my room meme
Posted 12 years agoDo you have the following in your bedroom?
Condoms:
yes
Cell phone:
Yes
Book shelf:
yes
Couch:
No
Futon:
No
Computer/laptop:
multiple ones 1 desktop and 3 laptops
Pictures:
yes more paintings than pictures
Mirror:
yes but i keep the one i can see covered
Skateboard:
no
Bed:
yup
Smoke detector:
No
Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
nope, im as musically talented as a basset hound
Blacklight:
nope
Lava Lamp:
No
CDs:
Yes
Flag:
yes there is
Stop sign/any sign:
no
Paintball gun:
yes
Real Gun:
more than i care to admit to
Cigarettes:
yes
Pot:
hell no
Any drugs:
not at all
Alcohol:
yes, got to keep it close
Books:
yup there are mostly on guns and history of guns
ps2:
yup there is
Xbox:
nope
Gamecube:
yes again
Stereo:
nope
Gum:
yes actually
How many windows do you have in your room:
1
What is the color of your walls?
a tanish color
Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
both
What's on your walls?
a rug, some paintings, and some cheep metal sculptures
Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
yes
Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
thats the obvious place to go in my room
Has the opposite sex slept in your bed?
sure have just not with me there
Ever had sex in your bed?
sadly not as much as i would like
Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
my doggy
Do you like your bedroom:
yup its messy but its mine
Condoms:
yes
Cell phone:
Yes
Book shelf:
yes
Couch:
No
Futon:
No
Computer/laptop:
multiple ones 1 desktop and 3 laptops
Pictures:
yes more paintings than pictures
Mirror:
yes but i keep the one i can see covered
Skateboard:
no
Bed:
yup
Smoke detector:
No
Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums:
nope, im as musically talented as a basset hound
Blacklight:
nope
Lava Lamp:
No
CDs:
Yes
Flag:
yes there is
Stop sign/any sign:
no
Paintball gun:
yes
Real Gun:
more than i care to admit to
Cigarettes:
yes
Pot:
hell no
Any drugs:
not at all
Alcohol:
yes, got to keep it close
Books:
yup there are mostly on guns and history of guns
ps2:
yup there is
Xbox:
nope
Gamecube:
yes again
Stereo:
nope
Gum:
yes actually
How many windows do you have in your room:
1
What is the color of your walls?
a tanish color
Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom?
both
What's on your walls?
a rug, some paintings, and some cheep metal sculptures
Has the opposite sex been in your room before?
yes
Has the opposite sex been on your bed?
thats the obvious place to go in my room
Has the opposite sex slept in your bed?
sure have just not with me there
Ever had sex in your bed?
sadly not as much as i would like
Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you?
my doggy
Do you like your bedroom:
yup its messy but its mine
well im single
Posted 12 years agoyup after 2.5years im single again
that is all
that is all
rmfc meme
Posted 12 years agoQ: Whereare you staying? A: The double tree
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving? A: Arriving maybe wed to Tuesday
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: my girl
Q: Where will you be most of the time and how can I find you? A: running around like a mad cat in suit
Q: Who are your con buddies? A: i have a list if people i need to creep on
Q: What/wherewill you be eating? A: where ever i think looks good
Q: Will you behaving a room party? A: prob not
Q: Will you bedrinking and/or getting drunk? [b]A: pretty sure the cards say yes
Q: What is your gender? A: Male
Q: Are you single?
A: Nope... my girl Nikki will be with me i think
Q: How old areyou? A: 30
Q: How tall are you? A: 5'10"
Q: How will I recognize you? A: I'll be the guy that looks like he is mad or mean
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention? A: just say would you like a redbull? ( but you better not tease)
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended? A: This will be myfirst.
Q: Do you own a fursuit? A: I do indeed
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you? A: if your clean and I'm in suit hugs will be given for free, if you smell like a dirty bad of smashed a$$ holes there will be charges involved, out of suit if i don't know you no
Q: Can I buy you drinks? A: redbull greygoose with a touch of cranberry
Q: Can I look or draw in your sketchbook? A: i dont have one
Q: Can I take your picture? A: in suit yes
Q: Can I hang out with you? A: yeah sure unless i am busy
Q: Can I talk to you? A: sure
Q: Can I ask you to dance? A: i.don't dance not because i can't i just don't
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges? A: i can't draw i might brig knife sharpening stuff lol
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving? A: Arriving maybe wed to Tuesday
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: my girl
Q: Where will you be most of the time and how can I find you? A: running around like a mad cat in suit
Q: Who are your con buddies? A: i have a list if people i need to creep on
Q: What/wherewill you be eating? A: where ever i think looks good
Q: Will you behaving a room party? A: prob not
Q: Will you bedrinking and/or getting drunk? [b]A: pretty sure the cards say yes
Q: What is your gender? A: Male
Q: Are you single?
A: Nope... my girl Nikki will be with me i think
Q: How old areyou? A: 30
Q: How tall are you? A: 5'10"
Q: How will I recognize you? A: I'll be the guy that looks like he is mad or mean
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention? A: just say would you like a redbull? ( but you better not tease)
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended? A: This will be myfirst.
Q: Do you own a fursuit? A: I do indeed
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you? A: if your clean and I'm in suit hugs will be given for free, if you smell like a dirty bad of smashed a$$ holes there will be charges involved, out of suit if i don't know you no
Q: Can I buy you drinks? A: redbull greygoose with a touch of cranberry
Q: Can I look or draw in your sketchbook? A: i dont have one
Q: Can I take your picture? A: in suit yes
Q: Can I hang out with you? A: yeah sure unless i am busy
Q: Can I talk to you? A: sure
Q: Can I ask you to dance? A: i.don't dance not because i can't i just don't
Q: Do you do do free art, trades, commissions, badges? A: i can't draw i might brig knife sharpening stuff lol
Pimpin aint easy
Posted 12 years agoJust pimpin my favorite wunny
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Posted 13 years ago
is moving to new mexico, I can't wait tra la la
Posted 17 years agojsut needed to put op a new journal
my bar tab is $$3,295
Posted 17 years agoThis is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...." "If I apologized, it wouldn't make it all unhappen. It wouldn't make the darkness go away."
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...." "If I apologized, it wouldn't make it all unhappen. It wouldn't make the darkness go away."
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