User:Judgement

Commander of the Order

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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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This user has contributed 279 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

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This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Italian.

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This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

To give you some kind of idea of the kind of work I do, just look at the articles below; I try to make sure that they stay classy. However, if you really want to know my major contribution to this site, just go to the new pages area and look at all the crappy pages. Then, go back five minutes later. The ones that aren't there? I hunted them down and exterminated them like the plague-bearing rats of suck that they are; hence the name. I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, man; so don't test me, or you just might find yourself mercilessly huffed!

Articles

Early Crap That I Hate

Grand Monk's Prayer
Chuck Norris' Beard
The King
April 1st
Barnes & Noble

Quasi-Featured

Microsoft Word Paperclip
Guy Code
William Faulkner

Featured

Charles Dickens - My Personal Favorite

UnNews

HowTo

HowTo: Kick Some Ass

Contributions

Janet Reno
Pithy Saying Man
The Sirronic Empire
Vomitorium
Yoda
Samuel L Jackson

Works In Progress

Liberia
The Navidson Record
UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers

My Personal Calling Card

This article has been JUDG'd!

In other words, this steamy pile of an article either needs a rewrite or needs to be mercilessly executed. In other other words, Judgement, prepare to be huffed!