Template:Instant disambig

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As tempting as it may be, don't actually write "{{Instant disambig}}" anywhere. Instead, use "{{subst:Instant disambig}}" and save. This will have a fuller, more lustrous effect on the article (and make this template far less attractive to vandalism).