Update
Posted 16 years agoYeah, been over a year since I submitted anything. Finally broke down and did a story that I'd transfer to wordpad and trying to get up on here.
Of course I see it's plagued by weird errors where " ' don't show up and are replaced by some funny symbol. :(
I'll look into that and once I figure it out, I'll resubmit.
I'll also go through the story again in about a week or so and see it with fresh eyes and try to improve it(hopefully with some comments to encourage or discourage changes).
Anyway, I hope to be much more active now and while this first story was relatively tame by the furry pronz standards, I'm looking to do more like it as well as perhaps some hardcore stuff.
I tend to be a stickler for having a purpose behind the story, but I certainly don't mind doing the "cable guy comes over and has sex with woman in a towel" scenario either. :) Kinda depends on my mood.
So yeah, good to be less of a lurker.
Of course I see it's plagued by weird errors where " ' don't show up and are replaced by some funny symbol. :(
I'll look into that and once I figure it out, I'll resubmit.
I'll also go through the story again in about a week or so and see it with fresh eyes and try to improve it(hopefully with some comments to encourage or discourage changes).
Anyway, I hope to be much more active now and while this first story was relatively tame by the furry pronz standards, I'm looking to do more like it as well as perhaps some hardcore stuff.
I tend to be a stickler for having a purpose behind the story, but I certainly don't mind doing the "cable guy comes over and has sex with woman in a towel" scenario either. :) Kinda depends on my mood.
So yeah, good to be less of a lurker.
Feel Better
Posted 17 years ago"For you to be here now, trillions of drifting atoms had to assemble in an intricate and intriguingly obliging manner to create you. It's an arrangement so specialized and particular that it has never been tried before and will only exist this once. For the next many years, we hope, these tiny particles will uncomplainingly engage in all the billions of deft cooperative efforts to keep you intact and let you experience the supremely agreeable, but generally under appreciated state known as existence.
Why atoms take this trouble is a bit of a puzzle. They are mindless particles, after all, and not even themselves alive. It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers one atom at a time, you would produce a mound of fine atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive but all of which had once been you. Yet somehow for the period of your existence they will answer to a single overarching impulse; to keep you you. The bad news is that atoms are fickle and their time of devotion is fleeting, fleeting indeed. Even a long human life adds up to about 650,000 hours, and when that modest milestone flashes past, for reasons unknown, your atoms will shut you down, silently disassemble, and go off to be other things. And that's it for you. Still, you may rejoice that it happens at all. Generally speaking in the universe it doesn't, so far as we can tell. Whether or not atoms make life in other corners of the universe, they make plenty else, indeed they make everything else. Without them, there would be nothing, nothing at all. So thank goodness for atoms. But the fact that you have atoms and that they assemble in such a willing manner is only part of what got you here.
To be here now, alive in the twenty-first century, and smart enough to know it, you also had to be the beneficiary of an extraordinary string of biological good fortune. Survival on Earth is a surprisingly tricky business. Of the billions and billions of species of living things that have existed since the dawn of time, most, 99.99%, are no longer around. Life on Earth, you see, is not only brief, but dismayingly tenuous. Not only have you been lucky enough to be attached since time immemorial to a favored evolutionary line, but you have also been extremely, make that miraculously, fortunate in your personal ancestry.
Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains, and rivers, and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest to delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment, in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly, in you."
~Taken from "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
This quote often takes me out of my element, usually when I'm feeling sorry for myself for whatever problem or perceived wrong I'm facing at the moment. It doesn't say much more than "you're unique", however unlike that phrase it explains exactly why.
Why atoms take this trouble is a bit of a puzzle. They are mindless particles, after all, and not even themselves alive. It is a slightly arresting notion that if you were to pick yourself apart with tweezers one atom at a time, you would produce a mound of fine atomic dust, none of which had ever been alive but all of which had once been you. Yet somehow for the period of your existence they will answer to a single overarching impulse; to keep you you. The bad news is that atoms are fickle and their time of devotion is fleeting, fleeting indeed. Even a long human life adds up to about 650,000 hours, and when that modest milestone flashes past, for reasons unknown, your atoms will shut you down, silently disassemble, and go off to be other things. And that's it for you. Still, you may rejoice that it happens at all. Generally speaking in the universe it doesn't, so far as we can tell. Whether or not atoms make life in other corners of the universe, they make plenty else, indeed they make everything else. Without them, there would be nothing, nothing at all. So thank goodness for atoms. But the fact that you have atoms and that they assemble in such a willing manner is only part of what got you here.
To be here now, alive in the twenty-first century, and smart enough to know it, you also had to be the beneficiary of an extraordinary string of biological good fortune. Survival on Earth is a surprisingly tricky business. Of the billions and billions of species of living things that have existed since the dawn of time, most, 99.99%, are no longer around. Life on Earth, you see, is not only brief, but dismayingly tenuous. Not only have you been lucky enough to be attached since time immemorial to a favored evolutionary line, but you have also been extremely, make that miraculously, fortunate in your personal ancestry.
Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years, a period of time older than the Earth's mountains, and rivers, and oceans, every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest to delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment, in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly, in you."
~Taken from "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
This quote often takes me out of my element, usually when I'm feeling sorry for myself for whatever problem or perceived wrong I'm facing at the moment. It doesn't say much more than "you're unique", however unlike that phrase it explains exactly why.
Lurk Mode Activate
Posted 18 years ago/cast lurk
FA Hiatus
Posted 18 years agoOr for those that don't get what that means. I am leaving Fur Affinity, directly in association with the new change in TOS rules.
I'm going to try to keep my journal brief, if only because I don't believe many are going to view it, but probably won't be able to.
It seems FA took the legal route. Since it's not against the law, there's no reason to ban cub porn. That's fine. If the intregity of this website is only concerned with its legal status, then by all rights, it should only base its decisions on what is and isn't legal. Which is hilarious because it keeps live images of adult body art, etc from being posted... interesting dicotomy. Or is that a quiet revision that's being made as well?
Furthermore... the vote favored a ban, yet, they didn't ban it. I wish those that run this site would not put the community through a "voting" fiasco just so they could make the decision on their own. I never believed this place was a democracy... I openly laughed at their characterization of it as such, but it was stupid to try to promote a democratic decision that was anything but.
Moving on from the FA entity decision to the core of the problem.
As a member of this community I've done my best to put up with the crazy shit. Silly and disgusting fetishes between consenting adults is fine. That's real freedom, to use the argument of an artist here. I draw a very thick line at cub porn. I've said it a number of times in other journals and in the forums... Whatever the Supreme Court said that defines child pornography is fine for lawyers, but the Supreme Court doesn't define morality. Afterall, the Supreme Court once said a black person was not protected by human rights because they were property, not human. It has recently said that it's okay to have sexual communication with a child as long as you don't send a picture. I don't look to a panel of aging people in black robes to define morality for me. That's our job as a society. Furthermore, it is our job as members of this subculture to define the boundaries.
As I said before, I've put up with the truly strange in this community, but there are two things I won't... real beastiality and cub porn. I say real beastiality because quite frankly, when I say I dig bunny girls... I'm talking about tits and ass my friends. The ears and tails are just pretty accents, but tits and ass are what I look at and from what I've seen... those parts tend to remain QUITE human in nature.
But folks... Dress it up as a kitten all you want... it's still a kid. Maybe I'm just too clever and the illusion of cub porn fails to work on me... Or maybe I'm a gnome and I have bonuses against enchantments... Who knows? The justifications for allowing it to exist are silly.
"Afterall, it's just fantasy right?"
I don't know about any of you... but when I look at porn for my own personal recreational usage.. It's a substitute for what I truly want. Keep that in mind for the folks that get off to beastiality and cub porn and try to act like they never would do it themselves. If the shame isn't great enough to stop one from jerking it to still images on a computer screen, it doesn't take much further silencing of the inner voices to remove the inhibitions on engaging it in real life should an opportunity arise.
"If I were to support a ban on cub porn, I would be doing irrepairable harm to freedom."
No, you wouldn't. Freedom isn't just the absence of restriction. It's also the practice of restraint. Not allowing cub porn on this site wouldn't be stifling freedom. It'd be exercising restraint on a community level. No one can stop someone from enjoying cub porn or drawing it, but we can say as a whole that we will not be enablers or sponsors to the behavior either.
I'm feeling this rant has gone on long enough.
If you want to keep up with me, feel free to visit my page at http://www.punkerfox.deviantart.com
I'll be dusting off my account there and ramping it up for more activity. I was in the process of making FA my new home, but I have buyer's remorse after this travesty.
On a last note. There are those of you that are staying behind that don't support cub porn.. That's your decision, not mine, to make. I have no ill will towards any of you. You have your reasons, but you must respect mine.
So, I'll tired of all this angst and I want to get back to writing, oddly enough what I'm doing right now...
Take care.
/cast hiatus <Hyenaworks>
I'm going to try to keep my journal brief, if only because I don't believe many are going to view it, but probably won't be able to.
It seems FA took the legal route. Since it's not against the law, there's no reason to ban cub porn. That's fine. If the intregity of this website is only concerned with its legal status, then by all rights, it should only base its decisions on what is and isn't legal. Which is hilarious because it keeps live images of adult body art, etc from being posted... interesting dicotomy. Or is that a quiet revision that's being made as well?
Furthermore... the vote favored a ban, yet, they didn't ban it. I wish those that run this site would not put the community through a "voting" fiasco just so they could make the decision on their own. I never believed this place was a democracy... I openly laughed at their characterization of it as such, but it was stupid to try to promote a democratic decision that was anything but.
Moving on from the FA entity decision to the core of the problem.
As a member of this community I've done my best to put up with the crazy shit. Silly and disgusting fetishes between consenting adults is fine. That's real freedom, to use the argument of an artist here. I draw a very thick line at cub porn. I've said it a number of times in other journals and in the forums... Whatever the Supreme Court said that defines child pornography is fine for lawyers, but the Supreme Court doesn't define morality. Afterall, the Supreme Court once said a black person was not protected by human rights because they were property, not human. It has recently said that it's okay to have sexual communication with a child as long as you don't send a picture. I don't look to a panel of aging people in black robes to define morality for me. That's our job as a society. Furthermore, it is our job as members of this subculture to define the boundaries.
As I said before, I've put up with the truly strange in this community, but there are two things I won't... real beastiality and cub porn. I say real beastiality because quite frankly, when I say I dig bunny girls... I'm talking about tits and ass my friends. The ears and tails are just pretty accents, but tits and ass are what I look at and from what I've seen... those parts tend to remain QUITE human in nature.
But folks... Dress it up as a kitten all you want... it's still a kid. Maybe I'm just too clever and the illusion of cub porn fails to work on me... Or maybe I'm a gnome and I have bonuses against enchantments... Who knows? The justifications for allowing it to exist are silly.
"Afterall, it's just fantasy right?"
I don't know about any of you... but when I look at porn for my own personal recreational usage.. It's a substitute for what I truly want. Keep that in mind for the folks that get off to beastiality and cub porn and try to act like they never would do it themselves. If the shame isn't great enough to stop one from jerking it to still images on a computer screen, it doesn't take much further silencing of the inner voices to remove the inhibitions on engaging it in real life should an opportunity arise.
"If I were to support a ban on cub porn, I would be doing irrepairable harm to freedom."
No, you wouldn't. Freedom isn't just the absence of restriction. It's also the practice of restraint. Not allowing cub porn on this site wouldn't be stifling freedom. It'd be exercising restraint on a community level. No one can stop someone from enjoying cub porn or drawing it, but we can say as a whole that we will not be enablers or sponsors to the behavior either.
I'm feeling this rant has gone on long enough.
If you want to keep up with me, feel free to visit my page at http://www.punkerfox.deviantart.com
I'll be dusting off my account there and ramping it up for more activity. I was in the process of making FA my new home, but I have buyer's remorse after this travesty.
On a last note. There are those of you that are staying behind that don't support cub porn.. That's your decision, not mine, to make. I have no ill will towards any of you. You have your reasons, but you must respect mine.
So, I'll tired of all this angst and I want to get back to writing, oddly enough what I'm doing right now...
Take care.
/cast hiatus <Hyenaworks>
Final Fantasy XII
Posted 18 years agoWell, since Neverwinter Nights 2 comes out tomorrow, I picked up Final Fantasy XII today. Why? Because I'm an impatient bastard, that's why. I'll grab NWN2 on Friday when I get paid..
Anyway..
One thing I have to say. It's good to have a bunny girl on my team that talks sass. ;3 Mmm, I'm loving this game already. Square finally went back to basics. No more pop shit.
Anyway..
One thing I have to say. It's good to have a bunny girl on my team that talks sass. ;3 Mmm, I'm loving this game already. Square finally went back to basics. No more pop shit.
ANOTHER survey
Posted 18 years agoStolen from Duo because it's late at night and I'm on a sugar high, but don't feel like leveling my rogue...
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Of course.
2. Do they know it?: LoL, yeah.
3. Simple or complicated?: Simply complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Never at all, much less in the last month.
5. Bought something: No. I just let my money accumulate in my bank account because I like to see numbers grow. :|
6. Gotten sick?: Nope. *knocks on wood*
7. Been hugged?: By my mom, yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: A couple of times. Dance class and speaking in front of class can make you feel stupid.
9. Talked to an ex: Unfortunately. More like she talked to me.
10. Missed someone: Yeah.
11. Failed a test: Nope.
13. Danced: I have a dance class every Monday and Wednesday this Semester... so yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: Nope. I haven't had that done in months..
15. Lied: Probably. I don't usually keep track of those.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Chewing on the sides of my fingers, right by the nail.. and chewing the inside of my lip. Sometimes I get a little twitch in the corner of my eye, but that's if I'm totally loaded on sugar or something.
17. Are you double jointed?: I wouldn't know. If I am, I'm not sure where.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yup.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yeah. Gotta be an alien if you can't.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup, gotta be an alien if you can't.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: LoL. No.
22. Do you think you are unique?: My genetic code is, not sure about my personality. For everyone else's sake, I hope there isn't another me.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": No never. :| Of course I have.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Couple times... Usually when I get that little gut feeling that person really needs help. Yeah I know, all homeless need help... No, not really. Some actually like their lifestyle... like this one dude that tents out near my work. He's totally cool with it. But, I mean really need it, like it's not going to booze and shit.
25. Smoked?: Nope.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup, never got it.
27. Snuck out?: Not really. I never had much of a curfew.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: There are stars in Southern California?
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: No. Never saw the point of it. I need that juice for ladies and food.
31. You cook your own food?: Sometimes.
32. You do your own chores?: I don't have chores, but I clean up after myself.
33. You like beef jerky?: It's good, but overpriced.
35. You're happy with your life?: No, but that can change any day.
36. You own a dog?: I want a Malamute and a Corgi.
37. You spend your money wisely?: No. LOL Shit, I wouldn't be in debt if I did.
38. Do you like to swim?: I like to swim, but I'm unbelievably self conscious. What with being quite a fuzzy male with a stomach.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I'm not a phone person, to be quite frank. And I hang with my friends to hang with my friends, not just because I'm bored. That's what aquaintences are for.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: Angels have badass flaming swords.
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black and White.
44. Lust or love?: Lusty love. ;)
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Dusk... so sunset sorta.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold. I love the cold... gives me an excuse to wear something.
50. Winter or Fall?: Winter, although that doesn't mean much in Southern California.
51. Left or right?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: 2 best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: No. She slept in MY bed, but no sex.
Been Dumped?: Yeah, after the chick replaced me and fucked the guy to make sure he was what she wanted. Yeah, you can call that dumped. Feh, may she have an unwanted pregnancy, stupid cunt.
Stolen money from a friend?: Nope. My friends don't have money anyway. LoL
Slept naked?: Nah...I mean, why? I got my boxers, good enough.
Been in a fist fight?: More than once.
Snuck out of your house?: No, but I have tried to be quiet so I don't wake people up or something.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Dude... In my "Outsider Art" class, I swear our teacher didn't like to wear bras and it was always cold in the class and she was like 27 or something. She was busty too, so it was one of those classes where you stared, but tried to look like you were interested in what was going on. She showed off her tattoos and bounced... a lot... lotta bouncing... But she informed us she was married day 1... Said she had issues with students calling her late at night. Wonder why. LOL
Seen someone die?: No, but I saw the last days of my great grandmother. It really takes the wind out of your sail to see them going like that, to where you wish they'd just go already, in that merciful kind of way.
Been on an airplane?: :| Yes.
Slept all day?: Not really, but I did go to bed just before sunrise and wake up at sunset... LoL
Missed someone so much it hurt?: So much I was distressed, but hurt is a bit much..
Fallen asleep during school?: Oh yeah... I've had teachers wake me up in a puddle of drool. Wouldn't you know? I was a B student.
Been lonely?: Been? Try AM.
Cheated in a game?: Who hasn't? LoL
Been to the ER?: Couple times.
Been in a car accident?: I rear ended someone and they fled the scene of the accident... That was funny.
Had detention?: I was banned from recess for three months when I was in the fourth grade.
Missed your first love?: I probably would've if she wasn't a self-serving bitch.
Cried yourself to sleep?: It happens.
Sung in the shower?: Usually in the car, not the shower.
Kissed a complete stranger?: No. Hard enough trying to kiss someone I know.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes. I've even laughed so hard and for so long, my abs hurt for a couple days.
Regretted hurting someone?: Yeah, more than once.
Regretted loving someone?: Difficult to say. I did get to squeeze her tits and stuff...
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- Never. I am perfect. :|
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Of course.
2. Do they know it?: LoL, yeah.
3. Simple or complicated?: Simply complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Never at all, much less in the last month.
5. Bought something: No. I just let my money accumulate in my bank account because I like to see numbers grow. :|
6. Gotten sick?: Nope. *knocks on wood*
7. Been hugged?: By my mom, yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: A couple of times. Dance class and speaking in front of class can make you feel stupid.
9. Talked to an ex: Unfortunately. More like she talked to me.
10. Missed someone: Yeah.
11. Failed a test: Nope.
13. Danced: I have a dance class every Monday and Wednesday this Semester... so yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: Nope. I haven't had that done in months..
15. Lied: Probably. I don't usually keep track of those.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Chewing on the sides of my fingers, right by the nail.. and chewing the inside of my lip. Sometimes I get a little twitch in the corner of my eye, but that's if I'm totally loaded on sugar or something.
17. Are you double jointed?: I wouldn't know. If I am, I'm not sure where.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yup.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yeah. Gotta be an alien if you can't.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup, gotta be an alien if you can't.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: LoL. No.
22. Do you think you are unique?: My genetic code is, not sure about my personality. For everyone else's sake, I hope there isn't another me.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": No never. :| Of course I have.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Couple times... Usually when I get that little gut feeling that person really needs help. Yeah I know, all homeless need help... No, not really. Some actually like their lifestyle... like this one dude that tents out near my work. He's totally cool with it. But, I mean really need it, like it's not going to booze and shit.
25. Smoked?: Nope.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup, never got it.
27. Snuck out?: Not really. I never had much of a curfew.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: There are stars in Southern California?
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: No. Never saw the point of it. I need that juice for ladies and food.
31. You cook your own food?: Sometimes.
32. You do your own chores?: I don't have chores, but I clean up after myself.
33. You like beef jerky?: It's good, but overpriced.
35. You're happy with your life?: No, but that can change any day.
36. You own a dog?: I want a Malamute and a Corgi.
37. You spend your money wisely?: No. LOL Shit, I wouldn't be in debt if I did.
38. Do you like to swim?: I like to swim, but I'm unbelievably self conscious. What with being quite a fuzzy male with a stomach.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I'm not a phone person, to be quite frank. And I hang with my friends to hang with my friends, not just because I'm bored. That's what aquaintences are for.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: Angels have badass flaming swords.
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black and White.
44. Lust or love?: Lusty love. ;)
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Dusk... so sunset sorta.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold. I love the cold... gives me an excuse to wear something.
50. Winter or Fall?: Winter, although that doesn't mean much in Southern California.
51. Left or right?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: 2 best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: No. She slept in MY bed, but no sex.
Been Dumped?: Yeah, after the chick replaced me and fucked the guy to make sure he was what she wanted. Yeah, you can call that dumped. Feh, may she have an unwanted pregnancy, stupid cunt.
Stolen money from a friend?: Nope. My friends don't have money anyway. LoL
Slept naked?: Nah...I mean, why? I got my boxers, good enough.
Been in a fist fight?: More than once.
Snuck out of your house?: No, but I have tried to be quiet so I don't wake people up or something.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Dude... In my "Outsider Art" class, I swear our teacher didn't like to wear bras and it was always cold in the class and she was like 27 or something. She was busty too, so it was one of those classes where you stared, but tried to look like you were interested in what was going on. She showed off her tattoos and bounced... a lot... lotta bouncing... But she informed us she was married day 1... Said she had issues with students calling her late at night. Wonder why. LOL
Seen someone die?: No, but I saw the last days of my great grandmother. It really takes the wind out of your sail to see them going like that, to where you wish they'd just go already, in that merciful kind of way.
Been on an airplane?: :| Yes.
Slept all day?: Not really, but I did go to bed just before sunrise and wake up at sunset... LoL
Missed someone so much it hurt?: So much I was distressed, but hurt is a bit much..
Fallen asleep during school?: Oh yeah... I've had teachers wake me up in a puddle of drool. Wouldn't you know? I was a B student.
Been lonely?: Been? Try AM.
Cheated in a game?: Who hasn't? LoL
Been to the ER?: Couple times.
Been in a car accident?: I rear ended someone and they fled the scene of the accident... That was funny.
Had detention?: I was banned from recess for three months when I was in the fourth grade.
Missed your first love?: I probably would've if she wasn't a self-serving bitch.
Cried yourself to sleep?: It happens.
Sung in the shower?: Usually in the car, not the shower.
Kissed a complete stranger?: No. Hard enough trying to kiss someone I know.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes. I've even laughed so hard and for so long, my abs hurt for a couple days.
Regretted hurting someone?: Yeah, more than once.
Regretted loving someone?: Difficult to say. I did get to squeeze her tits and stuff...
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- Never. I am perfect. :|
No Subject
Posted 18 years agoStolen from Duo because it's late at night and I'm on a sugar high, but don't feel like leveling my rogue...
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Of course.
2. Do they know it?: LoL, yeah.
3. Simple or complicated?: Simply complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Never at all, much less in the last month.
5. Bought something: No. I just let my money accumulate in my bank account because I like to see numbers grow. :|
6. Gotten sick?: Nope. *knocks on wood*
7. Been hugged?: By my mom, yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: A couple of times. Dance class and speaking in front of class can make you feel stupid.
9. Talked to an ex: Unfortunately. More like she talked to me.
10. Missed someone: Yeah.
11. Failed a test: Nope.
13. Danced: I have a dance class every Monday and Wednesday this Semester... so yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: Nope. I haven't had that done in months..
15. Lied: Probably. I don't usually keep track of those.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Chewing on the sides of my fingers, right by the nail.. and chewing the inside of my lip. Sometimes I get a little twitch in the corner of my eye, but that's if I'm totally loaded on sugar or something.
17. Are you double jointed?: I wouldn't know. If I am, I'm not sure where.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yup.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yeah. Gotta be an alien if you can't.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup, gotta be an alien if you can't.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: LoL. No.
22. Do you think you are unique?: My genetic code is, not sure about my personality. For everyone else's sake, I hope there isn't another me.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": No never. :| Of course I have.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Couple times... Usually when I get that little gut feeling that person really needs help. Yeah I know, all homeless need help... No, not really. Some actually like their lifestyle... like this one dude that tents out near my work. He's totally cool with it. But, I mean really need it, like it's not going to booze and shit.
25. Smoked?: Nope.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup, never got it.
27. Snuck out?: Not really. I never had much of a curfew.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: There are stars in Southern California?
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: No. Never saw the point of it. I need that juice for ladies and food.
31. You cook your own food?: Sometimes.
32. You do your own chores?: I don't have chores, but I clean up after myself.
33. You like beef jerky?: It's good, but overpriced.
35. You're happy with your life?: No, but that can change any day.
36. You own a dog?: I want a Malamute and a Corgi.
37. You spend your money wisely?: No. LOL Shit, I wouldn't be in debt if I did.
38. Do you like to swim?: I like to swim, but I'm unbelievably self conscious. What with being quite a fuzzy male with a stomach.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I'm not a phone person, to be quite frank. And I hang with my friends to hang with my friends, not just because I'm bored. That's what aquaintences are for.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: Angels have badass flaming swords.
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black and White.
44. Lust or love?: Lusty love. ;)
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Dusk... so sunset sorta.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold. I love the cold... gives me an excuse to wear something.
50. Winter or Fall?: Winter, although that doesn't mean much in Southern California.
51. Left or right?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: 2 best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: No. She slept in MY bed, but no sex.
Been Dumped?: Yeah, after the chick replaced me and fucked the guy to make sure he was what she wanted. Yeah, you can call that dumped. Feh, may she have an unwanted pregnancy, stupid cunt.
Stolen money from a friend?: Nope. My friends don't have money anyway. LoL
Slept naked?: Nah...I mean, why? I got my boxers, good enough.
Been in a fist fight?: More than once.
Snuck out of your house?: No, but I have tried to be quiet so I don't wake people up or something.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Dude... In my "Outsider Art" class, I swear our teacher didn't like to wear bras and it was always cold in the class and she was like 27 or something. She was busty too, so it was one of those classes where you stared, but tried to look like you were interested in what was going on. She showed off her tattoos and bounced... a lot... lotta bouncing... But she informed us she was married day 1... Said she had issues with students calling her late at night. Wonder why. LOL
Seen someone die?: No, but I saw the last days of my great grandmother. It really takes the wind out of your sail to see them going like that, to where you wish they'd just go already, in that merciful kind of way.
Been on an airplane?: :| Yes.
Slept all day?: Not really, but I did go to bed just before sunrise and wake up at sunset... LoL
Missed someone so much it hurt?: So much I was distressed, but hurt is a bit much..
Fallen asleep during school?: Oh yeah... I've had teachers wake me up in a puddle of drool. Wouldn't you know? I was a B student.
Been lonely?: Been? Try AM.
Cheated in a game?: Who hasn't? LoL
Been to the ER?: Couple times.
Been in a car accident?: I rear ended someone and they fled the scene of the accident... That was funny.
Had detention?: I was banned from recess for three months when I was in the fourth grade.
Missed your first love?: I probably would've if she wasn't a self-serving bitch.
Cried yourself to sleep?: It happens.
Sung in the shower?: Usually in the car, not the shower.
Kissed a complete stranger?: No. Hard enough trying to kiss someone I know.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes. I've even laughed so hard and for so long, my abs hurt for a couple days.
Regretted hurting someone?: Yeah, more than once.
Regretted loving someone?: Difficult to say. I did get to squeeze her tits and stuff...
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- Never. I am perfect. :|
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Of course.
2. Do they know it?: LoL, yeah.
3. Simple or complicated?: Simply complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Never at all, much less in the last month.
5. Bought something: No. I just let my money accumulate in my bank account because I like to see numbers grow. :|
6. Gotten sick?: Nope. *knocks on wood*
7. Been hugged?: By my mom, yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: A couple of times. Dance class and speaking in front of class can make you feel stupid.
9. Talked to an ex: Unfortunately. More like she talked to me.
10. Missed someone: Yeah.
11. Failed a test: Nope.
13. Danced: I have a dance class every Monday and Wednesday this Semester... so yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: Nope. I haven't had that done in months..
15. Lied: Probably. I don't usually keep track of those.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Chewing on the sides of my fingers, right by the nail.. and chewing the inside of my lip. Sometimes I get a little twitch in the corner of my eye, but that's if I'm totally loaded on sugar or something.
17. Are you double jointed?: I wouldn't know. If I am, I'm not sure where.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Yup.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yeah. Gotta be an alien if you can't.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup, gotta be an alien if you can't.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: LoL. No.
22. Do you think you are unique?: My genetic code is, not sure about my personality. For everyone else's sake, I hope there isn't another me.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": No never. :| Of course I have.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Couple times... Usually when I get that little gut feeling that person really needs help. Yeah I know, all homeless need help... No, not really. Some actually like their lifestyle... like this one dude that tents out near my work. He's totally cool with it. But, I mean really need it, like it's not going to booze and shit.
25. Smoked?: Nope.
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup, never got it.
27. Snuck out?: Not really. I never had much of a curfew.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: There are stars in Southern California?
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: Like a sailor.
30. Do you ever spit?: No. Never saw the point of it. I need that juice for ladies and food.
31. You cook your own food?: Sometimes.
32. You do your own chores?: I don't have chores, but I clean up after myself.
33. You like beef jerky?: It's good, but overpriced.
35. You're happy with your life?: No, but that can change any day.
36. You own a dog?: I want a Malamute and a Corgi.
37. You spend your money wisely?: No. LOL Shit, I wouldn't be in debt if I did.
38. Do you like to swim?: I like to swim, but I'm unbelievably self conscious. What with being quite a fuzzy male with a stomach.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: I'm not a phone person, to be quite frank. And I hang with my friends to hang with my friends, not just because I'm bored. That's what aquaintences are for.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: Angels have badass flaming swords.
42. Gray or black?: Black.
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black and White.
44. Lust or love?: Lusty love. ;)
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Dusk... so sunset sorta.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Skittles.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold. I love the cold... gives me an excuse to wear something.
50. Winter or Fall?: Winter, although that doesn't mean much in Southern California.
51. Left or right?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my right.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: 2 best friends.
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: No. She slept in MY bed, but no sex.
Been Dumped?: Yeah, after the chick replaced me and fucked the guy to make sure he was what she wanted. Yeah, you can call that dumped. Feh, may she have an unwanted pregnancy, stupid cunt.
Stolen money from a friend?: Nope. My friends don't have money anyway. LoL
Slept naked?: Nah...I mean, why? I got my boxers, good enough.
Been in a fist fight?: More than once.
Snuck out of your house?: No, but I have tried to be quiet so I don't wake people up or something.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Dude... In my "Outsider Art" class, I swear our teacher didn't like to wear bras and it was always cold in the class and she was like 27 or something. She was busty too, so it was one of those classes where you stared, but tried to look like you were interested in what was going on. She showed off her tattoos and bounced... a lot... lotta bouncing... But she informed us she was married day 1... Said she had issues with students calling her late at night. Wonder why. LOL
Seen someone die?: No, but I saw the last days of my great grandmother. It really takes the wind out of your sail to see them going like that, to where you wish they'd just go already, in that merciful kind of way.
Been on an airplane?: :| Yes.
Slept all day?: Not really, but I did go to bed just before sunrise and wake up at sunset... LoL
Missed someone so much it hurt?: So much I was distressed, but hurt is a bit much..
Fallen asleep during school?: Oh yeah... I've had teachers wake me up in a puddle of drool. Wouldn't you know? I was a B student.
Been lonely?: Been? Try AM.
Cheated in a game?: Who hasn't? LoL
Been to the ER?: Couple times.
Been in a car accident?: I rear ended someone and they fled the scene of the accident... That was funny.
Had detention?: I was banned from recess for three months when I was in the fourth grade.
Missed your first love?: I probably would've if she wasn't a self-serving bitch.
Cried yourself to sleep?: It happens.
Sung in the shower?: Usually in the car, not the shower.
Kissed a complete stranger?: No. Hard enough trying to kiss someone I know.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes. I've even laughed so hard and for so long, my abs hurt for a couple days.
Regretted hurting someone?: Yeah, more than once.
Regretted loving someone?: Difficult to say. I did get to squeeze her tits and stuff...
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- Never. I am perfect. :|
Character Info
Posted 18 years agoStolen from Katinthebag, who stole it from Cheska. :D And I love this crap.
1. What is your character's name?
I'll stick with my oldest character. Blitz Falen.
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Anthro Lion. :D
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
"Mornin'. What was your name again?" Damn hornball.
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Loves to wear a suit. He thinks it makes him look like a hardass.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
He has a habit of staring into his own eyes, often in a moment of introspection before moving on.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
We are both total carnivores. He can afford better food than me, that's for sure.
7. How is your character similar to you?
We're both incredibly loyal and often willing to fight even when the odds are stacked high against us. We are both quite headstrong as well. Other than that, we're quite different, opposed even.
8. How is he different?
He's a womanizer, arrogant, rich, powerful, dishonest(unless honesty suits the situation better), is incredibly confident(hence the arrogance), successful at virtually everything he tries to accomplish, and has the love of his life, despite his lack of an ability to remain monogymous.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
No, not at all. I've never been able to give him a real voice. I guess the best I could describe would be like a young Jeremy Irons, but that's just a guess.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Pick up chicks. I mean come on, that's something I can't do now. I'm sure that'd be the first. The other would be to use his powers. :)
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
No, not really. That's his problem. As a storyteller, I'm not concerned with how others view him unless they take him out of context. Few have taken him out of context. A friend of mine despises his womanizing nature, but bites her tongue when he expresses the lengths he'd go to protect those he loves. He's a flawed character, just like we all are. :)
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
His confidence and power, really.
13. What disadvantages?
His arrogance and troubles with accepting the demands of his heart(he tends to come through in the end but has a thing about love being a weakness). His hunger for power is often used against him as well.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Not entirely sure. I don't know how much I've said to others about him. The one person that would know everything about him is no longer with us. :(
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
LOL Of him? no.. Of my fursona? Yes, and no one will ever see them. Why I keep them, I don't know.
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
I have been mulling/writing a story for the last six years. Only now have I settled on something for him and it has turned out to be a slight co-op with a close friend of mine. Her characters are involved in the second half of his story. The first involves all my characters. (There might actually be a third part to the story, but I haven't begun to think about it, not until this one is written anyway).
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
That he's all powerful. His power has limits and he often limits himself ontop of those natural limits. But those who have heard the full explanation of his gifts understand that they come with a price.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
His confidence. I think I'm my own worst enemy in that regard and to have his confidence, even if it were to the point of arrogance, would be a lot of help.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same traists?
Depends on the character. Some are characters that were created by others and given to me or I am allowed to use them. Mara, for instance, is Blitz's true love, but her player was the one that passed away. She had given me permission to use the character before she went, so it's really the only one I have ownership of that I didn't make myself.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
MANY and done a great many RP sessions with him too. And yes, LOTS of pron in that regard.
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
He's been refined, developed, humanized, really. Kinda like Superman, you know? Could only leap tall buildings.. then was unbeatable... then beatable.. and now ultimately human.
22. Give us a one-liner from him.
"My reputation proceeds me. Good, then this will be short."
23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
He was a momma's boy.
24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him or her?
Get drunk!
1. What is your character's name?
I'll stick with my oldest character. Blitz Falen.
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Anthro Lion. :D
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
"Mornin'. What was your name again?" Damn hornball.
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Loves to wear a suit. He thinks it makes him look like a hardass.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
He has a habit of staring into his own eyes, often in a moment of introspection before moving on.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
We are both total carnivores. He can afford better food than me, that's for sure.
7. How is your character similar to you?
We're both incredibly loyal and often willing to fight even when the odds are stacked high against us. We are both quite headstrong as well. Other than that, we're quite different, opposed even.
8. How is he different?
He's a womanizer, arrogant, rich, powerful, dishonest(unless honesty suits the situation better), is incredibly confident(hence the arrogance), successful at virtually everything he tries to accomplish, and has the love of his life, despite his lack of an ability to remain monogymous.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
No, not at all. I've never been able to give him a real voice. I guess the best I could describe would be like a young Jeremy Irons, but that's just a guess.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Pick up chicks. I mean come on, that's something I can't do now. I'm sure that'd be the first. The other would be to use his powers. :)
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
No, not really. That's his problem. As a storyteller, I'm not concerned with how others view him unless they take him out of context. Few have taken him out of context. A friend of mine despises his womanizing nature, but bites her tongue when he expresses the lengths he'd go to protect those he loves. He's a flawed character, just like we all are. :)
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
His confidence and power, really.
13. What disadvantages?
His arrogance and troubles with accepting the demands of his heart(he tends to come through in the end but has a thing about love being a weakness). His hunger for power is often used against him as well.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Not entirely sure. I don't know how much I've said to others about him. The one person that would know everything about him is no longer with us. :(
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
LOL Of him? no.. Of my fursona? Yes, and no one will ever see them. Why I keep them, I don't know.
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
I have been mulling/writing a story for the last six years. Only now have I settled on something for him and it has turned out to be a slight co-op with a close friend of mine. Her characters are involved in the second half of his story. The first involves all my characters. (There might actually be a third part to the story, but I haven't begun to think about it, not until this one is written anyway).
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
That he's all powerful. His power has limits and he often limits himself ontop of those natural limits. But those who have heard the full explanation of his gifts understand that they come with a price.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
His confidence. I think I'm my own worst enemy in that regard and to have his confidence, even if it were to the point of arrogance, would be a lot of help.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same traists?
Depends on the character. Some are characters that were created by others and given to me or I am allowed to use them. Mara, for instance, is Blitz's true love, but her player was the one that passed away. She had given me permission to use the character before she went, so it's really the only one I have ownership of that I didn't make myself.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
MANY and done a great many RP sessions with him too. And yes, LOTS of pron in that regard.
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
He's been refined, developed, humanized, really. Kinda like Superman, you know? Could only leap tall buildings.. then was unbeatable... then beatable.. and now ultimately human.
22. Give us a one-liner from him.
"My reputation proceeds me. Good, then this will be short."
23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
He was a momma's boy.
24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him or her?
Get drunk!
Stole another, I feel like a Kender
Posted 18 years agoGENERAL
(001) Your gender:
Male.
(002) Sexual orientation:
Straight.
(003) Single?
Ambidextrous. Er.. Yeah.
(004) Do you want to be?
I am.
(005) Your birthday:
July 8th.
(006) Age you wish you were:
22 sounds nice... HEY! I AM 22! Yes!
(007) Your height:
5'9" or 5'10", depending on which 7-11 I'm leaving.
(008) The color of your eyes:
Shit brown.
(009) The color of your hair:
Medium Brown, but a lot of it, so it looks dark.
(010) Piercings:
No.
(011) Tattoos:
If I got in shape, stayed in shape, and had a good design, I would.
DO YOU
(012) Smoke?
No.
(013) Do drugs?
No.
(014) Read the newspaper?
I had a subscription to the LA Times until I reached the age of reason.
(015) Pray?
Not when I'm doing well.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you?
Sometimes, depends on what the stranger is asking. Anyone asking for a webcam session and a link to a paid porn website I regard with suspicion.
(017) Take walks in the rain?
I haven't done it by choice in years.
(018) Drive?
Always. I live in California for godssakes.
(019) Like to drive fast?
85mph is my comfort zone.
(020) Hurt yourself?
I've had my moments of punching an object that has far more resistance than the power I can throw at it.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country?
I was at Victoria Island once when I was 4.
(022) Been in love?
Yup.
(023) Done drugs?
No.
(024) Gone skinny dipping?
LOL, no. Most definately not me and everyone should thank me for not doing so.
(025) Had any type of surgery?
Apparently, I had a hernia when I was 23 days old. Still got the scars. They're strategically placed near my crotch(Thanks Doc).
(026) Ran away from home?
LOL I think I tried once when I was a little kid and when dinner came around I went back cause I was like "Dude, dinner."
(027) Played strip poker?
LOL, no.
(028) Gotten beaten up?
Yeah.
(029) Been picked on?
Yeah.
(030) Been on stage?
Yeah.
(031) Slept outdoors?
Yeah.
(032) Thought about suicide?
Thoughts are easy.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter?
Yup.
(034) If yes, what is your record?
47 hours, if I recall.
(035) Talked on the phone all night?
Yeah, couple times.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex?
Yeah, a bitter memory.(Nice memory, but later events sour it)
(037) Slept all day?
Longest I've slept was 13 hours...
(038) Killed someone?
No...
(039) Made out with a stranger?
I find it difficult to get an opportunity to make out with someone I know, let alone a stranger.
(041) Had sex with a stranger?
I've never had sex, much less with a stranger.
(042) Kissed the same sex?
No.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
No.
(044) Been betrayed?
"All men betray."~Braveheart
(045) Broken the law?
More than once.
(046) Met a famous person?
A couple times.
(047) Been on radio/TV?
Yeah.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit?
No, lol.
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?
Possibly a half a dozen times in the last four years alone.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance?
Of the very FEW things I've done that could even be remotely considered sexual, nothing but praise. So far, three women that didn't know each other have concluded that I'm a mind blowing kisser and good with my hands.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back?
There are a couple. Recurring dreams are fun because I recognize them consciously during the dream... kinda like a Mystery Science Theater thing in my brain.
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand -
VANS.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
Loose shirt, sandals, and jeans.
(054) Wear hats?
Used to.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing?
As I get older, I judge more and more on clothing... It's weird.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily?
Does sweat count as make up?
(057) Favorite place to shop:
Local Comic Shop, Best Buy(I've gone into debt buying DVDs, keep me away from that place), Amazon.com, and Antarctic-press.com.
(058) Favorite article of clothing:
Shirt.
(059) Are you trendy:
Despite my total ignorance of what is trendy at the time, I have been accused of it in some eras in which I happened to have the current fashion on...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets:
It's entirely likely, but equally unlikely that we would ever know.
(061) Miracles?
They happen.
(062) Astrology?
It's compelling enough.
(063) Magic?
No. Damn parlor tricks.
(064) God?
A higher power, not sure if it's "God" per se.
(065) Satan?
Great character device, not sure about a real individual.
(066) Santa?
My dad is very real, I assure you.
(067) Ghosts?
No.
(068) Luck?
Yes.
(069) Love at first sight?
I've been struck by it twice. The one time I acted, ended very badly...
(070) Yin and Yang?
It's physics.
(071) Witches?
Women? Yeah, they're real.
(072) Easter bunny?
No. I believe in the easter hamster.
(073) Fidelity?
Is this the same as monogomy? Yeah, I believe it. Most don't practice it, however.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Fuck rainbows.
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
I'm C&Ping a "No" as I type.
(076) Do you remember your first love?
Yeah.
(077) Still love him/her?
Hate her with an unbridled passion.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake?
Love is a manifestation of chaos. It follows no rules, comes and goes at will, and acts as both creator and destroyer.
(079) What do you find romantic?
I would say the most romantic thing I've done was take my ex-girlfriend to the mountains above Malibu on a full-moon clear night at 1am. Great view of Long Beach, Los Angeles, Malibu, Santa Monica, yadda blah etc. It was totally spontaneous too. I called her up at midnight and asked her if she wanted to go to the beach. We were both night owls, so calling that late was never an issue.
(080) Turn-on:
Strong humor, play-fighting(wrestling around), intelligence, and I'm a boob guy, but oddly enough dated boobless women...
(081) Turn-off: Dishonesty, girls bigger than me... Sorry ladies, but I tried dating chicks bigger than me.. it's awkward. Kinda emasculating to be honest.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone?
No. Looks will get the eyes, but the heart needs more work.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Sometimes. If I believed it would somehow change my romantic situation.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes and it sucks.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
No. My looks have never been on the list of things girls have liked about me.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you?
Day of Defeat. :) Thanks Colin and Cass. ^^
(087) Are you in love?
There's someone I still love, but "in love" is something different, so no.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at?
My best friend.
(089) That laughed at you?
My best friend.
(090) That turned you on?
A close friend.
(091) You went shopping with?
Uhm... Close friend.
(092) To disappoint you?
Best friend.
(093) To ask you out?
I've never been asked out.
(094) To make you cry?
Ex-girlfriend.
(095) To brighten up your day?
Liz-butt!
(096) That you thought about?
Girl I know.
(097) You saw a movie with?
Bunch of friends for X-Men 3.
(098) You talked to on the phone?
This girl I know! :O
(099) You talked to through IM?
Liz-butt!
(100) You saw?
Mom's friend whose been renting out a room.
(101) You turned down?
Guildie wanted to know if I would be main tank for an LBRS run and I said in my Jamaican Troll Accent "No way, mon".
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled?
A moment ago.
(105) Laughed?
A moment ago.
(106) Cried?
Wednesday. That song "Hallelujah" pulled it out of me.
(107) Bought something?
Yesterday. A Dr Pepper, some Sunflower Seeds, and two Nestle Crunch bars.
(108) Danced?
Taking a latin dance class at the college, so, last wednesday. Will be dancing ten hours from now.
(109) Were sarcastic?
Feh, like I'm EVER sarcastic...
(110) Hugged/kissed someone?
Don't remember really.
(111) Talked to an enemy?
I killed some lvl40 dwarf priest a while ago who was trying to pick on newbs in Ashenvale. I called him a fool, but it probably came out as GAKL.
(112) Watched your favorite movie?
Been a number of months.
(113) Talked on the phone?
Four hours ago.
(114) Listened to the radio?
An hour ago.
(115) Watched TV?
Watching Adult Swim right now.
(116) Went out?
As in date? Movie? Food? School? Work? What?
(117) Helped someone?
I escorted about a half-dozen newbs to Grom Hellscream's resting place for the Harvest Celebration Quest today. :)
(118) Sang?
On the way back from class, I sang "My Sharona" in my car.
(119) Said "I love you"?
Yesterday.
(120) Got drunk?
4th of July.
(001) Your gender:
Male.
(002) Sexual orientation:
Straight.
(003) Single?
Ambidextrous. Er.. Yeah.
(004) Do you want to be?
I am.
(005) Your birthday:
July 8th.
(006) Age you wish you were:
22 sounds nice... HEY! I AM 22! Yes!
(007) Your height:
5'9" or 5'10", depending on which 7-11 I'm leaving.
(008) The color of your eyes:
Shit brown.
(009) The color of your hair:
Medium Brown, but a lot of it, so it looks dark.
(010) Piercings:
No.
(011) Tattoos:
If I got in shape, stayed in shape, and had a good design, I would.
DO YOU
(012) Smoke?
No.
(013) Do drugs?
No.
(014) Read the newspaper?
I had a subscription to the LA Times until I reached the age of reason.
(015) Pray?
Not when I'm doing well.
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you?
Sometimes, depends on what the stranger is asking. Anyone asking for a webcam session and a link to a paid porn website I regard with suspicion.
(017) Take walks in the rain?
I haven't done it by choice in years.
(018) Drive?
Always. I live in California for godssakes.
(019) Like to drive fast?
85mph is my comfort zone.
(020) Hurt yourself?
I've had my moments of punching an object that has far more resistance than the power I can throw at it.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country?
I was at Victoria Island once when I was 4.
(022) Been in love?
Yup.
(023) Done drugs?
No.
(024) Gone skinny dipping?
LOL, no. Most definately not me and everyone should thank me for not doing so.
(025) Had any type of surgery?
Apparently, I had a hernia when I was 23 days old. Still got the scars. They're strategically placed near my crotch(Thanks Doc).
(026) Ran away from home?
LOL I think I tried once when I was a little kid and when dinner came around I went back cause I was like "Dude, dinner."
(027) Played strip poker?
LOL, no.
(028) Gotten beaten up?
Yeah.
(029) Been picked on?
Yeah.
(030) Been on stage?
Yeah.
(031) Slept outdoors?
Yeah.
(032) Thought about suicide?
Thoughts are easy.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter?
Yup.
(034) If yes, what is your record?
47 hours, if I recall.
(035) Talked on the phone all night?
Yeah, couple times.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex?
Yeah, a bitter memory.(Nice memory, but later events sour it)
(037) Slept all day?
Longest I've slept was 13 hours...
(038) Killed someone?
No...
(039) Made out with a stranger?
I find it difficult to get an opportunity to make out with someone I know, let alone a stranger.
(041) Had sex with a stranger?
I've never had sex, much less with a stranger.
(042) Kissed the same sex?
No.
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
No.
(044) Been betrayed?
"All men betray."~Braveheart
(045) Broken the law?
More than once.
(046) Met a famous person?
A couple times.
(047) Been on radio/TV?
Yeah.
(048) Been in a mosh-pit?
No, lol.
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?
Possibly a half a dozen times in the last four years alone.
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance?
Of the very FEW things I've done that could even be remotely considered sexual, nothing but praise. So far, three women that didn't know each other have concluded that I'm a mind blowing kisser and good with my hands.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back?
There are a couple. Recurring dreams are fun because I recognize them consciously during the dream... kinda like a Mystery Science Theater thing in my brain.
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand -
VANS.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
Loose shirt, sandals, and jeans.
(054) Wear hats?
Used to.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing?
As I get older, I judge more and more on clothing... It's weird.
(056) Do you wear make-up daily?
Does sweat count as make up?
(057) Favorite place to shop:
Local Comic Shop, Best Buy(I've gone into debt buying DVDs, keep me away from that place), Amazon.com, and Antarctic-press.com.
(058) Favorite article of clothing:
Shirt.
(059) Are you trendy:
Despite my total ignorance of what is trendy at the time, I have been accused of it in some eras in which I happened to have the current fashion on...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets:
It's entirely likely, but equally unlikely that we would ever know.
(061) Miracles?
They happen.
(062) Astrology?
It's compelling enough.
(063) Magic?
No. Damn parlor tricks.
(064) God?
A higher power, not sure if it's "God" per se.
(065) Satan?
Great character device, not sure about a real individual.
(066) Santa?
My dad is very real, I assure you.
(067) Ghosts?
No.
(068) Luck?
Yes.
(069) Love at first sight?
I've been struck by it twice. The one time I acted, ended very badly...
(070) Yin and Yang?
It's physics.
(071) Witches?
Women? Yeah, they're real.
(072) Easter bunny?
No. I believe in the easter hamster.
(073) Fidelity?
Is this the same as monogomy? Yeah, I believe it. Most don't practice it, however.
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Fuck rainbows.
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
I'm C&Ping a "No" as I type.
(076) Do you remember your first love?
Yeah.
(077) Still love him/her?
Hate her with an unbridled passion.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake?
Love is a manifestation of chaos. It follows no rules, comes and goes at will, and acts as both creator and destroyer.
(079) What do you find romantic?
I would say the most romantic thing I've done was take my ex-girlfriend to the mountains above Malibu on a full-moon clear night at 1am. Great view of Long Beach, Los Angeles, Malibu, Santa Monica, yadda blah etc. It was totally spontaneous too. I called her up at midnight and asked her if she wanted to go to the beach. We were both night owls, so calling that late was never an issue.
(080) Turn-on:
Strong humor, play-fighting(wrestling around), intelligence, and I'm a boob guy, but oddly enough dated boobless women...
(081) Turn-off: Dishonesty, girls bigger than me... Sorry ladies, but I tried dating chicks bigger than me.. it's awkward. Kinda emasculating to be honest.
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone?
No. Looks will get the eyes, but the heart needs more work.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
Sometimes. If I believed it would somehow change my romantic situation.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yes and it sucks.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
No. My looks have never been on the list of things girls have liked about me.
(086) What's the last present someone gave you?
Day of Defeat. :) Thanks Colin and Cass. ^^
(087) Are you in love?
There's someone I still love, but "in love" is something different, so no.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at?
My best friend.
(089) That laughed at you?
My best friend.
(090) That turned you on?
A close friend.
(091) You went shopping with?
Uhm... Close friend.
(092) To disappoint you?
Best friend.
(093) To ask you out?
I've never been asked out.
(094) To make you cry?
Ex-girlfriend.
(095) To brighten up your day?
Liz-butt!
(096) That you thought about?
Girl I know.
(097) You saw a movie with?
Bunch of friends for X-Men 3.
(098) You talked to on the phone?
This girl I know! :O
(099) You talked to through IM?
Liz-butt!
(100) You saw?
Mom's friend whose been renting out a room.
(101) You turned down?
Guildie wanted to know if I would be main tank for an LBRS run and I said in my Jamaican Troll Accent "No way, mon".
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled?
A moment ago.
(105) Laughed?
A moment ago.
(106) Cried?
Wednesday. That song "Hallelujah" pulled it out of me.
(107) Bought something?
Yesterday. A Dr Pepper, some Sunflower Seeds, and two Nestle Crunch bars.
(108) Danced?
Taking a latin dance class at the college, so, last wednesday. Will be dancing ten hours from now.
(109) Were sarcastic?
Feh, like I'm EVER sarcastic...
(110) Hugged/kissed someone?
Don't remember really.
(111) Talked to an enemy?
I killed some lvl40 dwarf priest a while ago who was trying to pick on newbs in Ashenvale. I called him a fool, but it probably came out as GAKL.
(112) Watched your favorite movie?
Been a number of months.
(113) Talked on the phone?
Four hours ago.
(114) Listened to the radio?
An hour ago.
(115) Watched TV?
Watching Adult Swim right now.
(116) Went out?
As in date? Movie? Food? School? Work? What?
(117) Helped someone?
I escorted about a half-dozen newbs to Grom Hellscream's resting place for the Harvest Celebration Quest today. :)
(118) Sang?
On the way back from class, I sang "My Sharona" in my car.
(119) Said "I love you"?
Yesterday.
(120) Got drunk?
4th of July.
Stolen from MadPolar
Posted 18 years ago1. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER OF FA?
Not sure, I don't read my own stats enough.
2. WHAT MAKES YOU GAG?
Not sure how much of a gag reflex I have... Certain smells can do it, like rotting pumpkin mixed with cat shit and some carcass under the deck.. Yeah, I'm speaking from experience.
3. DOES YOUR MOM SMOKE?
She did, then she sorta quit. If she does, it's in her room and during high periods of stress.
4. WHO'S PROFILE DO YOU LIKE THE MOST ON FA?
I guess my own cause I'm narcissistic like that.
5. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Lifted, huge, old school, Jeep Wrangler. Mud-whomping for the win!
6. HAVE YOU KISSED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE IN YOUR WATCH LIST?
No, but I have wanted to with one particular person. I was DENIED.
7. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR BF/GF's PARENTS?
Well in my vast experience of TWO ladies... I only met the parents of one and it was once and they seemed to put on a front. So, I have way of honestly answering this. So, to stroke my own ego, I'll say yes.
8. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY?
God, no.
9. HOW OLD WILL YOU BE ON YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY?
23
10. ARE YOU A LIKEABLE PERSON?
Define likable. If you mean Professional Ass-Kisser, then no. I've burned a lot bridges with my honesty and unwillingness to go out of my way to make someone comfortable (if I wanna make you comfortable, I do it on my own accord).
11. WOULD YOU PREFER FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS OR GUYS?
Doesn't matter, as long as they know what a friend is.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A MONDAY NIGHT?
Masturbate, although that's not really regulated to specific days... but I would have to say Monday is particularly feverish in that regard.
13. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
Depends. Not as much as I used to be, but I get the cold sweat and urge to jump if I'm on something really high, unrestrained, and with a steep drop. For example, the Hoover Dam. Gorgeous but gave me the fucking willies.
14. WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE BEST: A DIAMOND RING OR A DIAMOND BRACELET?
Rings make for better weapons..
15. WHAT IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING THAT YOU'VE EVER ENDURED?
Emotional trauma... I've been blessed physically, knock on wood.
16. WHAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Probably something involving my digestive system.
17. WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR GLASS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
It's a Rum and Coke that's been dituded with ice that can be estimated to be at aproximately 68% fully empty.
18. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A GRAVE WHERE SOMEONE WAS BURIED?
I don't visit cemetaries often. I would if I lived closer to the grave of an old friend of mine.
19. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?
Year and half ago, after I got jumped by drugged out losers in a bad neighborhood. Student Housing ftl.
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM?
Los Angeles Kings. We'll win a Stanley Cup... someday.
21. DO YOU PREFER SHOES, SOCKS, OR BARE FEET?
Sandals.
22. WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A SOCIAL DRINKER?
By and large. I don't drink to get drunk. I just like the taste.
23. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR EX!
Cunt with a hot ass and perky tits. I don't like her, but I'd sacrafice my personal pride for another shot to get my jollies at least.
24.WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR DO YOU TRY TO GET FREE DRINKS?
Never been a bar person. I tend to want dinner with my drinks.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?
I did and only because my boss was into movies, anime, 3D modeling and such, much as I was, so it was a good conversation. But he quit, so my job sucks now.
26. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
Once or twice on any given day.
27. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Up north at my uncle's place. Gorgeous up there and your ears ring for two days because it's so quiet.
28. WHEN YOU NEED SOME ALONE TIME WHERE DO YOU GO?
My room. lol My ass is parked here almost 24/7.
29. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL DO THIS SURVEY?
Whoever likes this shit... like me.
30. WHO DO YOU TAG?
you
Not sure, I don't read my own stats enough.
2. WHAT MAKES YOU GAG?
Not sure how much of a gag reflex I have... Certain smells can do it, like rotting pumpkin mixed with cat shit and some carcass under the deck.. Yeah, I'm speaking from experience.
3. DOES YOUR MOM SMOKE?
She did, then she sorta quit. If she does, it's in her room and during high periods of stress.
4. WHO'S PROFILE DO YOU LIKE THE MOST ON FA?
I guess my own cause I'm narcissistic like that.
5. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY CAR WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Lifted, huge, old school, Jeep Wrangler. Mud-whomping for the win!
6. HAVE YOU KISSED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE IN YOUR WATCH LIST?
No, but I have wanted to with one particular person. I was DENIED.
7. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR BF/GF's PARENTS?
Well in my vast experience of TWO ladies... I only met the parents of one and it was once and they seemed to put on a front. So, I have way of honestly answering this. So, to stroke my own ego, I'll say yes.
8. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY?
God, no.
9. HOW OLD WILL YOU BE ON YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY?
23
10. ARE YOU A LIKEABLE PERSON?
Define likable. If you mean Professional Ass-Kisser, then no. I've burned a lot bridges with my honesty and unwillingness to go out of my way to make someone comfortable (if I wanna make you comfortable, I do it on my own accord).
11. WOULD YOU PREFER FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS OR GUYS?
Doesn't matter, as long as they know what a friend is.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A MONDAY NIGHT?
Masturbate, although that's not really regulated to specific days... but I would have to say Monday is particularly feverish in that regard.
13. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
Depends. Not as much as I used to be, but I get the cold sweat and urge to jump if I'm on something really high, unrestrained, and with a steep drop. For example, the Hoover Dam. Gorgeous but gave me the fucking willies.
14. WHICH WOULD YOU LIKE BEST: A DIAMOND RING OR A DIAMOND BRACELET?
Rings make for better weapons..
15. WHAT IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING THAT YOU'VE EVER ENDURED?
Emotional trauma... I've been blessed physically, knock on wood.
16. WHAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Probably something involving my digestive system.
17. WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR GLASS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
It's a Rum and Coke that's been dituded with ice that can be estimated to be at aproximately 68% fully empty.
18. HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO A GRAVE WHERE SOMEONE WAS BURIED?
I don't visit cemetaries often. I would if I lived closer to the grave of an old friend of mine.
19. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?
Year and half ago, after I got jumped by drugged out losers in a bad neighborhood. Student Housing ftl.
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM?
Los Angeles Kings. We'll win a Stanley Cup... someday.
21. DO YOU PREFER SHOES, SOCKS, OR BARE FEET?
Sandals.
22. WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A SOCIAL DRINKER?
By and large. I don't drink to get drunk. I just like the taste.
23. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR EX!
Cunt with a hot ass and perky tits. I don't like her, but I'd sacrafice my personal pride for another shot to get my jollies at least.
24.WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR DO YOU TRY TO GET FREE DRINKS?
Never been a bar person. I tend to want dinner with my drinks.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB?
I did and only because my boss was into movies, anime, 3D modeling and such, much as I was, so it was a good conversation. But he quit, so my job sucks now.
26. HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM?
Once or twice on any given day.
27. IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
Up north at my uncle's place. Gorgeous up there and your ears ring for two days because it's so quiet.
28. WHEN YOU NEED SOME ALONE TIME WHERE DO YOU GO?
My room. lol My ass is parked here almost 24/7.
29. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL DO THIS SURVEY?
Whoever likes this shit... like me.
30. WHO DO YOU TAG?
you
Uncle Jer
Posted 18 years agoI am officially an uncle as of 11:22am, September 12th, 2006. :D
My neice's name is "Carliegh", pronounced "Carli".
I got to hold her and it was quite an experience. Good times.
My neice's name is "Carliegh", pronounced "Carli".
I got to hold her and it was quite an experience. Good times.
Welcome!
Posted 18 years agoYes, I welcome myself back to FA.
This gallery will pose as a secondary one from my home at Deviantart. So you won't get ALL my backed art files here, but I'll try to be dilligent about posting here as well as DA.
This will mostly be the home of my adult writing, maybe even visual art if I mount up the confidence.
So, keep an eye out for some steamy writing that I pray doesn't come as too overdone or rehashed.
My philosophy with art?
Everything's been done already. Getting hung up on trying to do what's never been done only stifles the creative mind.
This keeps me loose with my work and every now and then allows me to pop up a gem that I don't believe read anywhere else before. :)
My goal?
Entertainment.
If it's rehashed overdone crap but you love it, I consider it a success and I will promote it as such. If it's original, innovative, inspiring and a failure, I will treat it as such.
I only strive to entertain all of you. ^^
Final note.. My icon is the beloved Deadpool himself.
This gallery will pose as a secondary one from my home at Deviantart. So you won't get ALL my backed art files here, but I'll try to be dilligent about posting here as well as DA.
This will mostly be the home of my adult writing, maybe even visual art if I mount up the confidence.
So, keep an eye out for some steamy writing that I pray doesn't come as too overdone or rehashed.
My philosophy with art?
Everything's been done already. Getting hung up on trying to do what's never been done only stifles the creative mind.
This keeps me loose with my work and every now and then allows me to pop up a gem that I don't believe read anywhere else before. :)
My goal?
Entertainment.
If it's rehashed overdone crap but you love it, I consider it a success and I will promote it as such. If it's original, innovative, inspiring and a failure, I will treat it as such.
I only strive to entertain all of you. ^^
Final note.. My icon is the beloved Deadpool himself.
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