User talk:Un-Javascap/Archive 3
RotM[edit]
It's still too early in the month for me to cast a vote in good conscience, but rest assured I will give you every consideration. You've done alright by me and right now I'm leaning in your direction. --OptyC Sucks! 
CUN 17:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Your Powers of Perception are Incredible![edit]
Hey, like most of the other lame-o's who seem to leave comments on your page, I just wanted to thank you for your review. Contrary to unpopular belief, I am not a very good speller. Thanks for the catch. There were a few others. And I definitely enjoy the props. Just throwing them on back. --Beavnation 01:45, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks[edit]
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Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that Un-Javascap was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell. |
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Thanks for the review and the vote! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:03, 30 Apr
Thankees![edit]
Thanks for the review, Javascap, I'm just getting to changing those things right now... The links did prove a problem because I was struggling for things to link to. - 16:59 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTE
Thanks![edit]
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Cyber Ninjastar For excellence in reviewing. Piss on, soldier. –SysRq
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Thanks for reviewing Veteran for me, you gave me some really good points. Perhaps you'll nom it for me after I make the necessary improvements? People don't really like self noms, I've noticed. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 19:25 May 5
HALP![edit]
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The List[edit]
OK, an attempt to explain how it works:
- Edit the appropriate table, update no. of reviews no. of in-depth reviews next to the name accordingly
- Add the latest score to the end of the score average bit and remember to increase the nuber they're divided by accordingly
- Update the percentage box, date of most recent review and the most recent review itself
- Go to the foot of the table, to the three long total expressions; find the no. of reviews for that person and increase it accordingly, then do the same for the no. of in depth reviews
- Hit the preview button
- View the person's new average in the preview, then change their average in the final total box at the bottom
- Put the latest checked review, who it was by and the date in the final space in the table
- Put the name and the article checked in the edit summary
- Save the page
- Cross off the review you just checked on the maintenance list
- Do it all again for the other reviews
- Wonder exactly why we bother
- ???
- Profit!
Alternatively, just look through the history at my last few edits on it and see if you can figure out what's going on. It started out quite simple, but it's constantly growing and mutating to the point where it needs this level of explanation. Fun, isn't it?! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:40, May 6
Hmm, that was close... The trick with the bit at the end is not to add in extra numbers for people already on the table (as for Flumpa), but to change their existing number in that bit at the bottom. So Flumpa is 10 before the bottom of the table at the moment - count back 10 in the first mathy bit at the bottom and increase his 1 to a 2. Don't increase his 0 to a 1 in the second mathy bit, and then hit preview - that shows you his new average, so find his old average in the final long mathy bit and change it (I look for the average above his, which won't have changed, makes it easier to track down). Only add new numbers on the end and increase the "divided by" count if you add a new bod to the table. It really sounds long winded when you explain it like that, but you get used to it. Honest! Also: glad to hear the golf club missed both your legs! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:55, May 16
Veteran[edit]
I don't need you to re-review the whole thing, but just tell me if you think it's ready with what I added. I don't think I'm going to replace the image at the end, but I think I've followed your other advice and I'm pretty pleased with the results. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 12:08 May 6
PeeReview[edit]
Thanks for the kind, thoughtful review of my play. I shall certainly take your advice on board - though allow me a moment of slight pedantry - paedophile is simply British English for the American pedophile- so not a typo strictly speaking! --Knucmo2 15:19, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah, yes, my apology fr that, I completly forgot, for the moment, the AE usage in Brithish spelling (But it doesn't change the fact that was a good article!) Warm Regards, Javascap
UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008[edit]
The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!
May 11th, 2008 • Issue 2 • Scene XII
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Wikia staff finally locates blockage in the Internet tubes: Spang's talkpage  After endless days of searching itself, Wikia has discovered the source of all its problems. "It's not DPL," Wikia's local sexy janitor, who wished to remain anonymous, told reporters. "It's not those damn ParserFunctions either, or forums, or even Chuck Norris." When asked what the real cause of Wikia's distresses were, our source remained tight-lipped by stapling his mouth shut. Which was probably a bad idea, considering he ended up writhing in pain on the floor, bleeding all over the nice Wikia rugs. Thankfully, the UnSignpost has a trained doctor on its staff, who was sensible enough to call for medical help. After the sexy janitor was revived, he said "rar." When further questioned about the source of all Wikia's woes, he finally admitted it was Spang's talkpage. "Uncyclopedia user "Spang"'s refusal to archive his talkpage is slowly clogging up the arteries of the Internet," says a technical forum at Wikia. "The talkpage in question has already managed to crash all three of the computers in Australia." Upon being asked to archive his talkpage, Spang reportedly said, "No." When Uncyclopedia was asked to comment, the site had this to say: "FU SPANG". UnSignpost Releases First Issue  May 8th, 2008: Uncyclopedia develops a new fungus... a newspapery one. "Through all the shockporn and Oscar Wilde references, we made it!" Founder Dr. Skullthumper said at a recent press conference. At the conference in Skullthumper's backyard, editor-in-chief Cajek, wearing a traditional light blue Mongolian Toga and screaming at birds, had more to add. "I would like to thank all the writers involved. Thank you, you gods of men. You captains of the human experience." Police are investigating the use of strong hallucinogenic drugs during the making of the first issue. So far, the investigation has reached the top of the Unsignpost empire, when detectives found Dr. Skullthumper forcing his staff to squirt automotive door-lock de-icer up their noses to "enhance the creative joo-joo." Local police then ordered the paper to rescind two award-winning articles from its May 8th release. Two of the most hardened criminals on the UnSignpost staff, Meatbone and Spider, are currently planning revenge. When asked if UnSignpost was, like the Daily Show, the Onion, or Uncyclopedia, popular enough to parody itself, Cajek said "No. Obviously not. We can't say we suck yet, or else people would be like 'yeah, they do suck!' We have to wait until people like us. Then, when they read us making fun of ourselves they'll be all like 'this paper ROX!'" In the meantime, the paper promises to not make fun of itself, and will stick to meta-parodying instead until "someone important says it's okay." Heavy metal music found to be beneficial when reverting vandals In a study involving Squiggle, RAHB, Cajek, Fnoodle, Dr. Skullthumper, and Starnestommy, in which they fought diligently for Uncyclopedia through the night, heavy metal music was found to be the best for the purpose of "ass-kicking". After sprinkling some magic over the statistics, they automatically became true. Cajek's Corner
Today, we're going to make a standard Uncyclopedia article, Cajek-style. You will need:
Now, we'll combine the elements together into something that might be called an "article". In reality, all you have to do is whine for a good few pages of text, then sprinkle the annoying elements - sparingly. Add headlines and split up paragraphs to disguise your rant as a well-formatted article, and you're done! Skull's Skullery
Hi kids! Today, we're going to travel with me, Dr. Skullthumper, through a normal day at Uncyc!
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:17, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
You busy at the moment man?[edit]
Just wondering, because you've had Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/James Brown tagged for nearly a week now, and you're usually quite quick with the reviews. Everything OK on planet Javascap? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:57, May 14
That wasn't meant as a hurry up, I was just wondering if all was OK! However, thanks for the review - a better score than I was expecting, to be honest! However, have you never encountered the FU Spang phenomenon on here? I feel there's always a place for an in-joke in an article if it's subtly done and most casual readers won't even spot it. Anyway, I feel confident that I've not given you cake before, so have a slice for a good review:
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Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang. |
--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:52, May 14
UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008[edit]
The periodical without any junk in its trunk!
May 15st, 2008 • Issue 2 3
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The Bible Finally Catches a Break  For years... or whatever... Conservapedia has attacked Uncyc for being too liberal. Today, Uncyc publicly derobes itself, and reveals its patriotic side. From now on, "Uncyclopedia" will be renamed "Falwellapedia" in honor of the late pastor, Jerry Falwell who died May 15th, 2007. Unsignpost spoke with the founder, Modusoperandi, in his isolated forest bunker. "I hate how the liberals treat us!" Modus shouted, along with his two followers. "Don't they see that when they make fun of us, the lord rolls over in his soon-to-be-resurrected grave?" The conservative propagandabot Fbooble is scheduled to "purge the site of any left-wing statements" by the end of the week, soon after it gains self-awareness and joins the Republican party. "HUMANS, CLOSE YOUR NOISE HOLES AND PAY ATTENTION!" Fbooble proclaimed at a recent press conference. "THE DEMOCRATS AND ALL THOSE OTHER LIBERALS ARE NEARING THE END." Fbooble, whose titanium wristwatch glistened in the afternoon sun, held up a copy of the Falwell Children's Bible near the conclusion of the conference and said "ALL PRAISE JEBUS, AND HIS INVINCIBLE ARMY OF DISCIPLES!" Although Fbooble is unclear on the details of religion right now, it promises to become ultraconservative when it does. Not all Uncyc users are happy with the transition. Although we could not find anyone who actually called themselves a liberal, we did manage to vandalize a hybrid just to equal the score. Unsignpost promises a lucrative year via advertising revenue for the Republican National Committee and a weekly "Republican of the Week" section. Changes by Fbooble will include replacing all swear words, such as ****** and ***********, with the word "daffodil," and deleting all articles. Shockporn deemed unworthy will be replaced with this image, and quotes not from the bible will be deleted with extreme prejudice. All non-American users, such as that one guy are to be called "fags", also with extreme prejudice.  How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, one of the hallmarks of Uncyclopedia, has reached the top of the heap. Mordillo, an administrator who will be the least offended when we attribute absolutely false quotes to him, recently said of the page "Finally! Although I've never read it, I hear it's full of fatherly, patronizing advice for those newbs that write those articles I'm constantly huffing!" Mhaille, who has the most linked-to userpage on Uncyc, was slightly more angry at the recent news. "I'm only in 10th place? What the f**k?" While spying on Mhaille from under his bed, the news staff heard language that no human being was ever supposed to hear. Thankfully, the staff was smashed on Listerine, and may have just made up the entire event. Mhaille commented that "No, they didn't make it up, and if they do it again they had better bring enough Listerine for everyone." The user responsible for the 36,000 links to How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid wishes to remain anonymous, but said to our reporters through a wiretap "I just got too carried away. I wish I could take it back, but I can't, and that's no reason for threatening my family in this way! Oh jeez, I hope you get this message, Uncyclopedia. All right, I'm hanging up now, and I hope you're not angry. *BEEP*" UnSignpost Releases Second Issue May 15th, 2008: Uncyclopedia has developed an open wound... a newspaperish one. Riding high on their success, Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek have "deployed their golden parachutes" and are "planning to pack up our shit" and "get the hell out of here." Wearing his trademark solid gold sweatpants, bought with the advertising from the first and second issues of Unsignpost, Dr. Skullthumper said "It was fun, I guess, but now it's time to move on. Like a wild hyena, Unsignpost has left its mark. There are no more stories to cover: no more people to attribute fake quotes to." Cajek, munching on a shish kabob of bald eagle babies, had nothing to add except maniacal laughter as he threw thousands of dollars into the air. Unsignpost, bankrupted by the two owner's antics, is planning to make the paper a paid subscription, unless something kooky happens, in which case it won't. In addition to subscriptions, Unsignpost is having a luau at Mike's house to raise money. "Oh, it'll be soooooo exciting!" Mike said. ...You know Mike. Anyway, Mike continued, "There'll be a silent auction, and a limbo contest, and a pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! Oh! So exciting!" With the proceeds, Unsignpost hopes to add a "Week Box of the Week of the Week" section and a mascot. Maybe a shark. Protein folding: The latest in computer entertainment "Well that's great," you say. "So I'm helping compute protein folding, a never-before-possible situation to model on computers, and thus helping cure some of the most misunderstood diseases to strike humankind as well as advancing the knowledge of the human race into parts of science that were up until recently perceived as impossible. So what's in it for ME?!" You, yes you, will get the excitement of watching proteins fold in your very own home! "Wow!" exclaims part-time F@H user Dr. Skullthumper, "did you just see that? Did you just SEE the way that blue thing collided into that gray thing? Oh man, it was amazing! And in super-slow motion, too!" Other users have given the program similar reviews, describing it as "utterly transfixing" and "better quality entertainment than mitosis!" You, too, can join in the fun and the frenzy of the world of those wacky proteins - while saving the world! |
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~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:45, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
the list[edit]
Yep, looks like you did okay on editing the list. Thanks for pitching in, Javascap! It may look like a waste of time at first, but it's actually a good weathervane for how pee review is doing. If only there was a list of people who edit the list, THEN we would have some good times! User:Javascap/Pee/Pee thanks again! • <May 17, 2008 [2:34]>
UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit]
Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
May 22th, 2008 • Issue 4 • Par 6
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Oldest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered  Renowned Uncyclopedia historian Spangle Gay Glittersprinkles, has discovered the oldest non-Uncyclopedia related article ever written. "The fact that pie was the first article really opened my eyes. It really did. I see it all now: Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia... the construction and future of these wikis have been laid out before me." When asked what he meant, Spang said that, upon reading the first version of the article Pie, the future of Uncyclopedia was revealed to him. The version presently up is "but a pale shadow of what it once was." The fabled first version of the article is, according to Spang and fellow UnArcheologist TheLedBalloon, "The DaVinci Code of Uncyclopedia." One of the oldest contributors, 68.237.62.152, is said to be the creator of the fabled text, but could not be reached for comment... maybe 'cuz he was gettin' laid or somethin' cool like that. "If only the original version had survived!" Said Spang's lead balloon, who gained sentience upon glimpsing the article. "I want to know the significance of the Norris! The secret meaning behind the Wilde! The hidden power of the grue! I want to know the secret of the memes!" "First of all, how did a balloon become an administrator? Oh, right, this is Uncyclopedia." Said long-missing founder Chronarion. "Second of all, the current article you have up there is, although not as mystical, still sorta mystical... For example, look at that quote at the top! CLASSIC Oscar Wilde!" Questions arose as to why the original version was deleted in the first place, but Chronarion, who only made an appearance in one of our writer's drug trips, merely cackled, turned into a tomato, and vanished in a cloud of LULZ!!1. The mystery surrounding Pie continues, and Uncyclopedian historians are still seeking the truth. ...BUY A SUBSCRIPTION TO UNSIGNPOST to see further developments! Following Third Issue, UnSignpost Wins All Sortsa Awards n' Shit At the annual Uncyclopedia Signpost awards banquet, held every year in Dr. Skullthumper's backyard, the Signpost was the clear winner of the night, garnishing all 149 awards in all 144 categories. The press was not invited to the gala, but the Unsignpost has heard that several Uncyclopedia celebrities were at the event. Mike - you know Mike - said, "Oh yeah, we got Chronarion and Save the... whatever it was... We got 'em all! We even had Famine! Even though he still hates us, he still bothered to show up and drunkenly berate the guests! In fact, I think he's still in there, berating the furniture!" Unsignpost writers all agree that it's not pathetic to give yourself an award once in a while. We do our chores! We've been kicked around! Why don't we, the writers, get any recognition? The special boobie-prize, The Feel Okay About Ourselves Award for 2008, was accepted by Cajek on behalf of the writers instead of a paycheck. "Finally I get a god damned award." One of the writers dramatically grabbed the award away onstage and, crying, started screaming at the award itself. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?!? YOU BASTARD!!" Unsignpost is planning to make the awards banquet biweekly, in honor of the fact that the writers are extremely lonely, and just want a way to talk to loads of people without having to listen to "feedback". Newest Uncyclopedia Article Discovered Yes, the newest article, Jacob Zuma, created just at the time of this writing, is the newest article to date. No! Wait! It's RETARDIS. Wait, no, it's Broomstick. Oh whatever, the point is that we found it, and when it's deleted in three seconds, Unsignpost gets first gloating rights.
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UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit]
The Newspaper That Openly Admits Its Liberal And Conservative Biases!
May 29th, 2008 • Issue 5
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Uncyclopedia Second Most Active Wikia Site  According to local Wikia staffmember Sannse, Uncyclopedia is the second most active site, next to Halopedia. "Yep. People are more interested in Halos than Uncys. I've never really bothered to look at either site, so I'm not sure why one is more active than another, but I'm sure it's because Halopedia is superior." Reporters on-site have looked into the rumors. Apparently, Halopedia is in fact not about halos, but instead is an entire wiki... devoted to a video game. "Oh lord, this is embarrassing," said Master Chief, the main character of said video games. "I thought I could keep this under wraps for a while longer, but you people in the press are like fucking vultures. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!" Apparently Halopedia's nearest competitor, Uncyclopedia, is some kind of "humor wiki" meant to induce laughter. "Uncyclopedia's laughter is nothing compared with ours," said Evilpedia's founder, User:Dr. Doom, "Our laughter will ring all throughout Wikia, and then: THE WORLD!". Other statistics include the nerdiest wiki and Furwiki, the most disturbing wiki. Uncyclopedia is neither the largest wiki (Wookiepedia), nor the most active (Halopedia), but it does come very close to first in both categories. Who wants to be first place anyway? Nobody wants to win all the time! Like Unsignpost's father used to say: "You learn more from losing than winning!" and really, that's all that matters! ...AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! BASTAAAARRRDDSSS!!! Following Fourth Issue, UnSignpost Does Lame Clip Show After having not seen his boss for a few days, Cajek, or as his friends call him, "Cuntjek", and his team of writers have been forced to rely on past issues and a clip show in article form. "Don't look at us that way!" said that one guy we were talking about. "A few days ago, when Skull was around, I was only editor of the fetish section, now I'm in charge of the whole thing. Jeez, I hope Skull is okay..." The lame clip show was said to be almost entirely from the first issue, when the Unsignpost was "cool", and before the fetish section took over the whole paper. According to reports to this newsroom, the clip show article included the "weekbox of the week" from issue 1 that instructed Cajek and Skull to slather humor juice on an anonymous reader, and the "Goatse Challenging Gap" from issue 2. "Oh shit, what else we got?" Carjack screamed across the newsroom. As of this issue, the huge portrait of Dr. Skullthumper has been prayed to for nigh two weeks since his mysterious disappearance. Fnoodle, who usually serves coffee to the writers (albeit very angrily), has gone on a quest to find his former master. So far, no word of Skullthumper's whereabouts have reached the press.
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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:57, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Siggy things[edit]
Dude, can you get around to adding the date to your sig in some way? Or at the very least, add the date on reviews you do - it's a pain having to check through to the history on your reviews when I update the list. It's a small thing, but it would please me greatly. Ta! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, May 29 Yeh about this: they way you've added the time doesn't exactly work, because what your using is the "current" variables. They just display the current time, not the time at which you posted. - [17:14 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise I think I've fixed it for you, now. That should work. - [17:17 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Ninjastar[edit]
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Sucker for Punishment Ninjastar This user is a complete sucker for punishment, and has now completed over 50 pee reviews. Awesome! –UU
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For 50 reviews, you get this. For 50 in-depth, it's the far more rare Platinum Pisser - so well done, and keep it up! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:55, Jun 3
Also, I'm putting together a little page of pics of decent folks. Care to donate your likeness? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:38, Jun 3
Late thanks![edit]
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Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:43 Jun 3
Your sig[edit]
You've got a sig page, but you appear to paste all of the code on a page when you sign. Am I confused, or is it just me? Do you need help? Are you drowning in a sea of debt? Are those high interest rate credit cards sapping away more and more of your income? Does 4.7% financing sound good to...oh. Sorry. These aren't my cards. Who swapped my cards? /me storms off
me storms back. Also, your automated comment making thingy doesn't work properly. It makes a new page. That's just silly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:53, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Ah, yes, that pesky signature. IF it worked as I hoped it would, I would just use {{User:Javascap/sig}} but sadly, it doesnt work, yielding this, User:Javascap/sig. For that reason, I am reduced to copying and pasting the ENTIRE code, to get this result. Warm Regards, ▀ĴαVắśСąР▀ 22:52 December 13 2024 . I think you will agree as to which one is fancier. On the side note, to leave a message, you just click the button so it adds a new section to the default page (in this instance, my talk page!). If you type something into it, it instead tries to write a new page at the designated target (in that instance, whatever you typed in the box!)
- Didja ask on IRC for some sig help? I'm no expert, myself. All I know is:
- 1) Click "My Preferences"
- 2) In "Nickname", add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Javascap/sig}}
- 3) Click "Raw signature" (so that there's a checkmark)
- 4) Click "Save"
- 5) Make a page called User:Javascap/sig
- 6) Enter your sig code (--<span style="color:orange">[[User:User:Javascap|J]]</span><span style="color:purple">[[User_talk:User:Javascap|talk]]</span>) there
- 7) Save page
- What's the problem with your sig, anyway. Did it stop calling you after it moved away to college? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:21, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
- Javascap, what you need to do, is actually this...
- Create a page User:Javascap/time. At this page put the date formatting you wish to use (include all colour tags, size tags etc. You should enter it like this for each variable (I think you've already been doing this, or I changed for you (actually I think I did it for you, but meh): December. Then go to "My Preferences". Go to the "Nickname" box and enter the code Modus suggested ({{SUBST:nosubst|User:Javascap/sig}}, but with {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Javascap/time}} after your main sig substing bit). Then you can sign all your posts with THREE tildes. That should work. - [18:27 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?[edit]
Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:
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*pop* Yeah, er, thanks for *pop* your vote for *pop* that... oh lord, her whole dress is made of... *popop* *pop* |
Thanks Javascap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:21, Jun 4
UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit]
User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:15, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
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Hi Javascap, fancy adding your likeness to this? (Use this in case you didn't know). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:36, Jun 9