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Posted 7 years agoI don't post very often at all, but I wanted to let you know what type of art I do. I can't draw or paint or make fursuits. But what I can do is make lights do fantastic things. I create a 96 separate circuit light show. Check out Facebook at Dale's Light Show or view the last few years videos of the show: https://www.facebook.com/daleslight.....4588629408593/ In this one, see yith, a dragon light the Christmas tree. Here is the one from 2015: https://www.facebook.com/daleslight.....1522786381844/
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Posted 7 years agoMCFC
Posted 9 years agoWho is going to be at MCFC?
Twas the Night before Fur Con
Posted 10 years agoTwas the Night Before Fur Con"*
'Twas the night before Fur Con, when all through the house
All the creatures were stirring, including the mouse;
The wine glass was set on the table with care,
In hopes that Uncle Kage soon would be there;
The furries were cuddling in each other’s bed,
While visions of Bad Dragon danced in their head;
And 2 with his sun glasses, and I with fur cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a bat,
Tore open the shutters and stepped on the cat.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a lonely driver who was filled with rage,
I knew in a moment it was the white mage.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Fayroe! now, Paradox! now, Oddy and Paul Legman!
On, Pandez! on Koji! on, Takoda and Abrahm!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and Alkali, too.
And then, with a twinkling, I saw on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney FizzOtter came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his badges were tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of lights were hung from his pants,
And he looked like a raver just ready to dance.
His lights -- how they twinkled! his strobes were bright!
His lasers and fog, lit up the night!
Crafty Andy was there to capture the show,
And everyone danced to make the night glow;
Then out from the cold came a knock on the door,
While opening it up there really was more;
He was a very big man with a tall black hat,
He said, “Next line,” or something like that.
He was vulgar and loud, and jolly himself,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
He improved everything like a big jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"FURRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
*I tried to use as many well known furries as possible, but I couldn't list everyone
AND some names just didn't fit into the poem. I hope no one is upset over the use
of their name. No furries were hugged in the making of this poem.
Sorcererdale
One of the guys always in a kilt
Follow me on twitter dragondales8
'Twas the night before Fur Con, when all through the house
All the creatures were stirring, including the mouse;
The wine glass was set on the table with care,
In hopes that Uncle Kage soon would be there;
The furries were cuddling in each other’s bed,
While visions of Bad Dragon danced in their head;
And 2 with his sun glasses, and I with fur cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a bat,
Tore open the shutters and stepped on the cat.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a lonely driver who was filled with rage,
I knew in a moment it was the white mage.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Fayroe! now, Paradox! now, Oddy and Paul Legman!
On, Pandez! on Koji! on, Takoda and Abrahm!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of toys, and Alkali, too.
And then, with a twinkling, I saw on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney FizzOtter came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his badges were tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of lights were hung from his pants,
And he looked like a raver just ready to dance.
His lights -- how they twinkled! his strobes were bright!
His lasers and fog, lit up the night!
Crafty Andy was there to capture the show,
And everyone danced to make the night glow;
Then out from the cold came a knock on the door,
While opening it up there really was more;
He was a very big man with a tall black hat,
He said, “Next line,” or something like that.
He was vulgar and loud, and jolly himself,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
He improved everything like a big jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"FURRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
*I tried to use as many well known furries as possible, but I couldn't list everyone
AND some names just didn't fit into the poem. I hope no one is upset over the use
of their name. No furries were hugged in the making of this poem.
Sorcererdale
One of the guys always in a kilt
Follow me on twitter dragondales8
3-D Badges
Posted 10 years agoI saw someone at MFF during gascon with a badge that when looked at from different angles has a different image. He said some one like Wolfa made them. Does anyone know of who this is or how to get a hold of this artist?
My First Meme
Posted 10 years agoI have never done one of these, so here's a first. Just a reminder if you haven't done so, please follow me at my furry Twiiter account, dragondales8
Where are you staying?
At the main Hotel, Hyatt Regency O’Hare
What day are you getting there?
Will be arriving later on Thursday afternoon and leaving Monday mid morning or when I wake up.
How are you traveling?
Since there might be snow and this dragon doesn’t have gps, I will drive my new Jeep, called DragonDales
Who will you be rooming with?
Rooming with
craftuandy, Chris, and Josh
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the ‘dragon’ (no fursuit) with a name tag of Sorcererdale and I will be wearing a Utilikilt.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Yes. I try to attend any of the funny ones, ones that I learn from or fun ones. Most defiantly, “Too Much Light makes the Baby go Blind,” and Uncle Kage and 2 The Ranting Gryphon panels.
What do you look like?
I look like Me
Will you be suiting?
Nope, formal kilts are too much for a con and besides I don’t have one.
Do you do free art?
I don’t even do paid art.
Do you do trades?
Hmmm, what do you have?
How tall are you?
5' 8"
Can I talk to you?
If you have a mouth and it works, sure. English only. Oh wait, you could talk to me any language I just won’t understand if it is not English.
Can I touch you?
Sure, especially if it includes a hug.
Can I visit your room?
Nothing there to see, move along.
Can I buy you drinks?
I will have an occasional drink.
Can I give you stuff?
Not a disease, that’s for sure, but otherwise, sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I always like hugs.
Are you nice?
If you can stand my bad puns, sure.
Do you have an artist table?
I don’t even have any other kind of table.
Will you be going to parties?
One for sure, but I never find out about others. But maybe if invited.
Will you be performing?
If walking and making my kilt swish is performing, then yes.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say Hi, give a hug or just stand in front of me until I notice you.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Here and there. Talking, sitting and or standing and just watching people and furs, in a panel, at the dances. It is sometimes hard to keep track of me, especially when I don’t even know where I am myself.
What/where will you be eating?
Con suite, snack bar down stairs, out with the Yooper furs one of the nights. Breakfast in the hotel restaurant.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you find me there, join in.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
No, because I don’t have one. It’s also not polite to look up my kilt.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Can’t you read, I just said I don’t have one.
Can I take your picture?
Many people do. A guy in a kilt gets almost as many pictures taken as a fur in a suit!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get there and back with out wrecking my new Jeep and once there, to make new friends, visit with those I know, go to panels and dances, and just have fun with and watching people.
Where are you staying?
At the main Hotel, Hyatt Regency O’Hare
What day are you getting there?
Will be arriving later on Thursday afternoon and leaving Monday mid morning or when I wake up.
How are you traveling?
Since there might be snow and this dragon doesn’t have gps, I will drive my new Jeep, called DragonDales
Who will you be rooming with?
Rooming with
craftuandy, Chris, and JoshHow is the best way to find you?
Look for the ‘dragon’ (no fursuit) with a name tag of Sorcererdale and I will be wearing a Utilikilt.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Yes. I try to attend any of the funny ones, ones that I learn from or fun ones. Most defiantly, “Too Much Light makes the Baby go Blind,” and Uncle Kage and 2 The Ranting Gryphon panels.
What do you look like?
I look like Me
Will you be suiting?
Nope, formal kilts are too much for a con and besides I don’t have one.
Do you do free art?
I don’t even do paid art.
Do you do trades?
Hmmm, what do you have?
How tall are you?
5' 8"
Can I talk to you?
If you have a mouth and it works, sure. English only. Oh wait, you could talk to me any language I just won’t understand if it is not English.
Can I touch you?
Sure, especially if it includes a hug.
Can I visit your room?
Nothing there to see, move along.
Can I buy you drinks?
I will have an occasional drink.
Can I give you stuff?
Not a disease, that’s for sure, but otherwise, sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I always like hugs.
Are you nice?
If you can stand my bad puns, sure.
Do you have an artist table?
I don’t even have any other kind of table.
Will you be going to parties?
One for sure, but I never find out about others. But maybe if invited.
Will you be performing?
If walking and making my kilt swish is performing, then yes.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say Hi, give a hug or just stand in front of me until I notice you.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Here and there. Talking, sitting and or standing and just watching people and furs, in a panel, at the dances. It is sometimes hard to keep track of me, especially when I don’t even know where I am myself.
What/where will you be eating?
Con suite, snack bar down stairs, out with the Yooper furs one of the nights. Breakfast in the hotel restaurant.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you find me there, join in.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
No, because I don’t have one. It’s also not polite to look up my kilt.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Can’t you read, I just said I don’t have one.
Can I take your picture?
Many people do. A guy in a kilt gets almost as many pictures taken as a fur in a suit!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get there and back with out wrecking my new Jeep and once there, to make new friends, visit with those I know, go to panels and dances, and just have fun with and watching people.
My First Meme
Posted 10 years agoI have never done one of these, so here's a first. Just a reminder if you haven't done so, please follow me at my furry Twiiter account, dragondales8
Where are you staying?
At the main Hotel, Hyatt Regency O’Hare
What day are you getting there?
Will be arriving later on Thursday afternoon and leaving Monday mid morning or when I wake up.
How are you traveling?
Since there might be snow and this dragon doesn’t have gps, I will drive my new Jeep, called DragonDales
Who will you be rooming with?
Rooming with
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the ‘dragon’ (no fursuit) with a name tag of Sorcererdale and I will be wearing a Utilikilt.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Yes. I try to attend any of the funny ones, ones that I learn from or fun ones. Most defiantly, “Too Much Light makes the Baby go Blind,” and Uncle Kage and 2 The Ranting Gryphon panels.
What do you look like?
I look like Me
Will you be suiting?
Nope, formal kilts are too much for a con and besides I don’t have one.
Do you do free art?
I don’t even do paid art.
Do you do trades?
Hmmm, what do you have?
How tall are you?
5' 8"
Can I talk to you?
If you have a mouth and it works, sure. English only. Oh wait, you could talk to me any language I just won’t understand if it is not English.
Can I touch you?
Sure, especially if it includes a hug.
Can I visit your room?
Nothing there to see, move along.
Can I buy you drinks?
I will have an occasional drink.
Can I give you stuff?
Not a disease, that’s for sure, but otherwise, sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I always like hugs.
Are you nice?
If you can stand my bad puns, sure.
Do you have an artist table?
I don’t even have any other kind of table.
Will you be going to parties?
One for sure, but I never find out about others. But maybe if invited.
Will you be performing?
If walking and making my kilt swish is performing, then yes.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say Hi, give a hug or just stand in front of me until I notice you.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Here and there. Talking, sitting and or standing and just watching people and furs, in a panel, at the dances. It is sometimes hard to keep track of me, especially when I don’t even know where I am myself.
What/where will you be eating?
Con suite, snack bar down stairs, out with the Yooper furs one of the nights. Breakfast in the hotel restaurant.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you find me there, join in.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
No, because I don’t have one. It’s also not polite to look up my kilt.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Can’t you read, I just said I don’t have one.
Can I take your picture?
Many people do. A guy in a kilt gets almost as many pictures taken as a fur in a suit!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get there and back with out wrecking my new Jeep and once there, to make new friends, visit with those I know, go to panels and dances, and just have fun with and watching people.
Where are you staying?
At the main Hotel, Hyatt Regency O’Hare
What day are you getting there?
Will be arriving later on Thursday afternoon and leaving Monday mid morning or when I wake up.
How are you traveling?
Since there might be snow and this dragon doesn’t have gps, I will drive my new Jeep, called DragonDales
Who will you be rooming with?
Rooming with
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the ‘dragon’ (no fursuit) with a name tag of Sorcererdale and I will be wearing a Utilikilt.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
Yes. I try to attend any of the funny ones, ones that I learn from or fun ones. Most defiantly, “Too Much Light makes the Baby go Blind,” and Uncle Kage and 2 The Ranting Gryphon panels.
What do you look like?
I look like Me
Will you be suiting?
Nope, formal kilts are too much for a con and besides I don’t have one.
Do you do free art?
I don’t even do paid art.
Do you do trades?
Hmmm, what do you have?
How tall are you?
5' 8"
Can I talk to you?
If you have a mouth and it works, sure. English only. Oh wait, you could talk to me any language I just won’t understand if it is not English.
Can I touch you?
Sure, especially if it includes a hug.
Can I visit your room?
Nothing there to see, move along.
Can I buy you drinks?
I will have an occasional drink.
Can I give you stuff?
Not a disease, that’s for sure, but otherwise, sure.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I always like hugs.
Are you nice?
If you can stand my bad puns, sure.
Do you have an artist table?
I don’t even have any other kind of table.
Will you be going to parties?
One for sure, but I never find out about others. But maybe if invited.
Will you be performing?
If walking and making my kilt swish is performing, then yes.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and say Hi, give a hug or just stand in front of me until I notice you.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Here and there. Talking, sitting and or standing and just watching people and furs, in a panel, at the dances. It is sometimes hard to keep track of me, especially when I don’t even know where I am myself.
What/where will you be eating?
Con suite, snack bar down stairs, out with the Yooper furs one of the nights. Breakfast in the hotel restaurant.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you find me there, join in.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
No, because I don’t have one. It’s also not polite to look up my kilt.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Can’t you read, I just said I don’t have one.
Can I take your picture?
Many people do. A guy in a kilt gets almost as many pictures taken as a fur in a suit!
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To get there and back with out wrecking my new Jeep and once there, to make new friends, visit with those I know, go to panels and dances, and just have fun with and watching people.
What can you do?
Posted 10 years agoHave you ever needed help? It's a low down feeling when you just don't know what else to do when you are suddenly homeless after 7 years. Please pass this along and send in what you can. Every little bit adds up and a very close friend will appreciate more than you can imagine!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6118989/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6118989/
Double bed for AC Thurs only
Posted 10 years agoI have a double bed available for AC 2014 for Thursday Only. Let me know if you or others need it.
Change IN Skype user name, re add me
Posted 10 years agoI went back to my user name for Skype as sorcererdale NOTE, there is no 1 behind the name anymore.
Please re-add me as I lost all my Skype contacts when I did this.
Please re-add me as I lost all my Skype contacts when I did this.
A Friend who helped others needs your help!
Posted 11 years agoHere is what my friend did to help others:
So, my best friend's son has Cystic Fibrosis, and needed to go see a specialist, who was a 4 hour drive away from us. I offered to drive him and his family over. We made it to the doctor, my friend's son is doing well. On the way back, my transmission failed an hour away from home. We made all the arrangements and such, and made it home safe.
My family and I drained our accounts and had enough for the transmission itself, but not enough for the installation. So, to help expedite the process of getting the only car we have back on the road, I'm opening up commissions... Help me get my car back on the road. =3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12836612/
So, my best friend's son has Cystic Fibrosis, and needed to go see a specialist, who was a 4 hour drive away from us. I offered to drive him and his family over. We made it to the doctor, my friend's son is doing well. On the way back, my transmission failed an hour away from home. We made all the arrangements and such, and made it home safe.
My family and I drained our accounts and had enough for the transmission itself, but not enough for the installation. So, to help expedite the process of getting the only car we have back on the road, I'm opening up commissions... Help me get my car back on the road. =3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12836612/
MFF 2013 - Who will be there?
Posted 11 years agoWho will be at MFF in 2013? I know I will be there. Who among you that I know will be going?
Twitter Account Changed
Posted 11 years agoI now have a twitter account just for following Furries. You can follow me by using this: DragonDales8
Skype knows me too well
Posted 12 years agoI think Skype knows me too well. I was signing up for Skype today and part of the captcha read, "furface"
I am on the News
Posted 12 years agoI do a Christmas Light Show each year, and so I was on the local News. http://abc10up.com/gwinn-christmas-light-show/ See more about this here: http://www.dalesclockshop.com/lightpages/main.php
I Can't Draw that well, But I do a pretty awesome Light Show
Posted 13 years agoEach year I put on a Light Show for the community in thanks for their business and because I like Christmas. If you scroll down the page, there will be a video of last year's light show and lots of information about this year's. http://www.dalesclockshop.com/lightpages/main.php
Thankful for...
Posted 13 years agoI am very Thankful for all the furries I know and all those that I will meet in the future, either at cons or other places. Thanks for being YOU!
Con Info
Posted 13 years agoI attended my first furcon in the fall of 2010. I was a bit nervous and scared of what I would find, but now I wish I would have been going to furcons all my life! The first one was MFF, in Chicago, 2010. That one got me hooked and the next one was FCC (Fur Connection North), 2011 in the spring in Novi, MI. That one was even more awesome, as now I had made more friends and met more people.
In the fall of 2011 I will once again be attending MFF (Midwest Fur Fest). I love getting badges made and finding dragon art prints that catch my eye! If you see me at furcons, I am usually wearing a Utilikilt. I don't have a fur suit, and probably never will as that doesn't interest me to have one. At MFf you will usually find me doing door guard checking, so stop by and say HI.
In the fall of 2011 I will once again be attending MFF (Midwest Fur Fest). I love getting badges made and finding dragon art prints that catch my eye! If you see me at furcons, I am usually wearing a Utilikilt. I don't have a fur suit, and probably never will as that doesn't interest me to have one. At MFf you will usually find me doing door guard checking, so stop by and say HI.
Happy Greetings
Posted 14 years agoEven if some of you don't celebrate Christmas, I want to wish you all a Happy Day and that you can be with friends or family, or both. I find the fur family one of the best and I hope that you have a wonderful time, either today or in the future!
Sorcerer Dale
Sorcerer Dale
how Pure am I?
Posted 15 years agoInstructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
FINAL SCORE: 49%
Well I am purer than nrg, but probably many people are. haha
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 51%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
FINAL SCORE: 49%
Well I am purer than nrg, but probably many people are. haha
How Kinky are You
Posted 15 years agoYour result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test ...
Blue (450 nm)
You scored 56% self-confidence and 59% bandwidth!
Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.
But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.
You scored 24% giving and 38% receiving on oral.
You scored 44% giving and 90% receiving on anal.
You scored 62% giving and 50% receiving on bondage.
You scored 59% giving and 43% receiving on humiliation.
You scored 67% giving and 60% receiving on pain.
You scored 55% dominance and 38% submission.
You scored 58% voyeurism and 33% exhibitionism.
Besides that, you're 56% into fetishism and 72% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.
Finally, you scored 54% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!
To take the test, go here: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....-analysis-test
Blue (450 nm)
You scored 56% self-confidence and 59% bandwidth!
Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.
But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.
You scored 24% giving and 38% receiving on oral.
You scored 44% giving and 90% receiving on anal.
You scored 62% giving and 50% receiving on bondage.
You scored 59% giving and 43% receiving on humiliation.
You scored 67% giving and 60% receiving on pain.
You scored 55% dominance and 38% submission.
You scored 58% voyeurism and 33% exhibitionism.
Besides that, you're 56% into fetishism and 72% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.
Finally, you scored 54% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!
To take the test, go here: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/th.....-analysis-test
What Tarrot card are you?
Posted 15 years ago(www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/dragon/1.jpg)You are The MagicianSkill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.[/center]Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.The Magician is the male power of creation; creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.What Tarot Card are You?(www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot)[center]Take the Test to Find Out[center
My Furry-ness from a quiz
Posted 16 years agoLooks pretty good that I am or could be a furry, see the results here:
You scored 68% Furry Knowledge, 57% Furriness, 75% Yiffable, and 66% Cuddlable!
Thank you for taking this test. You can email me with any suggestions. Your scores are displayed above.
Compared to other takers
* 20/100 You scored 68% on Furry Knowledge, higher than 20% of your peers.
* 20/100 You scored 57% on Furriness, higher than 20% of your peers.
* 66/100 You scored 75% on Yiffable, higher than 66% of your peers.
* 27/100 You scored 66% on Cuddlable, higher than 27% of your peers.
If you would like to take this test, go here:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t.....62199447882775
You scored 68% Furry Knowledge, 57% Furriness, 75% Yiffable, and 66% Cuddlable!
Thank you for taking this test. You can email me with any suggestions. Your scores are displayed above.
Compared to other takers
* 20/100 You scored 68% on Furry Knowledge, higher than 20% of your peers.
* 20/100 You scored 57% on Furriness, higher than 20% of your peers.
* 66/100 You scored 75% on Yiffable, higher than 66% of your peers.
* 27/100 You scored 66% on Cuddlable, higher than 27% of your peers.
If you would like to take this test, go here:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t.....62199447882775
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