A special spot of my body is amazing. read this to see why!
14 years ago
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Friendship is Magic...apparently! James Cameron wanted my penis to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If you can see my penis, he can see you. If you can't see my penis you may be only seconds away from death.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be my penis.
For most people, home is where the heart is. For my penis, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
In a tagteam match, my penis was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of my penis come off without a hitch.
my penis smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is my penis's personal chef.
Mr. T pities the fool. my penis rips the fool's head off.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is my penis.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with my penis. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
my penis was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. my penis can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
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If you can see my penis, he can see you. If you can't see my penis you may be only seconds away from death.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be my penis.
For most people, home is where the heart is. For my penis, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
In a tagteam match, my penis was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of my penis come off without a hitch.
my penis smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is my penis's personal chef.
Mr. T pities the fool. my penis rips the fool's head off.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is my penis.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with my penis. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
my penis was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. my penis can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
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http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
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but who cares, still fucking funny x3