The welcoming party.
14 years ago
In celebration of scoring an apartment in this economy, I figured I'd take an inventory of petty/important experiences I've had. Seemed like a fun little survey.
1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)[Not while drunk. ^_^]
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x)
15. Been to prom. (x)
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )[I have bailed out of a moving car, however.]
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )[Rolled a great many joints, in my day, never smoked a single one.]
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)[Lawl, for like... an hour.]
34. Broken a bone. (\)[Not officially, but I messed up my knuckles so bad, I'm certain there were fractures in there.]
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. (x)[I DO draw, believe it or not...]
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)[My friends and I trash-talk all the time. It's a form of recreation.]
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)[I held my pet pigeon until it was gone.]
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)[That1Guy, Tab Benoit.]
65. Played an instrument. (x)[Four.]
66. Ridden a horse. ( )[I really want to.]
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
71. Got caught stealing something. ( )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (x)
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. ( )[I really, REALLY want to.]
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (\)[I've had... 'unexplainable' encounters. Not sure if I'd jump to calling it a ghost, though.]
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)[In a mourning way or what?]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x) [Seven years and counting]
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( )
1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. (x)[Not while drunk. ^_^]
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. (x)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (x)
15. Been to prom. (x)
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (x)
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (x)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. ( )[I have bailed out of a moving car, however.]
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs. ( )[Rolled a great many joints, in my day, never smoked a single one.]
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (x)[Lawl, for like... an hour.]
34. Broken a bone. (\)[Not officially, but I messed up my knuckles so bad, I'm certain there were fractures in there.]
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn. (x)[I DO draw, believe it or not...]
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)
41. French kissed. (x)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)[My friends and I trash-talk all the time. It's a form of recreation.]
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)[I held my pet pigeon until it was gone.]
51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy. (x)
60. Been to a motocross race. (x)
61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)[That1Guy, Tab Benoit.]
65. Played an instrument. (x)[Four.]
66. Ridden a horse. ( )[I really want to.]
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. (x)
71. Got caught stealing something. ( )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (x)
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country. ( )[I really, REALLY want to.]
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (\)[I've had... 'unexplainable' encounters. Not sure if I'd jump to calling it a ghost, though.]
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)[In a mourning way or what?]
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x) [Seven years and counting]
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore. (x)
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped. ( )
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