¡Viva la Coco!

A list of my own original, and not so original, works. Each article is in it's own respective category and placed in chronological order from when it was main-spaced.

Articles

Mainspace: The Hall of Shame.

Arrested Development - Oldest article that hasn't been deleted yet. Horrible, given the subject.
A Peter Griffin Christmas
The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times - See here
Encyclopedia Dramatica (Website) - A spoof of ED, originally written in my userpace for fun, but mainspaced due to popularity. (Woah, Déjà vu)
Betty White Facts
It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown
Skeptic's Annotated Santa - Featured! (December 21, 2010); tied for the #2 spot in the top 3 articles of December 2010 and dead last in the honorable mentions of the Top 10 Articles of 2010!!
Chanupocalypse‎‎ - Featured! (December 10, 2012: 8th feature on the Second Night of Hanukkah)
Auld Lang Syne - Featured! (December 31, 2012: International Gangnam Style Day)
Neo-Luddite Dynamite
Andromeda
A Charlie Brown Christmas

Meta non-articles

Broken Redirect, with the help of Strange but untrue and AE.
Double Redirect, with the help of AE.
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HowTo

HowTo:Survive A Premature Burial - Featured! (March 27, 2010), Featured HowTo (March 13, 2010)

UnBooks

UnBooks:Jesus on Hanukkah

Poetry

UnPoetia:Antiphallus - Dedicated to EugeneKay's penis

UnTunes

Eat your pancreas out, "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Faux News

2007

2008

UnNews:Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah - Quasi-Featured on February 13, 2008, my 1st year Uncycloversary.
UnNews:Barack Obama accused of being too left-handed

2009

2010

UnNews:Grammar fascists demand you pronounce it "Twenty-Ten" - Audio by Zim ulator
UnNews:Andrew Jackson rises from grave; criticizes government
UnNews:Conan O'Brien killed by California storms
UnNews:John Edwards: "I am Conan O'Brien's brother"
UnNews:Man throws taco at restaurant manager, gets death penalty
UnNews:Tweets in Space
UnNews:Famous bus-riding cat run over; Stephen Hawking suspect - A spin-off that got its own spin-off. Audio by Zim ulator
UnNews:Bill O'Reilly compares Chicago to Haiti
UnNews:New Orleans Saints win Super Bowl; Obama no longer seems special
UnNews:Snow shuts down US government, Freemasons disgruntled
UnNews:Canada fucks up Olympic opening ceremony, a collaboration with Kingkitty
UnNews:Chicago River turns green from pollution
UnNews:William Hung comes out of the closet
UnNews:Insert Headline Here
UnNews:Obama to America: "April Fools!" - Featured! (April 5, 2010)
UnNews:That chocolate Easter egg was terrible - Credit goes to Dr. Skullthumper for the twist ending.
UnNews:ACORN dies; believed to have resurrected - Audio by SPIKE
UnNews:Wikimedia celebrates 1 billion vandalisms
UnNews:UnNews sues Wikinews for plagiarism
UnNews:Obama likes pie
UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
UnNews:President pardons Fergie

2011

UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit
UnNews:Pope calls out Stephen Hawking
UnNews:Pope says 'The Big Bang Theory' is a good show
UnNews:My testicle might have partially detached‎‎ - Audio by Dexter111344
UnNews:Rand Paul calls for defunding Israel in the name of Aqua Buddha
UnNews:Black Eyed Peas to do Super Bowl Halftime Show
UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin - Featured! (March 23, 2011)
UnNews:Rapture proves Kirk Cameron right, Stephen Hawking wrong
UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' - Featured! (December 25, 2011 - Christmas Day)
UnNews:Testicle molester on the loose

2012

Interviews

UnNews:Maria speaks to us - Featured! (January 1, 2011: The Eighth Day of Christmas)

Columns and Editorials

UnNews:Good grief! No valentines for me
UnNews:Jimbo Wales is, in my opinion, an elitist asshat
UnNews:Stand Up to Stand Up to Cancer - Featured! (September 22, 2010)

In-Joke and Article Parodies

Go eat shit fuckers.

My sojourn

Miscellaneous

I don't consider these canonical, though they deserve listing.

My secret workshop! It's secret because I use child labor.

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