The lesser of two evils
Posted 2 years agoGuess what world? You're all human beings, you're organic, and you're made of meat
You always make the best of a bad situation.
Regarding what's going on in DC I only have one thing to say:
Firing the sheriff during a bank robbery makes you look SUS AS HELL!
Whoever tries to impeach the attorney general during an active criminal investigation of an ex president?
YOU'RE DIRTIER THAN THE BAD GUY!
And by the way?
ANY JUDGE CAUGHT TAKING A BRIBE IS A DISGRACE TO THE PROFESSION!
Like it says so in the freaking bible of all places.
If you're corrupt throw the book at yourself.
You always make the best of a bad situation.
Regarding what's going on in DC I only have one thing to say:
Firing the sheriff during a bank robbery makes you look SUS AS HELL!
Whoever tries to impeach the attorney general during an active criminal investigation of an ex president?
YOU'RE DIRTIER THAN THE BAD GUY!
And by the way?
ANY JUDGE CAUGHT TAKING A BRIBE IS A DISGRACE TO THE PROFESSION!
Like it says so in the freaking bible of all places.
If you're corrupt throw the book at yourself.
LIve as a saint, die as a hero
Posted 2 years agoI am not going to off myself, and I already tried three times, yea, cruel world, you backed me into a corner
But you know what? FUCK being politically correct when assholes like <insert favorite rich guy> make a living blackmailing people into not ratting on him
Their favorite catch phrase isn't "plead the fifth" it's "non disclosure agreement"
Even my own dad won't listen to my legal advice and HE thinks <same rich guy> is the false prophet
And I'm not even a paralegal and I was able to get an RL friend of mine out of a jam with nothing more simple and naive than the "super duper pinky swear" defense of being put under oath
GUESS WHAT IT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED! His dad went from conniving asshole willing to commit perjury to throw his own son in jail by not fessing up to striking first in a DV case...to nutjob who actually thought I was a paramedic after I chewed him out for risking a heart attack. Thank GOD I got CPR trained.
THE SUPER DUPER PINKY SWEAR DEFENSE ACTUALLY WORKED!
Guess what world? I am TIRED of being a nerd always running from jocks, and I *INVENTED* a sport! Take that jocks, I out-nerded you in one of your own gyms by INVENTING a sport!
And I have an ex-GF that *I* friendzoned after SHE dumped ME, and my nerdy friend was surprised.
I live in a dangerous part of town and if I go down I'm going down fighting!
God bless America, where it's actually LEGAL to use profanity on your ballot as a way to spite the system itself when the GOP has muscled the democrats out of me being able to even vote for them. Plus my dad said hogging a write-in space is a good way to defeat a fraudulent write-in.
MAY THE WRATH OF HEAVEN ITSELF FALL UPON ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CORRUPT THE PROCESS!
Just remember, PERJURY is the worst crime you can commit during peace time, and only god himself can investigate treason DURING a war
If some fake-ass jesus comes out of a black hole somewhere that doesn't even know how to defy gravity, I'm having myself committed because that's how I KNOW everyone's gone nuts and I'm the nuttiest one of them all.
Any genius can get a degree.
It takes a hero to get a medal.
But you know what? FUCK being politically correct when assholes like <insert favorite rich guy> make a living blackmailing people into not ratting on him
Their favorite catch phrase isn't "plead the fifth" it's "non disclosure agreement"
Even my own dad won't listen to my legal advice and HE thinks <same rich guy> is the false prophet
And I'm not even a paralegal and I was able to get an RL friend of mine out of a jam with nothing more simple and naive than the "super duper pinky swear" defense of being put under oath
GUESS WHAT IT ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKED! His dad went from conniving asshole willing to commit perjury to throw his own son in jail by not fessing up to striking first in a DV case...to nutjob who actually thought I was a paramedic after I chewed him out for risking a heart attack. Thank GOD I got CPR trained.
THE SUPER DUPER PINKY SWEAR DEFENSE ACTUALLY WORKED!
Guess what world? I am TIRED of being a nerd always running from jocks, and I *INVENTED* a sport! Take that jocks, I out-nerded you in one of your own gyms by INVENTING a sport!
And I have an ex-GF that *I* friendzoned after SHE dumped ME, and my nerdy friend was surprised.
I live in a dangerous part of town and if I go down I'm going down fighting!
God bless America, where it's actually LEGAL to use profanity on your ballot as a way to spite the system itself when the GOP has muscled the democrats out of me being able to even vote for them. Plus my dad said hogging a write-in space is a good way to defeat a fraudulent write-in.
MAY THE WRATH OF HEAVEN ITSELF FALL UPON ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CORRUPT THE PROCESS!
Just remember, PERJURY is the worst crime you can commit during peace time, and only god himself can investigate treason DURING a war
If some fake-ass jesus comes out of a black hole somewhere that doesn't even know how to defy gravity, I'm having myself committed because that's how I KNOW everyone's gone nuts and I'm the nuttiest one of them all.
Any genius can get a degree.
It takes a hero to get a medal.
I'm cured
Posted 2 years agoI am an asshole, but my redemption is that I never wanted to be.
Every time I burned a bridge with a friend, either I was at fault, they were an even BIGGER jerk, or I picked up an anti-social habit from a role model I had no choice but to trust when I was more of a child.
Most haters get corrupted by dysfunctional families.
Best way to be a good person?
Don't stalk people after they reject you and don't reject them preemptively. Give people space, and realize sometimes other people have more "conformity pressure" than you to deal with.
When people are going crazy enough IRL that they actually THINK god wants any help, let alone needs it, to end the world, I begin to understand why online peeps can't tolerate disrespect for their privacy.
And I'm sorry for everyone I ever stalked. When enemy spies LOVE setting us up with fake blackmail to make us look like traitors to our own country you really do have to be careful who you trust
Meanwhile, I have to keep my internet bill paid or keeping up an image online is going to be the least of my worries.
Always cover your ass before you save your face.
And don't use the freaking bible as an excuse to hate. 1 Timothy 5:19-20 says we're SUPPOSED to bitch out leaders/family members who won't listen to reason. Publicly, if necessary.
So it doesn't even matter if you're "religious right" or not, you always have to practice what you preach and even a complete ATHEIST has more of a chance to get into heaven than a dishonest preacher who thinks bible-tampering is a good way to preach the gospel.
Terrorists are crazy enough as it is. But quran-pockers that take the "72 virgins" thing out of context have a FUCKTON more explaining to do than Osama Bin Laden does.
Every time I burned a bridge with a friend, either I was at fault, they were an even BIGGER jerk, or I picked up an anti-social habit from a role model I had no choice but to trust when I was more of a child.
Most haters get corrupted by dysfunctional families.
Best way to be a good person?
Don't stalk people after they reject you and don't reject them preemptively. Give people space, and realize sometimes other people have more "conformity pressure" than you to deal with.
When people are going crazy enough IRL that they actually THINK god wants any help, let alone needs it, to end the world, I begin to understand why online peeps can't tolerate disrespect for their privacy.
And I'm sorry for everyone I ever stalked. When enemy spies LOVE setting us up with fake blackmail to make us look like traitors to our own country you really do have to be careful who you trust
Meanwhile, I have to keep my internet bill paid or keeping up an image online is going to be the least of my worries.
Always cover your ass before you save your face.
And don't use the freaking bible as an excuse to hate. 1 Timothy 5:19-20 says we're SUPPOSED to bitch out leaders/family members who won't listen to reason. Publicly, if necessary.
So it doesn't even matter if you're "religious right" or not, you always have to practice what you preach and even a complete ATHEIST has more of a chance to get into heaven than a dishonest preacher who thinks bible-tampering is a good way to preach the gospel.
Terrorists are crazy enough as it is. But quran-pockers that take the "72 virgins" thing out of context have a FUCKTON more explaining to do than Osama Bin Laden does.
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