User:Deathz0r

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17-4This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

ah-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Asshat.

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cpp-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C .

du-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Dumbass.

fh-NThis user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.

fur-GThis user does not speak Furry and furthermore believes Furry to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Furry.

gb-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

ht-NThis user is a native speaker of HTML.

MW-FThis user got an F in MediaWiki and likes their native language better (if they have one).

perl-0This user does not understand Perl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

re-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.

rh-4This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

“deathz0r sure knows how to make excellent pancackes!”

~ Oscar Wilde on deathz0r

IMPORTANT

At this very moment (Feb 10th), my house has experienced a major electrical surge. As far as I'm aware, my main computer and cable modem are totally dead, amongst other unrelated electrical items. My secondary computer wasn't turned on during the surge, so it should be usable. Hopefully the hard drives in the main computer are recoverable, as I have about 80gb of FLACs and DVDs that I've downloaded over the past 18 months.

Update Feb 11th: All appears to be a-ok! Turns out a fuse had overheated or something like that.

Crap you don't care about

Hi, the name is CENSORED BY E-ANNOYANCE LAWS and I'm a proud Australian. Incidentally, I have a strong hatred of beer, therefore automatically making me a supporter of John Howard and a public enemy. I'm also a self-absorbing bastard who loves to glorify himself, regardless of the general reaction. And on that note, I'm a kickass dude who specialises in stupidity and plain lazyness.

Prominient examples of stupidity:

• deathz0r Online: The Internet Made Stupid
• Mock 2

Prominent examples of lazyness:

• My own website which I most likely won't ever finish
• More to come when I can be bothered listing them

Also, please do not misspell my nickname. It is spelt deathz0r and that's the only way it is ever spelt. I especially hate it when people do the following:

• deathraz0r (seriously, where the hell does "raz0r" come from?)
• death0z
• Deathzor/deathzor/DeathzOr/deathzOr
• Deathz0r (although MediaWiki forces it, so I'm a bit lax towards that)
• Any other stupid misspellings

However, if you do something creative like deathwhore, deathwanker and gayz0r, I'll probably have a good laugh at it.

Crap you might be interested in

Check out my Uncyclopedia and Doom Wiki contributions damnit! Or if you're lazy, you can check out direct links to pages below:

Pages created
Starcraft
Justice
New England Patriots
Aboriginee Apology Acceptance Act

Work in progress pages
User:Deathz0r/wip/Eddie_Murphy

Useless templates that nobody wants to see over and over

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