User:Kathumandu

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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Official total of all pitied fools:

97,624,937,289

Number of fools, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies, homotopies and homotopies that Kathumandu has pitied. (Updated Friday 12/13-2024)

This user is a total UKer and knows how to queue. (British Uncyclopedians)

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This user is Cuban, ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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Who is Kathumandu

Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

Quotes about Kathumandu

“... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?

... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?”

~ Me on You

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

“If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him”

~ Oscar Wilde on Kathumandu owning him in Warcraft

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

The lovely landscape of Redmond

“This guy's page is undone.”

~ Captian Obvious on This page

“Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!”

~ Uncle Tom on You

“Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...”

~ User:necropaxx on Kathumandu

“Rogan?”

~ Age of Empires on Kathumandu

“'All your base are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Kathumandu

If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'

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gb-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

sc-4This user speaks Scrabble at a near-native level.

en-FThis user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).

uk-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

rh-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

mor-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..

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ht-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

al-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of the Ancient Language.

au-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan.

ns-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak.

es-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

pika-GThis user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

sp-XThis user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers.