~Shads

me: i really wish you were here right now
:C

j.alex: :C
sup?

me: well, i went in the kitchen
and the cat lay down on the floor
so i flopped on my hands and knees next to it, right
and it gets up and moves two feet so instead of being at my 3 o clock its at my 12
and im like. still on my elbows and knees.
and he gets up, and im like, IMA HIDE MY FACE UNDER ME
LETS SEE IF HE GOES UNDER ME TO TRY RESUMING EYE CONTACT
>the thump of a cat jumping on my back
>the flop of a cat deciding that my back is more comfortable than the floor
..........

j.alex: hahahha
awwwww
backsleepcat :D

me: so im like
im in the middle of the kitchen floor with a cat flopped on me
what do
.......
>crawl

j.alex: ....

me: the first couple steps he got unbalanced, then settled himself between my scapulae
i managed to get to the middle of the dining room before he hopped off :P

j.alex: hahahaha
awwww
caaaaaaaat

me: THIS IS A THING THAT JUST HAPPENED