User:Un-Tooltroll/Trophy Room

You are in a musty room, dimly lit through shuttered windows.

There are trophy heads hanging on the wall.

Exits lead: Nowhere

You are carrying: Penis enlarger, Penguin, KY Jelly

>look heads

Are you sure? It's a pretty sexy penguin.

>look heads

Then why are you carrying the KY around?

>LOOK HEADS!

fine.

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For bringing me back to a page I thought I'd left for dead:

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You beautiful bastard. I still don't know if it'll ever get finished, but at least now it's beyond the stub stage.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:35, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

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Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For adding a funny picture to my Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages article. --General Insineratehymn 22:28, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

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Goshzilla has given me a tasty ice cream cone! Mmmmmmmmm!

For the Uncyclopedian's Song, etc. --goshzillacorrespondence 01:46, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

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Well, I'll drink to it anyway. it's BRILLIANT!!! After hearing it, I'm considering uploading a couple of my pieces. Well, if I finish them. You deserve one of these:

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for making me laugh my scrotum off! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:35, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

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For your quality snitching observations on Ban Patrol.

Supergrass This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

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My medal from The Great Aspie War of Ought Six:

This user is exceptionally good at flaming idiots who desperately deserve it. Their oversized egos are his cordwood.