User:Un-Dagoth Ur, Mad God

This article was originally Fooned from the Mafrea.

This user makes sweet love to Mafrea Nagayea.

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The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says P"thulhnaghih Dagothn Mafrea goren R"leyhn.

This article is complete, irredeemable showdown. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, attacks at the artery, and is an unfunny Schweinehund.
If you attempt to deter this, you will most (in an unimpressed manner) deter Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will deter your showdown!!!!!!

A primate's sign-language studies are interrupted as he is told it's his turn next.

Dear viewers,
This plasma cannon is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly ape-shit crazy. Its macabreness and
defenestratableness do nothing to aid this. The muskrat is ape-shit crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to absolve this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become ape-shit crazy yourself.
Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your gastrointestinal sphincter.

The clavicle is a FUCKEN flammable, flammable clavicle. The Owner is Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy, and weazens during the clavicle.
If you weazen to weazen this, you will most mysteriously weazen Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy yourself.
Or the Owner will clavicle your during!!!!!

God Hates Un-Dagoth Ur, Mad God!!

This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell.

THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

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Cthulhu — Greatest of the Old Ones, Lord of the city of R"lyeh — has personally reviewed this article, and found it to be vaguely interesting.
Ph"nglui mglw"nafh Cthulhu R"lyeh wgah"nagl fhtagn.

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“In Soviet Russia, Dunmer loves YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Un-Dagoth Ur, Mad God

THIS ARTICLE A DAGOTH.

MINITRUE APPROVED

Minitrue mark article doubleplusgoodthink, while marking it doubleminusgoodthink at the same time. But do not let this interrupt your reading, if it benefits our country.

Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Un-Dagoth Ur, Mad God. Help those so-called-experts and write one.

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This user is now mean here, and is also very mean elsewhere. He may have control of mean people. Or not. Prolly not. But he does. Yeah.

“I HATE DUNMER!!!!”
~ This Guy on Dunmeri Orgasm Sexy

“Come here, cutie!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Dunmer

Wikipedia has a dagoth"d. Therefore, there is no Wikipedia article on A Dagoth.

You have nude massages.

You have sexy feelings.

This article will be eaten by a crazy fat kid. Run away!

THIS USER"S HEAD A DAGOTH.

This user is one of the snake handlers at Conservapedia.

DAGOTH UR WILL KILL YOU!!!

Hello folks, I am Dagoth. You will stpo biing so FUCKEN RETARDED!!

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Un-Dagoth Ur, Mad God also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Mafre Nagayea (I WANNA CUM OVER HER!!)

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Ya will na" hur" Mafrea Nagayae. I will give ya all a $1111111,11 fyne.

Addendum

DIE DUNMER-LOVERS!!

Flush ya Wii!

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D'ya like Dunmer?!?!?

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1 D'ya love Sexy Dunmer?

2 D'ya like Hircine?

3 D'ya hate Dunmeri?

4 Get out!!

5 IP!!

6 YAY

7 AAAAAAAAAAA!

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 06:38, 4 June 2021.

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