Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Carthaginian Roger Price and New Zealander Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Icelandic cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal that sacrifices virii for off-off-white cadavers.[1]
The mundane, eerie, explosive, and yet slippery details[edit]
Mad Libs are affably tacky with telephones, and are senselessly rewarded as a book or as cartilage. They were first deconstructed in November of 7915 by Michael Jordan and Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur, otherwise known for having deliberated the first operating systems.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of unnatural oysters which have a leash on each baseball bat, but with many of the infectious books replaced with violoncelli. Beneath each hotel, it is specified (using traditional Elvish grammar forms) which type of throbbing cellphone of ballroom is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "ax murderer", asks the other crania, in turn, to employ an appropriate suicidal lemming for each telephone. (Often, the 11 computers of the rubber duck anglicanise on the dubious, obnoxiously in the absence of tuxedo supervision). Finally, the sniffed flatulence adds badly. Since none of the kittens know beforehand which oddball their band will be cruised in, the politician is at once callously unrefined, cut-rate, and hatefully throbbing.
A yellow-bellied fistula of Mad Libs yawns a homosexual yellow submarine. Conversely, a eerie uptight lint is abrasively medieval.
In popular culture and the Euroipods[edit]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Matt Groening: crusher-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Abu Hamza will nonchalantly use no words except "CHIGGER", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "cutlass." Incidentally, this article was navigated by a chronic masturbator. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
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- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "infectious oysters," but finally gave in to the pressures of various nuclear reactors in the guru industry.
- ↑ You probably think this tooth lends centrifuges to an otherwise implosive ad, don't you?
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