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Radley's Underworld for Horny Monsters
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 23 hrs and 49 mins
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When a dullahan from the fae realm shows up on Mike Radley's property, he doesn't know what to expect. He didn't expect to learn that his banshee friend Cecilia has become a prisoner of the faerie queen. He really didn't expect to learn that his home contains a portal to the Underworld itself. And he definitely didn't expect to do battle against the duplicitous shadow man who wants Mike's very soul. With new allies, villains, and monstergirls, things are about to become dead serious. Welcome to the Underworld, Mike Radley. Expect the Unexpected.
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A great read
- By Charles M on 11-23-23
- Radley's Underworld for Horny Monsters
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
Annabelle Hawthorne is a genius
Reviewed: 06-29-24
Every story gets better. Every addition brings more world-building, deeper character development, and greater life to the serious. Without the great narrators, this series wouldn't be nearly as fantastic to listen to
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Succubus Summoner
- A High Fantasy Harem Romance
- By: Virgil Knightley, Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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On the day of his Proving, Apprentice Summoner Samuel Eamon chooses a white rabbit as his familiar, summoning a creature from the Outer Spheres and dubbing it “Snowball”. What he gets is a shapely succubus with bunny ears and a poofy cottontail. Turns out everything he tries to summon ends up a succubus. With his new Summoner’s License, Samuel is sent with a former classmate as his escort to meet Runescribe Elantrica Ilmora—someone who just might be able to discern the truth behind his odd spin on Calling Magic.
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Slice-of-life story turns into an adventure tale
- By Haremsfan on 05-26-23
- Succubus Summoner
- A High Fantasy Harem Romance
- By: Virgil Knightley, Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
Barely interesting enough to finish
Reviewed: 01-09-24
i downloaded this because it had Annabelle Hawthorne on it and I'm a huge fan. but I didn't really see much of her narrative flair in any of this story, leading me to believe it was more Virgil Knightly than her. i feel like the dialogue here was clunky, the story dragged, and the characters lacked much personality or soul. there are some interesting concepts and I'm barely interested enough to buy the next book.
The Narrators were ok. Faye Bishop lacked much range with her characters, and more often than not they were annoying to listen to, especially Aurora. Tom North was better, though not by much. he seemed to have only two voices, young and old.
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The Last of Her Kind
- Horny Monsters
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors, Kieran Flitton
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Ever since returning from Vietnam, Darren has been haunted by the ghosts of his past. A chance encounter with a small-town sheriff lands him a handyman job at the local library, as well as hope that his wandering days may be over. Ana is the town librarian. She, too, is running from the past. Content to be left alone, she becomes alarmed when Darren sets off her urge to reproduce, a desire that always comes with fatal consequences.
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Nicely done
- By Dan on 04-25-23
- The Last of Her Kind
- Horny Monsters
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors, Kieran Flitton
More heart and less smut this time
Reviewed: 12-09-23
I remember the first time I read this story on Literotica and I was struck by how little actual erotica there was. That didn't bother me at all because the story was so good. This story holds a special place in my heart because I'm a veteran and reading about Darren's struggle rings true on so many accounts.
Amber Lee Conners and Kieran Flitton aren't as good as the normal narrators for Anabelle Hawthorne's books. Their variety in voices is lacking, and ofttimes their tones while narrating are monotonous. But they do convey emotion very well, and I particularly feel like Amber Lee Conners voice as Ana was perfect.
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Radley's Wardrobe for Horny Monsters
- A Monstergirl Harem
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 19 hrs and 26 mins
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When Mike Radley's magical home grew another floor, he thought he knew what to expect. He didn't expect a kingdom of portal-chewing rats to be living between his walls. He really didn't expect to discover that the wardrobe down the hall was a prison world for a murderous kitsune. And he definitely didn't expect all of his enemies to converge on his house all at once, intent on his destruction. Welcome to Radley's Wardrobe. Expect the Unexpected.
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Great Series Ruined!
- By Jeff Smith on 10-06-23
- Radley's Wardrobe for Horny Monsters
- A Monstergirl Harem
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
a smutty masterpiece
Reviewed: 12-05-23
Anabelle Hawthorne is a hidden gem. Alyssa Poon is her avatar. Smut with a storyline has no business being this good. More world building, more complex and deep characters, and more heart warming moments.
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Radley's Publisher's Pack for Monster Lovers 1
- Books 1-2
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 25 hrs and 55 mins
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When Mike Radley inherited a mysterious old house from a long-lost relative, he wasn't sure what to expect. He didn't expect a sexual encounter with the nymph in his bathtub. He really didn't expect to discover a house full of affectionate monsters. And he definitely didn't expect a pair of witches bent on stealing the home's magic from him. Welcome to the Radley House. Expect the unexpected.
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Read it and liked it. Listened and liked it more!
- By Keith on 08-29-23
- Radley's Publisher's Pack for Monster Lovers 1
- Books 1-2
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
Ok, hear me out...
Reviewed: 12-02-23
So yes, these stories are smut at their core. The plot can't exist without the copious sex. BUT... the story is AMAZING. Annabelle Hawthorne does an incredible job of world building. She does a jar-dropping job of taking a story who's initial draw is the raw sexual fantasy of a harem and turning into something you can't put down.
And the voice performances! I didn't know who Alyssa Poon was, but she's way better than we deserve as a smut narrator. She does a VERY good job making each voice distinct with accents and mannerisms and all.
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Fire & Blood (HBO Tie-in Edition)
- 300 Years Before A Game of Thrones
- By: George R. R. Martin
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 26 hrs and 24 mins
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Centuries before the events of A Game of Thrones, House Targaryen - the only family of dragonlords to survive the Doom of Valyria - took up residence on Dragonstone. Fire & Blood begins their tale with the legendary Aegon the Conqueror, creator of the Iron Throne, and goes on to recount the generations of Targaryens who fought to hold that iconic seat, all the way up to the civil war that nearly tore their dynasty apart.
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150 years of Westeros history
- By Kingsley on 11-22-18
- Fire & Blood (HBO Tie-in Edition)
- 300 Years Before A Game of Thrones
- By: George R. R. Martin
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
I hate the author but love this book
Reviewed: 01-30-23
How is it possible for such an infuriating man to make a HISTORY book so damned entertaining to read/listen to!?! I love the world he's created and this book made me live it more. The narrator went a long way to making such a chronicle a joy to listen to.
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Wars of the Roses: Bloodline
- By: Conn Iggulden
- Narrated by: John Curless
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
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Winter 1461: Richard, Duke of York, is dead - his ambitions in ruins, his head spiked on the wall of the city. King Henry VI is still held prisoner. His Lancastrian queen, Margaret of Anjou, rides south with an army of victorious Northerners, accompanied by painted warriors from the Scottish Highlands.
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Another masterpiece for Iggulden
- By N. Langereis on 01-30-17
- Wars of the Roses: Bloodline
- By: Conn Iggulden
- Narrated by: John Curless
Historic Fiction made gold
Reviewed: 10-29-22
As per usual, Conn Iggulden masterfully combines history and artful storytelling to continue this epic tale. John Curless, likewise, brings the story to life in a way I'm sure no outlet narrator can. A superb listening experience, as always.
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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
- A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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For decades we've been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F*ck positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let's be honest, shit is f*cked, and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn't sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is - a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck is his antidote to the coddling, let's-all-feel-good mind-set that has infected modern society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up.
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A book for 20-somethings, but not me
- By Bonny on 09-22-16
- The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
- A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
It was ok. Didn't live up to the hype
Reviewed: 06-30-22
I had received a lot of recommendations to read this book, but didn't really do that much for me. For a book that was titled so abrasively, the author contradicts it by alluding to the things you ought to give a f*ck about. He reads it well enough but the voices he makes when quoting other people are annoying
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No More Mr. Nice Guy
- A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want in Love, Sex and Life (Updated)
- By: Dr Robert Glover
- Narrated by: Dr Robert Glover
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Dr. Robert Glover has dubbed the "Nice Guy Syndrome" trying too hard to please others while neglecting one's own needs, thus causing unhappiness and resentfulness. It's no wonder that unfulfilled Nice Guys lash out in frustration at their loved ones, claims Dr. Glover.
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Nailed me right between the eyes
- By Charles Mckeever on 03-25-18
- No More Mr. Nice Guy
- A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want in Love, Sex and Life (Updated)
- By: Dr Robert Glover
- Narrated by: Dr Robert Glover
Rinse, Wash, Repeat
Reviewed: 06-27-22
I'm a self-identified nice guy. While there were things here that I could identify with, by and large I feel like I stopped learning anything after the first third of this book had passed. Glover goes into excruciating detail of what a nice guy is but much less detail into how to avoid being one and strategies to combat it. As a narrator, I felt like there was a constant, mocking undertone as he read, especially whenever he said the term "nice guy", which had to account for at least 3000 of the whole book's word count. There are much better self help books out there
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The Five Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts
- By: Gary Chapman
- Narrated by: Gary Chapman
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Dr. Gary Chapman identifies five basic languages of love and then guides couples towards a better understanding of their unique languages of love. Learn to speak and understand your mate's love language, and in no time you will be able to effectively love and truly feel loved in return. Skillful communication is within your grasp!
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Unexpected Brilliance
- By Vanessa on 02-08-07
An essential for married couples
Reviewed: 06-25-22
Listened to this as my marriage was ending and it gave me a lot to think about. I wish I'd read it sooner
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