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Sometimes I wonder why reptiles are always viewed in such a bad light
And I could never understand why so many people think they don't deserve life
It seems like since the beginning of time man has fought, feared, or been tricked by
A dragon, snake, basilisk, dinosaur, or other scale-covered demon bad guy

What have they really done to get such a bad reputation?
It's not like they go out of their way to cause terror pain and human mutilation
That's the plot to all 35 Godzilla movies, but really it was the humans who raised him
Some cultures worship snakes for their medical applications

But really the one we hear most often is Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden
But that really wasn't even the snake it was just a form of a demon
And on one hand we didn't have fast cars or ganja until after the Apple was eaten
But on the other we wouldn't have mosquitoes or six nine
And I wouldn't have killed paarthurnax after alduin was defeated.

Sometimes I wonder what life would be like in other timelines
Like one where raptors kept evolving because there never was a celestial dinoside
Will there still be Dino soldiers dying from stepping on Dino land mines
Would we be blazing Dino ganja and Dino rapping about Dino hard times

Would we live in reptoland where repto Superman saves us from repto Arch villains
Or would we still be vain and living in pain while the reptoarchy makes repto millions
Would we look at a monkey and think, what a perfect angel,
Or would we kill them for sport and wear their skin for being the spawn of hell

I don't really understand how manliness and killing snakes tie in
Wouldn't you feel stronger making peace and calmly relocating the avatar of sin
What are you proving by killing a rattlesnake at range with a 12-gauge,
Dancing over it's limp body while it's blood gushes and it's life fades

I think it just speaks for mankind's disposition
We let the seven sins fester and fight battles with the poor as ammunition
I giggle when I think about how all our problems are caused by our own people
I've never seen a crocodile play "opress the lesser" or "shout the loudest for being equal"

Actually I don't think I've ever seen discrimination with a croc involved
I think it's funny we see ourselves as the most evolved
A Cobra can see the infrared and bite or squeeze it's prey to death
We have eight fingers and two thumbs we use to smoke meth

the snake you hit with your mower did more for the environment than you ever would
Killing a garter snake because you're afraid does not quite make you Robin Hood
Did you know garder snakes are an indicator of good garden earth
Did you know garder snakes are social and did you know garder snakes give live birth

Did you know ignorance breeds fear
Did you know anacondas are not native here
Did you know the California garter is disappearing at an alarming rate
We're fucking with the environment enough, so please don't kill snakes.