User:Un-AzureKiryu
“An oddities among oddities...still, watching him grow amuses me.”
During your course of reading my blog, these are the amount of ways i have came up with to torture you.
    
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and the amount of ways to torture you that do not involve any bloodshed.
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Mission Statement
Why are you here? This is my personal page, please leave......................................Why are you still here. Well, if you persist on staying here, you might as well know something about me.
Birth
Two masses of blobs merged and formed me. Next topic
ChildHood
Somewhat pathetic. Next topic.
TeenHood
Actually quite pleasing. Currently monitoring the emo scene at my school, ensuring that not another Columbine will evur happen..........EVUR!!! One specific emo worries me, but other than that, I sense no possible threats.
Me and Emos
I do not hate 'em, nor do i condone hating 'em (though they are begging for it. I mean, COME ON!There is no need to be moody all the time. sheesh.....). I do hang out with 'em and want to try to ensure the peacefull merge with regular humans, but i do try to attempt to neutralize any threat to either parties; to stop another columbine and to keep the ghetto kids from going gangsta' on theyses asses, dawg.
Personality
Why do you care? You will probably never meet me.
Your punishment
I have warned you not to read this page. Now face meh wrath!!!!
- You will suddenly feel the urge to protect emos.
- You will notice your dog is missing(cat,mice,or in rare cases, family).
- Your wealth will deminish(as well as your health).
- You will feel compelled to come back to this page over and over again.
- j00 \/\/1ll 14lk 1/\/ 1337 3\/ur!!!
Now, BEGONE!