Horsie Meme!
15 years ago
Stolen from Jaleo.
Personal:
1) Are you Equine?
You better believe it, babe.
2) If so, what breed are you?
Shire Clydesdale cross.
3) Would/do you have accessories?
Not exactly sure what this means. If you"re talking horse gear, I love pony play and riding crops.
4)What special markings would/do you have?
I have a pair of flaming ace of spade tattoos in white on my ass cheeks.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
Kinda embarrassed to say I can"t. Least not to my satisfaction.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
Sure do....in bed.
7)Any conformation flaws?
Not in the front, unfortunately. But I"ve got the ass for it. Hard, round and tight from years of working out.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
Pretty much any of the cold-bloods. I"m also partial to Andalusians.
9)What is your favorite eye color?
Hazel
10)What is your favorite coat color?
Black
11)What is your favorite sex ?
*Smirks* Stallions. Gelded males are just creepy.
12)What is your favorite gate?
All of the show horse ones.
13)Do you like breeding and foals?
*Smirks again* Hells yes to the first and not so much to the second.
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
Short hair for both coat and mane.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
Large as I can possibly get "em.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
See question 15.
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
Not yet. Any volunteers? *Wink*
18)Do you have a horse ornament?
Nope, but I"ll be yours.
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
No, but I got plenty of computer desktop backgrounds and there"s a gorgeous horse head bust I was drooling over in an airport gift shop once. Very nearly bought it, too.
20)Have you ever actually learned to ride.....
Once, a long time ago. Haven"t done it in years.
Experience:
21)Riden a horse?
Once, long time ago. Sure made an impression, didn"t it? *Chuckles*
22)Have you fallen off?
Nope
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
No sir.
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Hey, I"m the stallion, not the rider!
25)Do you have riding boots?
Err...does IC count?
26)Do you have clothing for riding?
IC I own some leather chaps. RL, nope.
27)Mucked out a stable or stall?
No
28)Groomed a horse?
Wish I had.
29)Kissed a horse?
*Blushes* We"re starting to get into kinda forbidden fantasies, now.
30)Been groomed by a horse?
And the fantasy continues!
31)Bathed a horse?
Nope
32)Bitten by a horse?
Nope
33)Kicked by a horse?
Nope
34)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Not the one time I rode, no.
35)Have you ever lost control or had it bolt (take the bit) on you?
Yep. Galloping was fuuuun!
36)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
Aie, the fantasies!
37)Have you been pinned down. (like pressed against a wall/door etc. by the weight of the horse)?
Goddamn, you TRYING to rile me up?
38)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
I"ll try really hard to keep outta the gutter with this one. Most likely sugar cubes.
39)Have you spent large amounts of cash on horses?
Nope
Just a disclaimer: I know some of my answers to the questions might make me look like the next Mr. Hands. It"s just a fantasy, people.
Personal:
1) Are you Equine?
You better believe it, babe.
2) If so, what breed are you?
Shire Clydesdale cross.
3) Would/do you have accessories?
Not exactly sure what this means. If you"re talking horse gear, I love pony play and riding crops.
4)What special markings would/do you have?
I have a pair of flaming ace of spade tattoos in white on my ass cheeks.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
Kinda embarrassed to say I can"t. Least not to my satisfaction.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
Sure do....in bed.
7)Any conformation flaws?
Not in the front, unfortunately. But I"ve got the ass for it. Hard, round and tight from years of working out.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
Pretty much any of the cold-bloods. I"m also partial to Andalusians.
9)What is your favorite eye color?
Hazel
10)What is your favorite coat color?
Black
11)What is your favorite sex ?
*Smirks* Stallions. Gelded males are just creepy.
12)What is your favorite gate?
All of the show horse ones.
13)Do you like breeding and foals?
*Smirks again* Hells yes to the first and not so much to the second.
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
Short hair for both coat and mane.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
Large as I can possibly get "em.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
See question 15.
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
Not yet. Any volunteers? *Wink*
18)Do you have a horse ornament?
Nope, but I"ll be yours.
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
No, but I got plenty of computer desktop backgrounds and there"s a gorgeous horse head bust I was drooling over in an airport gift shop once. Very nearly bought it, too.
20)Have you ever actually learned to ride.....
Once, a long time ago. Haven"t done it in years.
Experience:
21)Riden a horse?
Once, long time ago. Sure made an impression, didn"t it? *Chuckles*
22)Have you fallen off?
Nope
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
No sir.
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Hey, I"m the stallion, not the rider!
25)Do you have riding boots?
Err...does IC count?
26)Do you have clothing for riding?
IC I own some leather chaps. RL, nope.
27)Mucked out a stable or stall?
No
28)Groomed a horse?
Wish I had.
29)Kissed a horse?
*Blushes* We"re starting to get into kinda forbidden fantasies, now.
30)Been groomed by a horse?
And the fantasy continues!
31)Bathed a horse?
Nope
32)Bitten by a horse?
Nope
33)Kicked by a horse?
Nope
34)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Not the one time I rode, no.
35)Have you ever lost control or had it bolt (take the bit) on you?
Yep. Galloping was fuuuun!
36)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
Aie, the fantasies!
37)Have you been pinned down. (like pressed against a wall/door etc. by the weight of the horse)?
Goddamn, you TRYING to rile me up?
38)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
I"ll try really hard to keep outta the gutter with this one. Most likely sugar cubes.
39)Have you spent large amounts of cash on horses?
Nope
Just a disclaimer: I know some of my answers to the questions might make me look like the next Mr. Hands. It"s just a fantasy, people.
I know how you feel about some of those questions..
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