User talk:Gwax

Welcome to my talk page! I am Sir gwax and this is the best place, outside of pubs, for conversations with me, related to Uncyclopedia or otherwise. Being a civilized individual, I will attempt to provide you with useful and insightful responses as soon as possible. While you are here, I ask that you remain reasonable and civil as I have relatively little patience for unpleasantnesses. If you would like to peruse conversations of yore, please feel free to avail yourself of the talk archives. Thanks for stopping by.

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Help me?

How to message another user? Ive been asking this for awhile. --FlippyChippy 20:12, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations! You have successfully messaged Gwax. Unfortunately Gwax hasn't edited since October of last year, so it is highly unlikely that he will respond to your message. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:51, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but I did block someone about a month ago and what's this that I've done now... oh that's right, I've made it so that my last edit was right now. Zombiebaron's point about about gwax being unlikely to respond is quite accurate, excepting that I'm about to give you some advice; check out the chatrooms. --Sir gwax (talk) 09:20, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

And by "chatrooms" he means "massage" parlours... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mmm, yes, the "chatrooms" are great. --Sir gwax (talk) 18:13, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Weird

I get a redirect that isn't supposed to go where it does. I need my mirrored article of Smugkepe to not redirect to the Anus article when clicking on the name Regnus du Anus, but to redirect to: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nacky/Smugkepe/Regnus_du_Anus — Mgr. Nacky (talk) 07:18, February 24, 2014 (UTC)

Gwax hasn't visited for a while, anything I can do to help? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Hey yeah! Good to see you. Yeah there's a problem with a redirect. As stated above. The link should go to this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Nacky/Smugkepe/Regnus_du_Anus and not the page on just Anus. It's from the mirrored article (which I'm glad they kept as me and several other people worked on it) of http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Smugkepe. — Mgr. Nacky (talk)

I fixed the redirect on the mirror site. If you need anything admin-wise done on the mirror site, ask me since I am an admin over there too. I'll check the page on this end too. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:45, March 2, 2014 (UTC)PS - you may have to refresh your cache to see the changes, also the mirror site seems to be registering changes slowly, as usual.

You're made of awesome, Simsilikesims! Thanks so much! Here we are, in Gwax's room just talking about stuff. Snooping through his things...:p — Mgr. Nacky (talk)

Dancing around in his sexy undergarments... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Here try this one on! It's so appealing, don't ya think? Lemme take a picture of you wearing that! Yes, lovely! — Mgr. Nacky (talk)

Ooh, very nice! --Sir gwax (talk) 04:47, August 29, 2014 (UTC)

Forum:User database merge

Please check forum. If you have an account at Wikia and Uncyclopedia but with different email addresses for confirmation of edits/changes, please change it so they are the same. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:49, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

Deprecated tags

Welcome back! No one left here cares about deprecated tags, except that they might come out with browsers that don't render them; I hear that Mozilla has dropped support for blinking, but it still works for me. If you want the stuff on your user page to center, there is always <DIV STYLE="text-align: center">. Spıke 🎙️19:11 26-Jan-16