User:MeatLoafFan/Bad Robot Chicken Star Wars Yo Momma Jokes

Bad Robot Chicken Star Wars Yo Momma Jokes is what a small collection of Bad Robot Chicken Star Wars Yo Momma Jokes are reffered to. Written originally by Superman, directed by Bill Clinton and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and his best friend <insert name here>. Made originally in 700 B.C. (Before Chocolate) by yet only discovered in 9876 A.D. (After Donuts) along with the basic storyline for a sequel and a copy of Windows 95.

Original ScreenPlay

Arnolds orginal screenplay:

• Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yo momma so fat, Jabba the Hutt said, "Daaaamn!""
• <insert name here>: "Your mother"s so ugly, she put the "ug" in Ugnaught."
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yo Momma so stupid she spent all day saying "Am not!" To R2!"
• <insert name here>: "Your mother is so fat that Ben Kenobi said "That"s no moon, that"s yo momma!""
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yo momma so dumb, she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles!"
• <insert name here>: "Your mothers so stupid, she thinks a Lightsaber has fewer calories!"
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Yo momma so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE Fighter!"

Reaction

The critics adored it and it was immediately featured on featured on Oprah and Doctor Phil. After a few months the thrill died down and it was only featured on House and CSI: Miami. Eventually Teletubbies was the only country that had not yet made it illegal to be shown on public television.

Sequel

Plans for a sequel were made in 2008 A.D. but Arnold was busy being the governator of California and shaking hands with pregant men. You was still available but his agent booked him solid for the next 3 years. Without anywhere to go Bill Clinton was forced to cast old, lame, retired and most certainly not sober actors. Unfortunately, we do not know who these actors were. We do however know that the main characters were Hilary Clinton (a supporting actor was cast to play this part who was later taken out in the editing) Obama and an incredibly old guy. This sequel was called "Decision "08".

Storyline

Starting from 3 2 different stories and merging into 1 between Hilary Clinton, Obama and an incredibly old guy

Obama

Born in a small village in Idaho, went against all odds and battled his was down into hell where he met supporting actor Hilary Clinton. At first Hilary was winning but was easily taken down. Left at the bottom of hell he promptly left and came face-to-face with the old guy.

the old guy.

After aliens invaded his state, he quit.

Climactic Battle

Obama won.

Reaction to Sequel

December 21st, 2012 was the date the sequel was released. It was said to be so breathtakingly amazing, that the world ended in the wake of its" awesomeness so that no one, would ever be able to discover the 4 lines of "Yo Momma Jokes" that were regarded as the best ever.