~Graytail

Well I had to have a go at it, see Rika's at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3705818/

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Azumarill. Well, they are kinda cute, and I do like water types

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Groudon.... yeah, dont think I'm getting that promotion any time soon.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Cobalion, a fighting/steel type. Should be handy for making test equipment.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Karrablast.... gimme the damn raid.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Mew. Well, nothing says all mother-in-laws have to be horrible.
Um, technicaly does that mean I married MewTwo?

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Ursaring. Bears, I like bears ;)

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Mothim. Quite why I'd be involved with a moth I dont know.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Raichu.. freakin' Raichu...

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Arcanine. WIN.

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Magnezone... Yeah you have it, I dont like cheesecake.

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Sundlora........ I hate these things <BOOT-OUTTA-MAH-BED>

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
Glalie. I have no words.

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Vileplume. Thankfuly, my pants wherent on my person at the time.

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Oddish. And very tasty it was too.

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life
Buneary. Also very win ^_^

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Metang. Well, I kinda like these, and it does sort of have hands to hold a book with.

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Parasect. Do not want.

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Kyogre. uhoh.

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Ariados? I dont think so.

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Hippowdon, he's still down there...

21. This pokemon represents you (I added this one for fun)
Samurott.