~xrayzebra4

So... I was thinking to give Jubes a lingering effect from her most recent breakdown.
She'd seem pretty okay again and back to her actual self, save for a new and unreasoning hatred of watermelons...

Whenever she sees a watermelon, she flies into a state of near histerical anger. She'll then, without a word, beat the melon into a watery, pulpy mess. With a cudgel, if there is any object available that she can use as a club.

Once that is over, she would ask anyone nearby "What the hell is wrong with you, did you not see that!?!?" then pointing at the watermelon pulp, as if the issue was the most obvious thing ever. No attempt to prove that a watermelon is just an inanimate fruit will convince her otherwise. The melon was something not only dangerous, but also needed to be irradicated as fast as possible. She will also refuse to name just what she thinks the melon really is, and will imply that YOU already know exactly what that thing was. You're just playing dumb or being coy.

If there are multiple watermelons within sight, Jubes will attack the largest one and state afterwards that, "The rest will scatter now that I took care of the Alpha."

She could go to jail and get trespassing warnings a bunch of times.