User:Ptok-Bentoniczny

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Knight Commander of the Order

Writer of the Month October 2012

Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in September 2011

Uncyclopedian of the Month March 2011

Useless Gobshite of the Month March 2010

	Article Whisperer Winner
This person is a Grand Prize winner of the 1st Article Whisperer Competition (2010), which they won for their article: Battle of Grunwald

This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

MOJE!

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pl-N

This user is a native speaker of Polish.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of American English.

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Czech.

ja-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

se-4

This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.

enr-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Engrish.

eo-G

This user does not speak Esperanto and furthermore believes Esperanto to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Esperanto.

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This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

de-E

This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

de-G

This user does not speak Deutsch and furthermore believes Deutsch to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Deutsch.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

pika-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

This user follows the wise teachings of Orko the Great. W.W.O.D.?

This user created Battle of Grunwald, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for ~~them~~ us!
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