User:Abbiistabbii/Arguements for god

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The vast majority arguments for the existence of god are usually incoherent, full of illogical thinking. But sadly many people still seem to rightly believe that God does not exist. Here is some foolishly stupid arguments to present as proof to show that even if you do are an all round good person on earth, you are not in the eyes of god and you must worship him because despite being an all powerful being he is incredibly vain and angers easily, almost human if you ask me.

Arguements for god

  • Nothing can't come from nothing, except god! Therefore God exists.
  • This book says God exists. Therefore God exists.
  • We exist, we don't know exactly how or why we exist, so there for God exists.
  • I believe a god exists, therefore God exists.
  • If I don't believe in god, my family will ostracize me and my community will tie me to a lampost and burn me alive not not seeing any evidence for god. Therefore God exists.
  • I don't like a group of people, but because I don't have any coherent argument to justify my hatred I have to say god doesn't like them. Therefore, God exists.
  • I'm scared of dying. Therefore God exists.
  • I want to win an election, my electorate are god fearing, poorly educated and believe Ellen DeGeneres is 'Queen of the Queers', therefore God exists.
  • I have a gun, you do not, I believe in god, therefore God exists.
  • I have seen Rule 34 on god. Therefore God exists.
  • Captain Kirk met God and I cannot separate fantasy from reality. Therefore God exists.
  • I'm the Queen God chose me to rule your ass, therefore God exists.
I'm the Queen Motherfucker, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
  • Strange shit happens that we can't explain, therefore God exists.
  • Other people believe in god, I don't think people can come up with the idea of an all powerful invisible man by themselves. Therefore God exists.
  • Believersingodsywhat? What? Therefore God exists.
  • I saw the word God in a reflection of some sunlight bouncing off some water. Therefore God exists.
  • You can't prove god doesn't exist, Therefore, God exists.
  • I like sitting in big buildings in a Sunday/Friday/Saturday, Therefore God exists.
  • I don't understand the difference between a Theory, a Guess and an opinion, therefore God exists.
  • I am god, therefore God exists.
  • What do you say when you see something disgusting on the internet? Yeah? Therefore God exists.
  • LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALALALALALALA (Therefore God exists).
  • JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN GOD OR GO TO HELL, Therefore God exists.
  • I saw god when I was off my tits on special brew, Therefore God exists.
  • You are surrounded by people who will kill you if you don't believe in god, therefore God exists.
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