Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 3

November 3: Thoughtcrime Day (Airstrip One), 3rd Bolognese (First Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

• 1008 BC - Obi-Wan Kenobi, father of Oscar Wilde, is born. The Force gets just a little bit more English.
• 1868 - Ulysses S. Grant is elected President of the United States of America in the wake of Union PWNING of the Confederacy. James Joyce begins his biography on Grant, Ulysses.
• 1903 - John Keats writes the famous poem Panama commemorating its proclamation of independence from Colombia. Van Halen buy the copyrights to this song 81 years later along with a few old Panama hats.
• 1913 - Earn more, pay more. Income taxes are birthed from the head of the Gorgon Margaret Thatcher.
• 1914 - The Party Revolution occurs in England, which is renamed Airstrip One by Big Brother. Let's thank Big Brother for increasing the chocolate rations to 30 grams!
• 1957 - Rioting breaks out in London as party faithfuls realize George Orwell was mocking Big Brother. Effigies of Orwell are burnt in the streets and the US Embassy is burnt in anticipation of both generations of George Bush.
• 1999 - The Inner Party is founded, but fails to reach power under the leadership of Big Brother Sada Walkington.
• 2004 - It was today, this time last year. And yesterday this time was tomorrow last year. And tomorrow this time was yesterday last year. Information will not be correct next year, unless this is a leap year.
• 2007 - Barack Obama goes forward in time one year to find that he is running for president, winning in the polls. This leads him to announcing his candidacy for President of the United States
• 2008 - George Bush realizes he's president right before election
• 2009 - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad finaly gets over the fact that he won't get to play with the big boys in the nuclear playground.
• 2010 - Big Brother finally eliminates the proles.
• 2015 - Apple cancels the release of the iTouch Kids.