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MedicalFurs 
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Medicine has been shown to influence artistry and artistic talents deep inside the human brain. On my FA, you will find information on what makes us tick and of what makes us who we are............
whenever I actually get to it hehe im kinda lazy
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Recent Journal
So this shit happens to me today......
8 years ago
So it's like, 4am and I am laying in bed and I think to myself...."Im not getting any better, I need to goto the hospital".....my stomach is killin me, I have HORRID depression that nothing is taking care of, I can't sleep, I am having memories just lovingly remind me of just every single fucking thing i've ever done wrong in my life, and my leg is spasming out like an epileptic on a treadmill.....So I decide....yeah okay fucking fine i'll goto the damn hospital.
However, I am out of Gas
but I am due to get paid tonight!
So I boot up my computer to go check my bank account to see if I have my money in the bank yet....
.....welp.....it dinnae wanna work....so I am needing to get online to check my account and my computer literally shits out dead.So I check my bank account with my tablet while I try and repair the computer....I check the bank and my money isn't even in there...at this point I feel like hell, and I really need to goto the emergency room and get checked out, and so I continue to repair my computer to try and get the information I need to figure out where the hell my money is......I've had no sleep, I am literally on the brink of what feels like a seizue, and if I call 911 I will never hear the end of it......well Sachi comes online....and I am getting royally fucking pissed......
....this is just too goddamn funny not to share.
[5:27:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: youre kidding me
[5:27:13 AM] A potato chip: what happened ?
[5:29:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: i had set up a direct deposit with my new bank....well today is payday and i am out of gas. my computer just broke, and i need to goto the hospital because im getting worse......AND THE MONEY ISNT EVEN IN THE BANK
[5:29:47 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....god what next
[5:30:17 AM] A potato chip: oh god x.x I'm sorry hun . hopefully they get thigns fixed with the bank so you can go to the hospital D:
[5:31:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: i mean seriously what the fuck, I gotta suffer through this stupid bullshit, my pc exploding, no paycheck and me needing to goto the ER and with no gas....this is some comical next generation bullshit
[5:32:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: the level of bullshit has reached mach fucking kokos luck
[5:33:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: i swear to God when i see the creator im gonna punch him in the dick when i die and see him
[5:33:33 AM] *** A potato chip wishes she could help T~T would drive him to where he needs to go Q~Q ***
[5:33:50 AM] A potato chip: if there is any way I can help please let me know ; o ;
[5:34:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: no seriously, i need to make a comic about this shit
[5:34:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: this is next level retarded luck
[5:34:50 AM] *** A potato chip hugs him tightly and nuzzles his ears trying to helps ***
[5:34:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: i dont even wanna goto the ER anymore im so pissed
[5:37:42 AM] Koeth Sekki: blaaah my leg wont stop spasming
[5:38:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for ranting hun im just kinda.....beyond flabbergasted
[5:40:08 AM] Koeth Sekki: gonna try and repair my pc brb
[5:45:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: swear to god if i wasnt so fucking pissed id prolly be crying.....this is just beyond words retarded
[5:47:52 AM] *** A potato chip helps him fix his pc by rolling around as a ball of yena in the cords ***
[5:48:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: i need to make a journal about this
[5:48:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: bestest yena
[5:48:44 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....i think
[5:48:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: my computer.....
[5:49:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: just wiped its harddrive...
[5:49:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: .........welp
[5:50:32 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[5:50:45 AM] A potato chip: does coconut know what hes doin ?
[5:50:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: and no im srs it keeps bringing me to the install windows screen
[5:50:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: yes
[5:51:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: its now repairing the disk
[5:52:29 AM] Koeth Sekki: WORK YOU PEICE OF SHEIT
[5:52:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAP*
[5:53:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: I NEED TO WHINE ON THE INTERNETS AND YOU IS FUCKING WITH ME
[5:53:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAPWHAP*
[5:55:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh it did somthing
[5:55:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......now its doing nothing
[5:55:28 AM] Koeth Sekki: .......FSCK
[5:56:50 AM] A potato chip: o -o
[5:56:58 AM] A potato chip: coconut plz XD
[5:57:05 AM] A potato chip: https://i.gyazo.com/be573b04c68b6ee.....13b7d8f2d4.png - ball of yeen helps
[5:57:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC RAN INTO A PROBLEMS AND NEEDINGS TOO RETART...........FUCK YOU TOO
[5:57:49 AM] A potato chip: ...retart
[5:57:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: also super cutes hun
[5:58:15 AM] A potato chip: better get your computer its lipstick and powder it needs to retart
[5:58:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: unmountable boot volume....?
[5:59:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: THE FUCK IS A BOOT VOLUME
[5:59:26 AM] Koeth Sekki: A VOLUME OF BOOTS
[5:59:37 AM] Koeth Sekki: my pc has boots apparently
[5:59:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: classy shit
[5:59:50 AM] A potato chip: if I remember correctly that means the boot files are corrupted
[6:00:11 AM] A potato chip: annnnd you probably dont have recovery disks to boot from
[6:00:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: *eyetwitch*
[6:00:39 AM] A potato chip: I'm googling quickly to make sure
[6:01:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: im fucking the memory module
[6:01:28 AM] A potato chip: you have xp dont you
[6:01:37 AM] A potato chip: windows xp not like ... game xp
[6:01:55 AM] A potato chip: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/555302
[6:02:00 AM] A potato chip: that should help a lot
[6:02:04 AM] A potato chip: tells you how to fix et
[6:02:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: i have window.....8 or 10 i dont even know at this point
[6:02:22 AM] A potato chip: ...
[6:02:25 AM] A potato chip: how even
[6:02:31 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......NOW IT WONT EVEN START
[6:02:40 AM] Koeth Sekki: CYKA BYLAT
[6:02:43 AM] A potato chip: hunny
[6:03:07 AM] A potato chip: you know where the bios battery is ye ?
[6:03:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: ye
[6:03:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW ITS MAKING NOISES
[6:03:32 AM] A potato chip: oh god what have you done
[6:03:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK YOU HORRID SON OF WHORE PC
[6:04:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK SUCK MY DICK
[6:04:14 AM] A potato chip: STHAP MAKING ME LAUGH WHILE IM TRYING TO HALP
[6:04:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: yay it started
[6:05:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....and just..Started twice.....the fuck
[6:05:25 AM] *** A potato chip facepalms ***
[6:05:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT WONT STOP RESTARTING
[6:05:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC DEVICE NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED.........NO FUCKING SHIT
[6:06:27 AM] A potato chip: if I were there I could fix it = 3 = but I'm not
[6:07:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCK YOUR MEMORY MODULE AND YOUR WINDOWS 810 AND YOUR BOOTS
[6:07:10 AM] Koeth Sekki: FASCKDEJFIWK
[6:08:17 AM] Koeth Sekki: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ANY KEY
[6:08:21 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh wait
[6:08:25 AM] Koeth Sekki: derp
[6:09:03 AM] A potato chip: coconut xD
[6:09:05 AM] A potato chip: your a goofball
[6:09:30 AM] Koeth Sekki: i did some things and now its doing the things again which is......somewat working
[6:09:45 AM] Koeth Sekki: its repairing drive C
[6:09:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says
[6:12:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: diagnosing your pc.....
[6:12:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: WOOOOOOW
[6:12:46 AM] Koeth Sekki: It asked if i wanted to restart
[6:12:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh my fucking god
[6:13:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: I DONT EVEN NEED TO SAY YES IT DOES IT FUCKING FOR ME
[6:13:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: ...PC IS WORKING AGAIN yaaay
[6:14:06 AM] A potato chip: /o/ boom goes the dynamite
[6:14:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: i ammmm saving my shit cuz my pc is gonn dai
[6:14:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: switching to pc skype hun brb
[6:15:25 AM] A potato chip: tyt I'm switching laptops o3o
[6:15:59 AM] Koeth Sekki: back
[6:22:37 AM] A potato chip: welcome back coconut
[6:22:50 AM] Koeth Sekki: "eye twitch"
[6:22:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says I got paid
[6:22:59 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[6:23:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....but is no monies
[6:23:07 AM] Koeth Sekki: wtf
[6:23:12 AM] A potato chip: call the bank ?
3 mins later....
[6:26:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW
[6:26:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT'S FINALLY
[6:26:13 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCKING IN
[6:26:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: OH MY GOD HALLJELUJA
[6:27:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......and I'm too raged out to goto the hospital now -3-
[6:30:38 AM] A potato chip: D:
[6:30:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: im gonna go lay down
[6:30:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for all the trouble hun
[6:30:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: love ya
However, I am out of Gas
but I am due to get paid tonight!
So I boot up my computer to go check my bank account to see if I have my money in the bank yet....
.....welp.....it dinnae wanna work....so I am needing to get online to check my account and my computer literally shits out dead.So I check my bank account with my tablet while I try and repair the computer....I check the bank and my money isn't even in there...at this point I feel like hell, and I really need to goto the emergency room and get checked out, and so I continue to repair my computer to try and get the information I need to figure out where the hell my money is......I've had no sleep, I am literally on the brink of what feels like a seizue, and if I call 911 I will never hear the end of it......well Sachi comes online....and I am getting royally fucking pissed......
....this is just too goddamn funny not to share.
[5:27:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: youre kidding me
[5:27:13 AM] A potato chip: what happened ?
[5:29:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: i had set up a direct deposit with my new bank....well today is payday and i am out of gas. my computer just broke, and i need to goto the hospital because im getting worse......AND THE MONEY ISNT EVEN IN THE BANK
[5:29:47 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....god what next
[5:30:17 AM] A potato chip: oh god x.x I'm sorry hun . hopefully they get thigns fixed with the bank so you can go to the hospital D:
[5:31:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: i mean seriously what the fuck, I gotta suffer through this stupid bullshit, my pc exploding, no paycheck and me needing to goto the ER and with no gas....this is some comical next generation bullshit
[5:32:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: the level of bullshit has reached mach fucking kokos luck
[5:33:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: i swear to God when i see the creator im gonna punch him in the dick when i die and see him
[5:33:33 AM] *** A potato chip wishes she could help T~T would drive him to where he needs to go Q~Q ***
[5:33:50 AM] A potato chip: if there is any way I can help please let me know ; o ;
[5:34:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: no seriously, i need to make a comic about this shit
[5:34:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: this is next level retarded luck
[5:34:50 AM] *** A potato chip hugs him tightly and nuzzles his ears trying to helps ***
[5:34:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: i dont even wanna goto the ER anymore im so pissed
[5:37:42 AM] Koeth Sekki: blaaah my leg wont stop spasming
[5:38:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for ranting hun im just kinda.....beyond flabbergasted
[5:40:08 AM] Koeth Sekki: gonna try and repair my pc brb
[5:45:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: swear to god if i wasnt so fucking pissed id prolly be crying.....this is just beyond words retarded
[5:47:52 AM] *** A potato chip helps him fix his pc by rolling around as a ball of yena in the cords ***
[5:48:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: i need to make a journal about this
[5:48:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: bestest yena
[5:48:44 AM] Koeth Sekki: .....i think
[5:48:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: my computer.....
[5:49:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: just wiped its harddrive...
[5:49:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: .........welp
[5:50:32 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[5:50:45 AM] A potato chip: does coconut know what hes doin ?
[5:50:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: and no im srs it keeps bringing me to the install windows screen
[5:50:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: yes
[5:51:12 AM] Koeth Sekki: its now repairing the disk
[5:52:29 AM] Koeth Sekki: WORK YOU PEICE OF SHEIT
[5:52:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAP*
[5:53:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: I NEED TO WHINE ON THE INTERNETS AND YOU IS FUCKING WITH ME
[5:53:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: *WHAPWHAP*
[5:55:02 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh it did somthing
[5:55:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......now its doing nothing
[5:55:28 AM] Koeth Sekki: .......FSCK
[5:56:50 AM] A potato chip: o -o
[5:56:58 AM] A potato chip: coconut plz XD
[5:57:05 AM] A potato chip: https://i.gyazo.com/be573b04c68b6ee.....13b7d8f2d4.png - ball of yeen helps
[5:57:38 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC RAN INTO A PROBLEMS AND NEEDINGS TOO RETART...........FUCK YOU TOO
[5:57:49 AM] A potato chip: ...retart
[5:57:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: also super cutes hun
[5:58:15 AM] A potato chip: better get your computer its lipstick and powder it needs to retart
[5:58:51 AM] Koeth Sekki: unmountable boot volume....?
[5:59:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: THE FUCK IS A BOOT VOLUME
[5:59:26 AM] Koeth Sekki: A VOLUME OF BOOTS
[5:59:37 AM] Koeth Sekki: my pc has boots apparently
[5:59:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: classy shit
[5:59:50 AM] A potato chip: if I remember correctly that means the boot files are corrupted
[6:00:11 AM] A potato chip: annnnd you probably dont have recovery disks to boot from
[6:00:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: *eyetwitch*
[6:00:39 AM] A potato chip: I'm googling quickly to make sure
[6:01:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: im fucking the memory module
[6:01:28 AM] A potato chip: you have xp dont you
[6:01:37 AM] A potato chip: windows xp not like ... game xp
[6:01:55 AM] A potato chip: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/555302
[6:02:00 AM] A potato chip: that should help a lot
[6:02:04 AM] A potato chip: tells you how to fix et
[6:02:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: i have window.....8 or 10 i dont even know at this point
[6:02:22 AM] A potato chip: ...
[6:02:25 AM] A potato chip: how even
[6:02:31 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......NOW IT WONT EVEN START
[6:02:40 AM] Koeth Sekki: CYKA BYLAT
[6:02:43 AM] A potato chip: hunny
[6:03:07 AM] A potato chip: you know where the bios battery is ye ?
[6:03:15 AM] Koeth Sekki: ye
[6:03:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW ITS MAKING NOISES
[6:03:32 AM] A potato chip: oh god what have you done
[6:03:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK YOU HORRID SON OF WHORE PC
[6:04:05 AM] Koeth Sekki: CLICKITY CLICK SUCK MY DICK
[6:04:14 AM] A potato chip: STHAP MAKING ME LAUGH WHILE IM TRYING TO HALP
[6:04:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: yay it started
[6:05:23 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....and just..Started twice.....the fuck
[6:05:25 AM] *** A potato chip facepalms ***
[6:05:32 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT WONT STOP RESTARTING
[6:05:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: YOUR PC DEVICE NEEDS TO BE REPAIRED.........NO FUCKING SHIT
[6:06:27 AM] A potato chip: if I were there I could fix it = 3 = but I'm not
[6:07:01 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCK YOUR MEMORY MODULE AND YOUR WINDOWS 810 AND YOUR BOOTS
[6:07:10 AM] Koeth Sekki: FASCKDEJFIWK
[6:08:17 AM] Koeth Sekki: WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ANY KEY
[6:08:21 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh wait
[6:08:25 AM] Koeth Sekki: derp
[6:09:03 AM] A potato chip: coconut xD
[6:09:05 AM] A potato chip: your a goofball
[6:09:30 AM] Koeth Sekki: i did some things and now its doing the things again which is......somewat working
[6:09:45 AM] Koeth Sekki: its repairing drive C
[6:09:53 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says
[6:12:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: diagnosing your pc.....
[6:12:16 AM] Koeth Sekki: WOOOOOOW
[6:12:46 AM] Koeth Sekki: It asked if i wanted to restart
[6:12:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: oh my fucking god
[6:13:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: I DONT EVEN NEED TO SAY YES IT DOES IT FUCKING FOR ME
[6:13:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: ...PC IS WORKING AGAIN yaaay
[6:14:06 AM] A potato chip: /o/ boom goes the dynamite
[6:14:27 AM] Koeth Sekki: i ammmm saving my shit cuz my pc is gonn dai
[6:14:48 AM] Koeth Sekki: switching to pc skype hun brb
[6:15:25 AM] A potato chip: tyt I'm switching laptops o3o
[6:15:59 AM] Koeth Sekki: back
[6:22:37 AM] A potato chip: welcome back coconut
[6:22:50 AM] Koeth Sekki: "eye twitch"
[6:22:57 AM] Koeth Sekki: it says I got paid
[6:22:59 AM] A potato chip: o-o
[6:23:06 AM] Koeth Sekki: ....but is no monies
[6:23:07 AM] Koeth Sekki: wtf
[6:23:12 AM] A potato chip: call the bank ?
3 mins later....
[6:26:09 AM] Koeth Sekki: AND NOW
[6:26:11 AM] Koeth Sekki: IT'S FINALLY
[6:26:13 AM] Koeth Sekki: FUCKING IN
[6:26:20 AM] Koeth Sekki: OH MY GOD HALLJELUJA
[6:27:19 AM] Koeth Sekki: ......and I'm too raged out to goto the hospital now -3-
[6:30:38 AM] A potato chip: D:
[6:30:49 AM] Koeth Sekki: im gonna go lay down
[6:30:54 AM] Koeth Sekki: sorry for all the trouble hun
[6:30:56 AM] Koeth Sekki: love ya
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