Beware of Chicken 4: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
Beware of Chicken, Book 4
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming????
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I'm stuck in his body.
Out in the middle of nowhere, I've managed to escape a life of cultivation and politics. Until now, that is. I guess it was inevitable they caught up with me eventually. I haven't exactly been subtle. You know, what with the talking animals performing heroics all over the Azure Hills and Xiulan constantly calling me a Hidden Master.
A part of me wants to run away again. The memory of my death still haunts my dreams. But this is my home now. And I'll be damned if I give it up without a fight.
I mean, all I have to do is learn how to navigate xianxia politics and train for battle while simultaneously running my farm and uncovering an ancient cataclysm that apparently destroyed the Azure Hills back in the day.
Meanwhile, I'm about to be a father . . . Man, I'm kinda screwed, aren't I? At least I can call in the cavalry—ahem, poultry—to help.
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A great new twist on the “alien conspiracy” genre
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- Anonymous User
- 12-20-24
fantastic story telling
Another great addition to the series. You'll get to see more of the side characters story with this one. I'm only sad that I have to wait for the next book.
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- Jeremy McEvoy
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Kept me chuckling and satisfied
We got Some long awaited reveals. New perspectives and a reason to anticipate the next book! Love this book family even more! Oh, and new *spoiler*!
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- Dustin Bayliss
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I loved it!
After waiting, so long, to hear this next chapter in the story I can only wish it kept going! So well written!! Please keep this story going and thank you!!!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-21-24
It was great
It was a great filler book with great world building. I can’t wait for the next book.
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Clear and actionable
Clear descriptions of different types of barking and ways to help yourself and your dog.
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- Osi
- 12-21-24
I want the next book now!!
Beware of Chicken has been one of the best stories I have read/listened to in a long time. A truly beautiful story, packed with laughs, love, adventure, and just about everything else needed for a fantastic tale. Every book brings new surprises and makes me eager for the next one! I have purchased every installment as an audiobook and in physical from and hope that the authors gets the recognition they deserve.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-20-24
another slice of life Gold!
another great entry, I swear I'm always smiling ear to ear when I listen to this great series. I, a grown, 300 LB man, giggles with excitement when I remembered this audio book will be coming out this month. Thank you.
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- Happy Camper
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Another Wonderful Story
I enjoy all the characters and I feel invested in their stories. The warmth and love in the ways conflicts are resolved are inspiring.
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- usmcsky
- 12-20-24
swallowed thickly
starting a drinking game for this series. "swallowed thickly" used waaaay too much in this series.
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- antonio george
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Love It
Thank you for the great series. This is one of greatest story being told. The narration is still the best.
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