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Narrated by:
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Valerie Rose Lohman
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Written by:
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Danielle Valentine
About this listen
Scream meets Happy Death Day in this terrifying young adult horror novel from New York Times bestselling scream queen Danielle Valentine.
"This terrifying book reads like a horror movie. No, wait. It has the suspense and shocks and screams of TEN horror movies in one. Great nasty fun!" —R.L. Stine, author of Goosebumps and Fear Street
Alice Lawrence is the sole witness in her sister’s murder trial.
And in the year since Claire’s death, Alice’s life has completely fallen apart. Her parents have gotten divorced, she’s moved into an apartment that smells like bologna, and she is being forced to face her sister’s killer and a courtroom full of people who doubt what she saw in the corn maze a year prior.
Claire was an all-American girl, beautiful and bubbly, and a theater star. Alice was a nerd who dreamed of becoming a forensic pathologist and would rather stay at home to watch her favorite horror movies than party. Despite their differences, they were bonded by sisterhood and were each other’s best friends.
Until Claire was taken away from her.
On the first day of the murder trial, as Alice prepares to give her testimony, she is knocked out by a Sidney Prescott look-alike in the courthouse bathroom. When she wakes up, it is Halloween night a year earlier, the same day Claire was murdered. Alice has until midnight to save her sister and find the real killer before he claims another victim.
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"Chilling and unpredictable. A meta must-read for horror fans and thrill-seekers."—Jessica Goodman, NYT bestselling author of They'll Never Catch Us, They Wish They Were Us and The Counselors
"Valentine's tense and twisty story packs a punch. Readers will tear through these pages to find out what happens."—Natalie D. Richards, New York Times bestselling author of Seven Dirty Secrets
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- Anynomous
- 2023-08-10
Love this
Great contemporary horror book and perfectly narrated. Solid ending, too. Would highly recommend this listen!!
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- Sarah R.
- 2024-05-04
Long and boring with a dumb ending
I did not enjoy this book. I only gave it 2 stars because I finished it. It was long and drawn on, with way too many words for what was being said/what was happening. The narrator was obnoxious, I didn’t enjoy the intonation with which she read.
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