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Full name: Herbert Henry Bleary, aka "Herbie"
Aliases: Iggy Hazard, Havoc Hound, Bloofy-Woo Blibbick, Bean, et cetera. "Oh! I have so many names!" (Kudos if you get that reference.)
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhazard
YouTube (Bloofy World): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf.....bB5SbEkkpVutyQ
Generation: XENnial (the Half-Life generation)
Blood type: A (the nerdiest blood type)
MBTI/16P type/archetype: INTJ-T, architect (aka "dungeon master," figuratively speaking)
Enneagram type: 5w6, tritype 514 (PASSIONATE and ANALYTICAL at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
Big Five type: SLOAI (too "Open to Experience" to be conservative, too "Conscientious" to be liberal), supposedly corresponding w/ENFJ-T
Classical temperament: Melancholic-Sanguine (textbook bipolar combo)
Hogwarts house: Huffleclaw (Hufflepuff primary, Ravenclaw secondary)
Neurometric balance: 48% L, 52% R (both ANALYTICAL and INTUITIVE at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
D&D alignment/archetype: Neutral Good w/Lawful tendencies, Bard/Sage hybrid (aka "emo nerd")
Cultural background: rural Midwestern American of Southern heritage (complete w/podunk hick accent)
Work style: slow, steady, organized, planned, mindful of detail, obsessive, maybe a bit paranoid (textbook Melancholic traits)
Obligatory psychological issues: overdeveloped amygdalae and right angular gyrus, bipolar w/non-Cenobite-style masochistic tendencies (hence the recurring theme of pleasure combined w/humiliation)
Phobias: drowning, suffocation, heights, loss of identity, being subsumed into a collectivist hive-mind that glorifies "sacrifice," being vivisected by clown surgeons, etc.
Orientation: hetero
Gender identity: cis male
Political identity: "wingless" civic nationalist, anti-imperialism, pro-classical republicanism, equally critical of auth-left and auth-right, opposed to both master morality and slave morality (and thaaaat's politics!)
Socioeconomic identity: Anti: globalism, collectivism, authoritarianism, parasitism, coercion. Pro: autarky, independence, freedom, symbiosis, volunteerism. [cue 'Spear of Justice' theme]
Gamer identity: Determined Tactician (which is also my favorite class mod for Axton, especially since it has "Synergy" w/The Bee), remnant of '90s LAN party culture
Personal note: avatar made by rocket-kitty (modified by me)
What I do: fattening, pampering, teasing/humiliation (sometimes tender, sometimes ornery, but never mean-spirited), stuffing/force-feeding, forced weight gain (aka "corpulent punishment" or "ironic punishment"), "reverse slob" stuff (emphasis on public humiliation and sweet-smelling uncontrollable "fartsy-artsy" flatulence that attracts rather than repels which makes it even more embarrassing since the blubber blob is always a bashful hajidere type, and yes, a hajidere can be male), "spa treatment" (public pampering by way of being massaged, caressed, and sometimes tickled by cuddle-crazy caregivers, sometimes entire hordes of them), and sometimes that might incorporate sponge baths if I'm willing to put forth the time and effort (since that involves a lot of detail). Any and all of these can take the form of poetry, stories, and/or digital or hand-drawn art. Oh, and gender and orientation don't make me no never mind. The way I figure it, EVERYONE needs to experience TLC ("Tango Lima Charlie" as Axton might say), and they're lying through their teeth (or beak if applicable) if they claim otherwise. So my art tends to be "equal opportunity," though most of the blubber blobs do tend to be male and the cuddle-crazy caregivers tend to be female. After all, one can enjoyjoy variety and still have their preferences. Btw, I classify all this stuff as a form of "body horror."
What I don't do: V0re, scat, diaper/infantilism, preg/mpreg, popping/exploding, RP (not against it, it's just not my thing), "watersports" (why's it called that anyway?), ultraviolence (some of my DA stuff features that sort of thing, but it's not anthro, and is mostly inspired by body horror-themed movies and anime from the VHS era like Lily C.A.T. which is a masterpiece), evisceration (which might have had its origins in feudal-era Japanese folk art), anything blatantly risque. Taboos will be broken, sure, but that's what art's all about. In my domain, it's all about cuddles, snuggles, tickles, jiggles, uncontrollable flatulence, euphoric bliss, perpetual pampering, and bashful awkwardness. In this world, it's PAMPER or BE PAMPERED!
What I might consider doing: inflation, transformation, blueberry, macro/micro, etc., especially a "bigsmol" situation where the tiny character is festively fattened up to ridiculous proportions and publicly pampered and constantly cuddled by joyful giants. The "victim" will usually be a bunny and the cuddle-crazy caregivers will often be cats or dogs (often naga-fae hybrids who use their tails to tickle their "victim" tenderly...or mercilessly). If I did inflation, it would never involve popping because that's kinda mean-spirited. Instead, it would probably involve cuddles, snuggles, massages, and tickles, most likely with the bloated blimp on display for an entire crowd to gawk at, poke, tickle, and tease (in a non-mean way), with a "primary pamperer" close to their head, tenderly rubbing their shoulders and upper back while complimenting them in public just to make them blush even brighter so everyone will giggle at them and tickle them even more. Same applies to blueberry. There'd be no popping and no juicing. Instead, the bloated blueberry would have to fart uncontrollably while being surrounded, massaged, and tickled by a massive cuddle-horde, releasing a sweet scent that would only continue to draw an ever-growing crowd of gawking giggling cuddle-crazy maniacs.
What I despise: pedophilia, hebephilia, ephebophilia, pederasty, bestiality, necrophilia, actual torture, et cetera. Even freaks like me have "STANDARDS." I don't put shota motifs in the same category as that stuff because that's a motif, not a deed.
What I'll allow others to do: Just about anything. Feel free to go crazy with weight gain art of any of my characters, including (especially) my bunnysona. Just keep it within the boundaries of "good taste" (heh) as described above. You can even use my art as templates for your own if you want. All I ask is that you show me the results. Also, while you're in my "Domain of Delicious Do0m," feel free to discuss anything - even politics or philosophy - with me or with each other. Just keep it civil. You can be civil and still be ornery. In fact, I encourage that. It's probably the Undyne in me that encourages orneriness.
};3
Note: Since I'm into that quasi-masochistic "public humiliation" motif (that counts as a form of masochism, right?), each scenario will typically focus on one "victim" (term used ironically) who sort of lives in their own "simulation" (for lack of a better term) presided over by massive hordes of cuddle-crazy maniacs (or "cuddle hordes"). That's why most of my stuff features only one blubber blob. The idea being that all the world's attention is focused on them, increasing their helpless humiliation with every passing moment for all eternity. That's also why most of my characters are bashful, adorkable, introverted males and most of the cuddle-crazy maniacs are typically females with "Manic Pixie Dream Grrl" personalities. So basically imagine if a gender-swapped Alphys (who was originally going to be male) was captured by a "cuddle horde" of Undynes with manic Temmie-like personality traits. Or Ickis and Oblina if you prefer.
^w^
Disclaimer #1: My stuff is mostly tame. The only borderline "risque" stuff that I do is meant to evoke tenderness, sensitivity, and vulnerability. Actually, all my stuff is meant to evoke that, no matter how tame or risque.
u/////w/////u
Disclaimer #2: If you ban or block me, you don't owe me an explanation, but I'm going to assume that you have the same top-down, authoritarian, legalistic, conformist mentality as an employer or landlord.
Aliases: Iggy Hazard, Havoc Hound, Bloofy-Woo Blibbick, Bean, et cetera. "Oh! I have so many names!" (Kudos if you get that reference.)
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhazard
YouTube (Bloofy World): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf.....bB5SbEkkpVutyQ
Generation: XENnial (the Half-Life generation)
Blood type: A (the nerdiest blood type)
MBTI/16P type/archetype: INTJ-T, architect (aka "dungeon master," figuratively speaking)
Enneagram type: 5w6, tritype 514 (PASSIONATE and ANALYTICAL at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
Big Five type: SLOAI (too "Open to Experience" to be conservative, too "Conscientious" to be liberal), supposedly corresponding w/ENFJ-T
Classical temperament: Melancholic-Sanguine (textbook bipolar combo)
Hogwarts house: Huffleclaw (Hufflepuff primary, Ravenclaw secondary)
Neurometric balance: 48% L, 52% R (both ANALYTICAL and INTUITIVE at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
D&D alignment/archetype: Neutral Good w/Lawful tendencies, Bard/Sage hybrid (aka "emo nerd")
Cultural background: rural Midwestern American of Southern heritage (complete w/podunk hick accent)
Work style: slow, steady, organized, planned, mindful of detail, obsessive, maybe a bit paranoid (textbook Melancholic traits)
Obligatory psychological issues: overdeveloped amygdalae and right angular gyrus, bipolar w/non-Cenobite-style masochistic tendencies (hence the recurring theme of pleasure combined w/humiliation)
Phobias: drowning, suffocation, heights, loss of identity, being subsumed into a collectivist hive-mind that glorifies "sacrifice," being vivisected by clown surgeons, etc.
Orientation: hetero
Gender identity: cis male
Political identity: "wingless" civic nationalist, anti-imperialism, pro-classical republicanism, equally critical of auth-left and auth-right, opposed to both master morality and slave morality (and thaaaat's politics!)
Socioeconomic identity: Anti: globalism, collectivism, authoritarianism, parasitism, coercion. Pro: autarky, independence, freedom, symbiosis, volunteerism. [cue 'Spear of Justice' theme]
Gamer identity: Determined Tactician (which is also my favorite class mod for Axton, especially since it has "Synergy" w/The Bee), remnant of '90s LAN party culture
Personal note: avatar made by rocket-kitty (modified by me)
What I do: fattening, pampering, teasing/humiliation (sometimes tender, sometimes ornery, but never mean-spirited), stuffing/force-feeding, forced weight gain (aka "corpulent punishment" or "ironic punishment"), "reverse slob" stuff (emphasis on public humiliation and sweet-smelling uncontrollable "fartsy-artsy" flatulence that attracts rather than repels which makes it even more embarrassing since the blubber blob is always a bashful hajidere type, and yes, a hajidere can be male), "spa treatment" (public pampering by way of being massaged, caressed, and sometimes tickled by cuddle-crazy caregivers, sometimes entire hordes of them), and sometimes that might incorporate sponge baths if I'm willing to put forth the time and effort (since that involves a lot of detail). Any and all of these can take the form of poetry, stories, and/or digital or hand-drawn art. Oh, and gender and orientation don't make me no never mind. The way I figure it, EVERYONE needs to experience TLC ("Tango Lima Charlie" as Axton might say), and they're lying through their teeth (or beak if applicable) if they claim otherwise. So my art tends to be "equal opportunity," though most of the blubber blobs do tend to be male and the cuddle-crazy caregivers tend to be female. After all, one can enjoyjoy variety and still have their preferences. Btw, I classify all this stuff as a form of "body horror."
What I don't do: V0re, scat, diaper/infantilism, preg/mpreg, popping/exploding, RP (not against it, it's just not my thing), "watersports" (why's it called that anyway?), ultraviolence (some of my DA stuff features that sort of thing, but it's not anthro, and is mostly inspired by body horror-themed movies and anime from the VHS era like Lily C.A.T. which is a masterpiece), evisceration (which might have had its origins in feudal-era Japanese folk art), anything blatantly risque. Taboos will be broken, sure, but that's what art's all about. In my domain, it's all about cuddles, snuggles, tickles, jiggles, uncontrollable flatulence, euphoric bliss, perpetual pampering, and bashful awkwardness. In this world, it's PAMPER or BE PAMPERED!
What I might consider doing: inflation, transformation, blueberry, macro/micro, etc., especially a "bigsmol" situation where the tiny character is festively fattened up to ridiculous proportions and publicly pampered and constantly cuddled by joyful giants. The "victim" will usually be a bunny and the cuddle-crazy caregivers will often be cats or dogs (often naga-fae hybrids who use their tails to tickle their "victim" tenderly...or mercilessly). If I did inflation, it would never involve popping because that's kinda mean-spirited. Instead, it would probably involve cuddles, snuggles, massages, and tickles, most likely with the bloated blimp on display for an entire crowd to gawk at, poke, tickle, and tease (in a non-mean way), with a "primary pamperer" close to their head, tenderly rubbing their shoulders and upper back while complimenting them in public just to make them blush even brighter so everyone will giggle at them and tickle them even more. Same applies to blueberry. There'd be no popping and no juicing. Instead, the bloated blueberry would have to fart uncontrollably while being surrounded, massaged, and tickled by a massive cuddle-horde, releasing a sweet scent that would only continue to draw an ever-growing crowd of gawking giggling cuddle-crazy maniacs.
What I despise: pedophilia, hebephilia, ephebophilia, pederasty, bestiality, necrophilia, actual torture, et cetera. Even freaks like me have "STANDARDS." I don't put shota motifs in the same category as that stuff because that's a motif, not a deed.
What I'll allow others to do: Just about anything. Feel free to go crazy with weight gain art of any of my characters, including (especially) my bunnysona. Just keep it within the boundaries of "good taste" (heh) as described above. You can even use my art as templates for your own if you want. All I ask is that you show me the results. Also, while you're in my "Domain of Delicious Do0m," feel free to discuss anything - even politics or philosophy - with me or with each other. Just keep it civil. You can be civil and still be ornery. In fact, I encourage that. It's probably the Undyne in me that encourages orneriness.
};3
Note: Since I'm into that quasi-masochistic "public humiliation" motif (that counts as a form of masochism, right?), each scenario will typically focus on one "victim" (term used ironically) who sort of lives in their own "simulation" (for lack of a better term) presided over by massive hordes of cuddle-crazy maniacs (or "cuddle hordes"). That's why most of my stuff features only one blubber blob. The idea being that all the world's attention is focused on them, increasing their helpless humiliation with every passing moment for all eternity. That's also why most of my characters are bashful, adorkable, introverted males and most of the cuddle-crazy maniacs are typically females with "Manic Pixie Dream Grrl" personalities. So basically imagine if a gender-swapped Alphys (who was originally going to be male) was captured by a "cuddle horde" of Undynes with manic Temmie-like personality traits. Or Ickis and Oblina if you prefer.
^w^
Disclaimer #1: My stuff is mostly tame. The only borderline "risque" stuff that I do is meant to evoke tenderness, sensitivity, and vulnerability. Actually, all my stuff is meant to evoke that, no matter how tame or risque.
u/////w/////u
Disclaimer #2: If you ban or block me, you don't owe me an explanation, but I'm going to assume that you have the same top-down, authoritarian, legalistic, conformist mentality as an employer or landlord.
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Big Joe Foof Chairs are the best!
2 months ago
Harping on this again for my 100th journal entry. I used to have a pair of these back before I moved into my former college roommate's basement after losing my apartment to a swindling rent-hiker.
https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/p.....208,69851981
Imagine building the fattest fat-fursuit of all time around a half-giant-pear/half-giant-peach body type with a pair of those as the BLUBBERRUMP! o/////W/////o That's exactly what I used to do, except it never evolved into a fursuit. Still, those combined with the belly part that I made (I still have the stuff for putting that part together - refer to my scraps to see it when it's in "belly mode") made Jabba the Hutt, Baron Harkonnen, and Pearl from 'Blade' all look like Wilt from 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'!
I bought my "Big Joe" Foof chairs back in 2002. Had them for, like, 17-ish years. I still miss them. They filled up my bedroom from wall to wall. That's at least 14 feet wide! Imagine having a butt that wide! o/////~/////o That site lists them for a good price. Just over $200. That's less than I paid for mine 22 years ago-go. There are similar things that are even bigger and more luxurious, but almost all of them are overpriced by comparison.
One thing that irritates me about some of these sites - and this might be my detail-focused, hyper-analytical "Alphys side" speaking - is when they describe Foof chairs as "beanbag chairs." They're not beanbags! They're filled with the same kind of foam that goes in couch cushions. The customer deserves to know what they're buying, right? Foofs, or anything similar, are a massive step up from beanbags. Beanbags are pedestrian. Foofs are elite. Ergo, to describe Foofs as "beanbags" does them a disservice, does your own business a disservice, and technically counts as false advertisement. It's the equivalent of a restaurant menu listing salmon florentine as fish sticks or something. Fish sticks are good. Salmon florentine is better.
If you did build a fattest-of-all-time fursuit around this concept, keep in mind that you'll be completely immobile and helpless while "wearing" it. Because "you" don't wear "it." It wears YOU! };3 I mean, you can "evac" from it easily(ish) in its base form. If a fursuit was built around it, there'd have to be some kind of safety system so the "wearer" can get in and out of it quickly enough and easily enough. Otherwise, it might need a built-in toilet of some sort. Should have a cooling system too (the built-in toilet would be the "ultra-deluxe" luxury model). If you planned to wear it outside your home, like to a furcon or wherever else, you'd have to either break it down and reassemble it on-site, or you'd need to be transported while wearing it - in a trailer of some sort towed by your loving friends in whatever tow-worthy vehicle's on-hand - to a place where you'll surely be a public spectacle of helpless overindulgence, destined to be massaged, caressed, cuddled, tickled, and publicly pampered non-stop by everyone who lays eyes on you.
o////////////////////~////////////////////o
And if the thought of that happening to you makes you blush, then it might just happen to you for real. I mean, like, actually for real! };3
https://www.wayfair.com/furniture/p.....208,69851981
Imagine building the fattest fat-fursuit of all time around a half-giant-pear/half-giant-peach body type with a pair of those as the BLUBBERRUMP! o/////W/////o That's exactly what I used to do, except it never evolved into a fursuit. Still, those combined with the belly part that I made (I still have the stuff for putting that part together - refer to my scraps to see it when it's in "belly mode") made Jabba the Hutt, Baron Harkonnen, and Pearl from 'Blade' all look like Wilt from 'Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends'!
I bought my "Big Joe" Foof chairs back in 2002. Had them for, like, 17-ish years. I still miss them. They filled up my bedroom from wall to wall. That's at least 14 feet wide! Imagine having a butt that wide! o/////~/////o That site lists them for a good price. Just over $200. That's less than I paid for mine 22 years ago-go. There are similar things that are even bigger and more luxurious, but almost all of them are overpriced by comparison.
One thing that irritates me about some of these sites - and this might be my detail-focused, hyper-analytical "Alphys side" speaking - is when they describe Foof chairs as "beanbag chairs." They're not beanbags! They're filled with the same kind of foam that goes in couch cushions. The customer deserves to know what they're buying, right? Foofs, or anything similar, are a massive step up from beanbags. Beanbags are pedestrian. Foofs are elite. Ergo, to describe Foofs as "beanbags" does them a disservice, does your own business a disservice, and technically counts as false advertisement. It's the equivalent of a restaurant menu listing salmon florentine as fish sticks or something. Fish sticks are good. Salmon florentine is better.
If you did build a fattest-of-all-time fursuit around this concept, keep in mind that you'll be completely immobile and helpless while "wearing" it. Because "you" don't wear "it." It wears YOU! };3 I mean, you can "evac" from it easily(ish) in its base form. If a fursuit was built around it, there'd have to be some kind of safety system so the "wearer" can get in and out of it quickly enough and easily enough. Otherwise, it might need a built-in toilet of some sort. Should have a cooling system too (the built-in toilet would be the "ultra-deluxe" luxury model). If you planned to wear it outside your home, like to a furcon or wherever else, you'd have to either break it down and reassemble it on-site, or you'd need to be transported while wearing it - in a trailer of some sort towed by your loving friends in whatever tow-worthy vehicle's on-hand - to a place where you'll surely be a public spectacle of helpless overindulgence, destined to be massaged, caressed, cuddled, tickled, and publicly pampered non-stop by everyone who lays eyes on you.
o////////////////////~////////////////////o
And if the thought of that happening to you makes you blush, then it might just happen to you for real. I mean, like, actually for real! };3
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Accepting Trades
Yes Accepting Commissions
No Character Species
blubber bunny, rotund rabbit, lethargic lagomorph, etc.
Favorite Music
'80s New Wave (Oingo Boingo is muh fave) and video game soundtracks (especially from the '80s and '90s)
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
'80s B-movies (like Trancers, Street Trash, and Killer Klowns from Outer Space), classic X-Files, science shows, and VHS-era anime (like Trigun)
Favorite Games
STALKER for immersion, Borderlands for loot, Half-Life for nostalgia, Undertale for lore that Trigun reference on the "True VASHifist" route
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PC (and I use a trackball instead of a mouse)
Favorite Animals
cats, dogs, rabbits, frogs, toads, insects, and cephalopods
Favorite Site
YouTube back in the "ancient internet" days (before it became "PrudeTube")
Favorite Foods & Drinks
I'm a foodie to the max, so I like variety. I'm also somewhat of a beer snob.
Favorite Quote
"You are what you is." ~Frank Zappa
Favorite Artists
too many to list
Thanks for the watch! I very much appreciate it~
I have some cool/funny YCHs if you want to check them out:
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