User:Alpha

“Dear me, what have i done??”

~ Flying Spaghetti Monster on Alpha

“He is so... Butt-Ugly..”

~ Oscar Wilde on Alpha

“I play Munchkin with him every Saturday Night”

~ Nuck Chorris on Alpha

“YEOUCH!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Being kicked in the Nuts by Nuck Chorris and Alpha

This user is a complete, irredeemable peat moss. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and deters at the peat moss.