User:Acid Ammo

Acid ammo

Biography

Marshall Steven Kauffman (1985-2053) was born in the Seattle General Hospital at 7:02 AM. He currently practices medicine in the same Hospital as an intern and has very little time to himself, which he wastes going on-line instead of sleeping, or eating (factual events end here). He lives in Seattle with his parents, Paul Reiser, an awarded nobelist and J.K. Rowling, a bank manager, his little brother, Moby, a high school student, his big sister, Joan of Arc, an attending in the Hospital, J.K.'s sister, Debra Messing, a crack addict recover waitress and Paul's father, Donald Trump, a retired Secret Service agent with amnesia problems. His friends, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Sarah Jessica Parker constantly are in his house. Yes, it's just like a sitcom.

Pages Created

That's about how cute I am

Pages To Do

Flu Fighters, the Vitamin C band!
Pink Bull, the energetic drink for the minority.
Free Tibet, totally 100% no cost Tibet! must pay delivery fee of US$40

Pages Often Blessed With Contributions

That's about how cute I am

Images Uploaded

Golf Trophy
The Earth has an ass too, y'know
This cat is not smoking, it is sucking on a stick
This pope was famous for stealing David Caruso's glasses
The 22 penises of USA
A complex table of ~~foods~~ colors
The elegant Microsoft Word interface
Playboy in Braille
A piano falls on you
Navi, Link in his red tunic and a black dude

Note that I suck at Photoshop, so ~~none~~ only the images made in MS Paint and screenshots were made by me. Also, these are only some of them. Others here.

My awards

State Secret Ninjastar

For deciphering a State Secret of Uncyclopedia. –Bradaphraser

I have placed your translation in your namespace for your perusal at your whim.--<<>> 00:19, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

You have truly earned this award. --Sir Volte KUN Talk ( S NS CM Bur. VFP VFH) 22:35, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Fun Hater Award

This user HATES fun. They sit on their proverbial porch all day and shake their canes at anyone who dances or laughs on their wiki.

"Get a hair cut, you hippie!"

You truly earned this one too. --KATIE!! 22:46, 16 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Zombieminion

This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave.

- For helping me out with Player. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:13, 18 Jan 2006 (UTC)

BobBobBob has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

Scientific Classification/Babel

Marshall Kauffman

Kingdom	Animalia
Phylum	Chordata
Class	Mammalia
Order	Primates
Family	Hominidiae
Genus	Homo
Species	Sapiens
Binomial Name	Marshall Kauffman
Primary Armament	Sharp Answers
Secondary Armament	Wittiness
Power Plant	Randomization
HP:	1,731
Mana Points:	427
Strength:	149
Intelligence:	1,153,974
Weight	52 kilograms
Length	179 centimeters
Special Attack	TV Guide By Heart Hability

Uncyclopedia:Babel

en-0

This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

fr-F

This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).

gb-X

This user only speaks Gibberish enough to seduce native Gibberish speakers.

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

la-N

This user is a native speaker of Latin.

rh-N

This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sl-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of sign language.

ow-2

This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

Babelfish

You have two cows

En-Korean-En-German-En-Spanish-En-Japanease-En: There is 1 Tsuga, it has been less crowded, but 2, those which are divided into the direction outside there are
En-Spanish-En-Korean-En-German-En-Japanease-En: You pull out those which expand that and classify 2,
En-Spanish-En-German-En-Korean-En-Japanease-En: 2 there is a freedom in those,
En-Korean-En-Spanish-En-German-En-Japanease-En: One which divides into the direction on the outside which gives that 2 is free,

You are a gay man

En-Korean-En: It is an eastern characteristic love male whom it spreads out
En-Japanease-En: It is the cheerful person
En-Korean-En-Japanease-En-German-En: Those, where it extends, are the singular east love man
En-Korean-En-Korean-En-Korean-En: By the eastern piece formation of a cabinet which outside spreads out at the outside it is a love male who is only