Respectable

Michael nervously makes his way to the Debonnaire, where he pays for half an hour with Hayley. Michael doesn't get any further than stripping down to his underpants, but is so happy to have someone who seems to like him, and listens to him talk, that he soon finds himself falling in love.

Henpecked Michael's bedtime overtures are snuffed out by his wife. She's more turned on nowadays by tile catalogues, asking "can't the pasion thing wait 'til the weekend?" Realising that something is missing in his life, Michael nervously makes his way to the Debonnaire, where he pays for half an hour with Hayley, who soon has him pegged as a "talker". Michael doesn't get any further than stripping down to his underpants, but is so happy to have someone who seems to like him, and listens to him talk, that he soon finds himself falling in love.

There's an awkward moment on the way out, as Michael bumps into Barry, the man who has been decorating his house. Barry is one of the brothel's best customers, and is highly amused to have made a "brothel buddy". Soon Michael has arranged regular visits, under the guise of taking double-bass lessons. "You're a bit young for a midlife crisis", spits his wife. If only she knew...