User talk:Cat the Colourful

	Cat the Colourful is no longer an active user
	This user officially announced their retirement on {{{date}}}.
	Cat the Colourful spent {{{years}}} years on Uncyclopedia, and is amazed at how much time they wasted!
	Cat the Colourful will now go back into the outside world and do normal people things.
	However, there is a possibility that Cat the Colourful will be a Brett Favre and attempt a comeback.
	But if you miss them, you could always leave a message.