User:Phantom IP

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I am Phantom IP. The reason why I call myself this is because when I started out here I was an unknown bot... (i.e. an anonymous IP).

Um... we'll yeah. Can give it the old college try I guess. Here goes:


A Little About Phantom IP:

> Said Uncyclopedia user is male

> He is 20 years old

> Lives in the quasi-mythical land of California

> Functions as a combination gofer and messenger some of the time.

>Plays an upright bass.

Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.