User talk:Coffee
Welcome![edit]
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Songs[edit]
Welcome to Uncyclopedia. Now, then. You've been creating short pages about songs that are the "worst ever," and quite frankly, they aren't going to last. Perhaps you should add your ideas to Worst 100 Songs of All Time instead? --Andorin Kato 03:10, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Please do me a favor and...[edit]
Let deleted pages stay deleted? Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM (Talk) 23:16, 6 March 2008 (UTC)