User:Aaadddaaammm

I don't like milk. Alot is not a word, my goal in life is to eliminate this word from uncyclopedia.

All-time favourite article: Handgun and French Revolution. Genious! Runner up: Imperial System. So true.

Articles I've started that I'm inordinately pround of

• Wrong
• Ussher
• Sea of Tranquility
• Mouth
• Species
• Articles that include a superseded scientific theory being described as a current theory (category)
• Liquid
• Strongly worded letter
• Solid
• Dictation (Yes, even despite trying to get it deleted, I'm still proud of it.)

Fallen soldiers

• Talk to the hand
• Mad lib - Rest in peace, mad lib, rest in peace.
• Why milk is the worst thing in the world