Respect

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Respect can mean several things:

• A Funeral, as in paying ones respect.
• Worship, as in praying, kneeling, kowtowing, or putting up posters of your favorite pop idol all over your room, wearing uniforms and performing rituals recommended by cult leaders, and talking ceaselessly about the object of your worship.
• Communicating carefully with your Boss or another authority figure who could make your life difficult.
• Being polite to other people to avoid being kicked out or becoming an outcast.
• Taking the Competition seriously.
• General admiration of ability or character.
• Reciprocation of love and affection between lovers.
• Fear of someone who might do something bad to you who you are unable to avoid. Also known as "walking on eggshells".
• Sharing duties or chores in a fair way.
• Using listening and communication skills to understand what someone really means.

This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Richard M. Nixon. Who knows?