User:Xombi p

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About Your Fearless Commander Comms Channel Contributions, or why everything I have done and ever will do is great Zombie killing

This user hunts zombies. What have you done with your life?

Xombi P
Real Name: Anonymous
Religion: Cthulhu Cultist
Age: I really don't see how that's any of your business, do you?
Gender: Man
Member Since: '07
Size/Shape: Wow, I really don't see why you would need to know that. I mean, seriously, this is a website, as in you can't even see me over the web. And if you've read this far, you seriously must be bored out of your mind
Job: Zombie Hunter
Favourite Piece of Journalism: Sci-Fi slaughter
Favorite Article: HowTo:Survive a Zombie Outbreak (duh)
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Cabal
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: AAAAAAA
Weapon of Choice: Minigun
Favorite Non-Zork Non-Video Game Game: Warhammer 40k
Favorite Non-Zork Video Game: Fallout
Favorite Zork Game:Zork 2
Ripped Off Based the Format for this Information Box Off of: High Gen. Grue's page (who in turn took it from AAA!

History

I was a reader of the site for almost a year when I signed up in June 2007. I decided to join Uncyclopedia on the same day I joined Wikipedia. I currently have done nothing since I joined Wikipedia, but have done plenty on Uncyclopedia. I enjoy editing the text adventure games. I plan to join Unicyclopedia pretty soon.

About Me

I have dedicated my life to zombie killing. Could you have thought of a better career?

All My Sweet Userboxes

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.	This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter.
This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.	♂This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.	This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
This user is a pyromaniac.	? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.	typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.	This user edits Grueslayer.
This user is a mutant.	This user is one Jolly Rodger.
This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."	This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
MEH This user redefines lazy.	This user is an adventurer.
This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.	do-XThis user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.
gb-LThith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.	ns-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Newspeak.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.	sa-NThis user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
uk-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.	vl-GThis user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.	This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

Accomplishments and Awards

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

Ranks and Positions

Member of the Order