Dear Fat People 2 Video Response
Posted 8 years ago
So that unholy bitch Nicole Arbour had the audacity to post yet another video shaming fat people, specifically a plus size model who appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and I just had to comment. Enjoy!
Concerning the Zootopia Movie Meet
Posted 8 years agoA few people have been asking me if the Zootopia meet is still happening. Yes, it is. I know I said in my last journal that I wanted to arrange it so we'd see the movie before 7PM. However, the only screenings that will be shown before 7 will in fact be shown several hours before 7. So we will instead be seeing the 7:45 screening. I know some people will probably want to see the movie in 3D, but I'm thinking of the people who probably have wallets that are tighter than most others and sometimes the frames of those glasses tend to hurt people's heads (Like mine, for example). So if you want to see the movie with the rest of us, I'd suggest booking now while there are probably still plenty of seats to choose from! If it's anything like when I went to see Deadpool a couple weeks ago, if you do book now with your credit card, you won't be charged until you go to get your ticket!
In other news, I have decided to start planning for next month! If you will all indulge me, I'm scheduling the next movie meet for Saturday, 23 April. Again, at 7PM ... roughly. And we will be seeing The Huntsman: Winter's War, which is a sequel/prequel/midquel of Snow White and the Huntsman. The movie will be starring Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth, and Jessica Chastain. Here's a trailer if you haven't seen it yet.
So I look forward to seeing all of you this weekend, and I hope to see all of you next month!
Here's a link to book now:
https://www.showcasecinemas.com/mov.....?theatre=11060
We want the CC/DVS;Lux level screening for 7:45
And select it for Saturday, 5 March. Obviously.
In other news, I have decided to start planning for next month! If you will all indulge me, I'm scheduling the next movie meet for Saturday, 23 April. Again, at 7PM ... roughly. And we will be seeing The Huntsman: Winter's War, which is a sequel/prequel/midquel of Snow White and the Huntsman. The movie will be starring Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth, and Jessica Chastain. Here's a trailer if you haven't seen it yet.
So I look forward to seeing all of you this weekend, and I hope to see all of you next month!
(Relatively) New Vlog!
Posted 9 years agoDid a taste test vlog video at Anthrocon a month ago! Now you all get to see it! It's a bit long, so I'll understand if you guys don't wanna watch it! lol
Zootopia movie meet for New England furs (Planning ahead)
Posted 9 years agoI know it won't come out for another eight months, but I just wanna get this out now before someone else claims it.
THE PLACE: Showcase Cinemas at Patriot Place, Foxboro
THE DATE: March 5, 2016
THE TIME: As close to 7PM as possible, but the screening I choose will not be after 7.
THE MOVIE: Fucking Zootopia, bitches!
THE AFTERPARTY: Probably at the nearby Red Robin, if we all still have enough money and enough time.
Obviously, I'm kinda jumping the gun with planning this now, but I want to make sure everyone is aware of it. I would appreciate RSVPs, of course, but if you RSVP and then decide not to go for whatever reason, please let me know about it! I don't care if you change your mind! A lot can happen in eight months and you may not be able to keep an appointment such a long time away! But I don't want to go to this thing expecting twenty people and only nine show up!
Also, for obvious reasons, no fursuits.
Thank you! Hope to hear from you guys!
THE PLACE: Showcase Cinemas at Patriot Place, Foxboro
THE DATE: March 5, 2016
THE TIME: As close to 7PM as possible, but the screening I choose will not be after 7.
THE MOVIE: Fucking Zootopia, bitches!
THE AFTERPARTY: Probably at the nearby Red Robin, if we all still have enough money and enough time.
Obviously, I'm kinda jumping the gun with planning this now, but I want to make sure everyone is aware of it. I would appreciate RSVPs, of course, but if you RSVP and then decide not to go for whatever reason, please let me know about it! I don't care if you change your mind! A lot can happen in eight months and you may not be able to keep an appointment such a long time away! But I don't want to go to this thing expecting twenty people and only nine show up!
Also, for obvious reasons, no fursuits.
Thank you! Hope to hear from you guys!
How about some good news for a change?
Posted 9 years agoTHE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUST RULED IN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE! NOW GAYS CAN MARRY NO MATTER WHAT STATE THEY LIVE IN!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/su.....rry/ar-AAcaBM5
My Worst Week Ever rant
Posted 9 years agoPosted it on Facebook and thought I may as well post it here too. Just a brief review of my week so far. Lots of fun writing this, let me tell you.
Monday - Had many bitchfests with a bunch of people about the porn ads on FA, got into arguments with a few friends that resulted in me getting too angry to talk to them until the next day, and I had another conversation with another friend which only served to remind me about how lonely I am and how many people either don't talk to me or forget I even exist sometimes.
Tuesday - Internet was wonky all afternoon. Some sites worked while some didn't and email and skype were completely locked down. Wrestled with my internet for about two hours until I just tried the old trick of unplugging the router, waiting a few seconds, and then plugging it back in again and that made everything better. #zakass Still upset over the things my friend said Monday evening, I vented to a mutual friend of ours and it did help. But then I came home and found something out about the mutual friend which brought those feelings of being overlooked and ignored right the hell back. Oh, it was a bright, sunny day at work, let me tell you. Oh, wait, it's raining. And there's talk about a tornado warning. Glory.
Wednesday - Discovered my computer has a virus (#ThanksFA) and my antivirus subscription expired. Oh, joy. Now I have to buy another one. Bought a new one, but the damn thing isn't working. Called tech support and found out the virus literally sent my computer back to the year 2009 and I had to physically reset the clock so that it was correct. This apparently means I need a new battery. More like I need a new computer, but one step at a time. Still too upset to talk to my two friends who reminded me that I was about as popular as Chess, I decided to talk to other friends until I had to go to work. I go to work and discover a notice under my windshield wiper blade saying that my inspection sticker is invalid and thusly I can't park in my apartment complex's parking lot until I get that fixed (which will be not nearly as easy of a task as some of you may think) and this results in a panic attack that I have throughout most of my shift at work, made even worse by the fact that I was trying to hide it from my customers.
It's a good thing that Best Week Ever show isn't on the air anymore, or I'd find the VH1 exec who came up with the idea and shoot him. And the best part about this story? I'm only three days into this new week! 8D
Why do you people still use FA? (EDIT)
Posted 9 years agoSeriously! I wanna know why! Because, honestly, you people are the only reason I'm still here!
You've got God knows how many fuckups the admins won't stop making and you're all "Oh, this sucks!" but you won't leave! And it's not like you're all in my boat! I have to stay because I need the exposure! What's your excuse?
I look on my profile and I see an advert for BroadcastYourAss.com, a self-styled youtube of porn, and I'm like "... The fuck are you doing here?" Then I check the new update journal and I see the admins are actually allowing third party adult ads to be placed on the site! Oh, fucking perfect! As if the fandom didn't have enough sex-related problems! Thanks, Dragoneer!
I mean, my God! What the hell is wrong with you people? Just leave! Tell me where you're all going and leave! This damn site is just going to get worse and worse and you all know it! So why do you stay?
And don't give me that bullshit about "Well, just turn your adblocker on! I mean, what's the big deal?" Guys, I post videos on youtube! And it's pretty much one of the only things I enjoy doing! If you people are running adblockers while watching my videos, guess what, that half a ha'penny youtube would have given me for ad revenue goes nowhere! Knowing full well the plight of other internet reviewers and others who rely on adverts to get more customers or viewers, I have elected to leave my adblocker off!
Instead of coming up with excuses for the admins, you SHOULD be going all Cave Johnson on these bitches and burning their houses down with lemons until they pull their heads out of their asses and actually listen to us for a change!
How much more will you allow before you finally say "Enough is enough"? I seriously wanna know! What makes you stay here?
EDIT:
I have been made aware that masahikoko has started a petition to have the adult ads removed from FA, which I fully support!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/.....move-adult-ads
Anthrocon Meme
Posted 9 years agoI haven't done a furry con meme in such a long time! May as well give you guys one now! If for any reason, to let you know I'll be going!
I stole this one from reizo
How do you want to be addressed?
Samhain, Zakarael, or Zak
(Never Sam or Sammy)
Where are you staying?
The Renaissance
What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon
Who will you be rooming with?
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
A number of peeps! Some I know, some I don't!
Are there any panels you might be attending?
There are a few, but nothing too time-consuming!
Will you be suiting?
I've no suit!
Do you do free art?
I don't do art! XD
Do you do trades?
Not really. I'm not very reliable.
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
27
How tall are you?
5'10 ish
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Single
Can I talk to you?
Soitanly!
Can I touch you?
Depends on the context
Can I dance with you?
You'd need to give me some dance lessons first
How can I find you?
I'll likely be wearing mostly red.
Can I visit your room?
If my roommates are okay with it
Can I buy you drinks?
I never say no to a free drink! But just know that I'm very picky! XD
Can I give you stuff?
Absolutely!
Are you nice?
So long as you don't get on my bad side! lol
How long are you going?
All days!
Do you have an artist table?
Nope~
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just come over and get me!
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Anywhere and everywhere!
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Sure, if you're fun! ^^
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have as much fun as I can and actually go home with a souvenir this time! ^^
New rule for collab reviews
Posted 9 years agoI'm making a new rule for people who wanna do a collaboration review with me. If you're not 100% sure you can make the time to do it, don't ask me if I want to do a review with you until you are. In under a week, I've had one collaborator back out on me and another kept giving me flimsy excuses as to why he hadn't done anything with the script I gave him a month ago and I had to pull him out myself! So now I have to rewrite TWO review scripts and go it alone! If you wanna do a video with me, be aware that I take it seriously! There's more to what I do than just sitting in a chair and screaming at a camera! I'm trying to gain a following and I can't do it if I have to keep people waiting! So if you don't have the time to work with me and can't make the time to work with me, wait until you can before coming to me! It's the very least I ask and I don't think it's all that much, really!
Well, that was fun while it lasted!
Posted 9 years agoMy submissions are being blocked on Inkbunny. Some bullshit about them being photographs (Do furries just not like looking at things that actually exist?) and the photos have copyrighted material in them. That copyrighted material being the movie posters that are in all my posters. You know, those same posters that fucking anyone can get or use to their own content and that I'm not even making any money off of. So now, a majority of my youtube content is blocked to my Inkbunny followers, however few of them they may be. Let me just say that when you won't even do the one thing FA does that makes it tolerable, you fucking deserve the DDOS and hacker attacks!
iZak Vlog Review - Avengers: Age of Ultron!
Posted 9 years agoNew video is up and running!
My message to the Nostalgia Critic!
Posted 9 years ago
Well, that didn't take fucking long!
Posted 9 years agoSo I've deleted my SoFurry account because they put a copyright infringement notice on my submissions. You know, because I have the posters for the movies I review in the submissions. This is apparently cause for copyright infringement. So because I had a copyright claim put on me, by SoFurry of all people, I have deleted that account. So if FA finally tanks and you guys all end up going there, I'll be screwed. I mean, I could commission my own posters for the reviews, but those cost money I don't have! So, yeah! Fuck you, SoFurry! Keep this in mind! You did something that fucking FurAffinity doesn't care about! Fuck you!
So the new beta layout.....
Posted 9 years agoWell, uh ... This is gonna take some getting used to! ... I'm not gonna complain about it! The entire FA community has been bitching to the admins about updating the website for years and years and years and now they're finally getting off their useless goddamn asses and getting around to it! So I'm not complaining! And frankly, neither should any of you unless you have constructive criticism or ideas on how to fix any mistakes you can find. ... So let's see what happens!
A little impromptu anniversary gift from me to all of you!
Posted 9 years agoApril 1st was the day I put up my very first review! It was of the 2010 animated film Alpha and Omega! The movie was okay, but it could have been better. It certainly wasn't good enough for three fuckin sequels, but we'll get to those another time!
Anyway, since I have not done an anniversary special on my show like last year, because I'm busy with Land Before Time, I decided to do something else. I have reactivated my SoFurry account and have started posting my reviews there. From ES-1 to Ep. 23, I'm going to post a new one every day! So if you wanna check out my show again from the very beginning, take a look here and enjoy yourself!
Thank you all again for supporting me all these years! I wouldn't still be doing this if not for you guys!
Anyway, since I have not done an anniversary special on my show like last year, because I'm busy with Land Before Time, I decided to do something else. I have reactivated my SoFurry account and have started posting my reviews there. From ES-1 to Ep. 23, I'm going to post a new one every day! So if you wanna check out my show again from the very beginning, take a look here and enjoy yourself!
Thank you all again for supporting me all these years! I wouldn't still be doing this if not for you guys!
*hugs tight and gets red dust all over all of you*
=^.^=
Concerning the IMVU partnership
Posted 9 years agoI don't care. I really don't. I know some people are getting hot and bothered and some people aren't. Honestly, I don't give a shit. I'm not gonna bother doing anything. Even if people leave, I know from firsthand experience that they're only gonna come back, because furries are like heroin addicts and they need their FA fix. As far as I'm concerned, this is a positive thing. Sure, IMVU might fuck it up, but at least FA is finally out of the totally incapable hands of that insufferable waste of semen and ovum Dragoneer! For the first time, I'm actually considering going to FAU in the future. Silver lining, people. It's what you're best at.
Assumption Game Responses
Posted 9 years agoYou've all assumed! So now the Cat shall answer!
Back from ANE!
Posted 9 years agoSo Anthro New England happened last weekend! SOOOOOOO much fun! I know the con directors must be so proud of themselves and their most successful maiden con EVER! I definitely look forward to next year!
=^.^=
Anthro New Englind!!!!!
Posted 9 years agoI'm there! Look for me!
The Assumption Game
Posted 9 years ago
Start posting assumptions about me!
NAOW!!!
"Into the Woods" review and upcoming news
Posted 10 years ago
iZak - What's on TV? - Peter Pan Live!
Posted 10 years agoA new segment I came up with on the spot called What's on TV?, which will cover television specials. Today's torture! NBC's Peter Pan Live!
Enjoy!
iZak - Megaspoilers - Mockingjay: Part 1
Posted 10 years agoHaving not done a vlog review in a while, I decided to look at the new Hunger Games movie Mockingjay: Part 1! Enjoy!
Altered for those who haven't seen the movie!
Free Hypno Badge Raffle from Snapback Otter
Posted 10 years agoMassfur Movie Night is coming back
Posted 10 years agoHowever, as my last attempt at doing this went abysmally, I'm making changes. Since few people came to my last few meets, I've decided I'm no longer going to waste my gas driving all the way to Foxboro to attend a meet that nobody else will be attending. So from now on, if you'd like to attend, the new location will be at the Showcase cinemas in Randolph, MA just off Route 24. 73 Mazzeo Drive in Randolph. If you're traveling on Rt 24, just take Exit 20A and you're pretty much there.
The meet will be in Nov 29th and I'm gonna pick a screening as close to 7PM as possible. What movie will we be seeing? I'll leave that up to you. Suggest movies to me either through here or via PM. Whichever movie gets the most suggestions, that's what we'll see. If I get nothing, I'll assume no one will be showing up and I'll pick the movie myself.
Let's see if we can do better this time around.
The meet will be in Nov 29th and I'm gonna pick a screening as close to 7PM as possible. What movie will we be seeing? I'll leave that up to you. Suggest movies to me either through here or via PM. Whichever movie gets the most suggestions, that's what we'll see. If I get nothing, I'll assume no one will be showing up and I'll pick the movie myself.
Let's see if we can do better this time around.