazy and full of liars
Because bethesda is lazy and full of liars
I like this answer the most.
I still like lizard tits though.
I still like lizard tits though.
I'm okay with lizard tits - I mean, you can play as lizards in the first place, how cool is that? - but I'd much prefer it if they didn't have the tits. It adds to their exotic-ness.
But then, giving orcs and nords D-cups, imperials and redguards c-cups, the elves and khajiits b-cups and argonians no tits (with the rest of their physique changed too, orcs thicker, elves skinnier, etc) would be pretty awesome, and add some much-needed variety to the people of TES.
But then, giving orcs and nords D-cups, imperials and redguards c-cups, the elves and khajiits b-cups and argonians no tits (with the rest of their physique changed too, orcs thicker, elves skinnier, etc) would be pretty awesome, and add some much-needed variety to the people of TES.
Wouldn't it be lazier to use the same flat-chested body for both males and females?
No, not the way the game's coded.
Seriously, argonians... have the wonkiest coding in Skyrim. They're unique in that their heads aren't a separate object from their body unlike every other race in the game, but their eyes and teeth are, for god knows why. This is the origin of the bug where if you decapitate one their head just plain disappears, because they're done in such a bizarre and wonky way.
(and given there's like seven friendly argonians in the game most of the ones you meet you'll be fighting/cutting the heads off of)
Seriously, argonians... have the wonkiest coding in Skyrim. They're unique in that their heads aren't a separate object from their body unlike every other race in the game, but their eyes and teeth are, for god knows why. This is the origin of the bug where if you decapitate one their head just plain disappears, because they're done in such a bizarre and wonky way.
(and given there's like seven friendly argonians in the game most of the ones you meet you'll be fighting/cutting the heads off of)
Heheheh. Just came from playing Oblivion and having pretty much that exact same thought. Maybe they're like camel humps, used to store excess nutrients...I dunno.
I agree.
I still mostly miss the Morrowind Argonian design. I don't care if they couldn't wear shoes or wear closed helmets, it made more sense.
Also, I would always mod in one of the Gondolier Helms for them so they'd have a badass sakkat.
I still mostly miss the Morrowind Argonian design. I don't care if they couldn't wear shoes or wear closed helmets, it made more sense.
Also, I would always mod in one of the Gondolier Helms for them so they'd have a badass sakkat.
Cause Argonian tits are hot. I ain't gotta explain shit!
I would assume they are used for the exact same purpose any other mammal has them. Is there any Elder Scrolls lore that covers Argonian child rearing habits? Why does everyone assume they don't care for their young the same way we do?
Also boobs are awesome.
Also boobs are awesome.
As far as i know (and i could be wrong) Argonians are seriously convoluted when it comes to their prepubescent growth, nurturing habits and hybrid lizard-mammalian anatomy.
Canonically, some (or all?) of them don't even have nipples, so the breasts are just this... 'thing' that's there. Some Argonians are born as eggs, some are born from the womb, they get their names in a ceremony that involves drinking some crazy magical sap from a tree called the "hist", the effects of which transform them to look more lizard-like, and that same hist is usually cited as the be-all and end-all answer to every weird question that can be asked about their race: "hist did it"
Why are some argonians way different than others? Hist did it
Why are they half mammal, half lizard with randomly functioning attributes from both? Hist did it
What happened to my wallet, and why is that guy now face down, floating motionless in that lake? Hist did it.
The only race that rivals them in terms of weirdness is Khajiit.
Canonically, some (or all?) of them don't even have nipples, so the breasts are just this... 'thing' that's there. Some Argonians are born as eggs, some are born from the womb, they get their names in a ceremony that involves drinking some crazy magical sap from a tree called the "hist", the effects of which transform them to look more lizard-like, and that same hist is usually cited as the be-all and end-all answer to every weird question that can be asked about their race: "hist did it"
Why are some argonians way different than others? Hist did it
Why are they half mammal, half lizard with randomly functioning attributes from both? Hist did it
What happened to my wallet, and why is that guy now face down, floating motionless in that lake? Hist did it.
The only race that rivals them in terms of weirdness is Khajiit.
Oh. Right. The Hist. I'd totally forgotten about that part. I guess an Argonian may in fact have good cause for confusion about their own anatomy. Nothing has to make sense when there's magic involved. They could be entirely without purpose. Simply vestigial or something.
So in that case, I'll go with... fat reserves. She's clearly in saucy tavern wench attire and that's a burgeoning beer-chest if I ever saw one.
So in that case, I'll go with... fat reserves. She's clearly in saucy tavern wench attire and that's a burgeoning beer-chest if I ever saw one.
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Best explanation I've seen.
Best explanation I've seen.
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I don't mind at all.
Feel free to put a "Drawn by X, Coloured by 'you'" tag in it if you want.
I don't mind at all.
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Maybe, it's a kind of the "sac" organ for filling up by the "hist" juice.
Argonian female drink hist juice from the tree, and may stuff her boobs
with hist juice for her baby. So it's a also sex appeal body parts against male Argonians.
If she can inflate their boobs more bigger size by the hist juice, then she
can carry much amount of juice at once.
Argonian female drink hist juice from the tree, and may stuff her boobs
with hist juice for her baby. So it's a also sex appeal body parts against male Argonians.
If she can inflate their boobs more bigger size by the hist juice, then she
can carry much amount of juice at once.
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