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On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles arent as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.

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Featured articles

The best of the best. You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured.

2024

Article Date
UnNews:I had a birthday and you need to know it 1 January 2024
The B-52s 2 February 2024
Finnish sauna 4 March 2024
The Addams Family 5 April 2024
Rastadon 5 May 2024
Henry Kissinger 4 June 2024
Mike Johnson 19 July 2024
Calcium 12 August 2024
Kristi Noem 7 September 2024
Kalamazoo, Michigan 15 October 2024
Woolly mammoth 16 November 2024
Bunsen burner 13 December 2024

2023

Article Date
Sam Bankman-Fried 3 January 2023
UnNews:Uncyclopedia defends inept comedy at Supreme Court 20 January 2023
DEFCON 7 February 2023
Haka 21 February 2023
SZNZ: Winter 12 March 2023
ChatGPT 1 April 2023
Windsor Castle 15 April 2023
House of Antigonus 1 May 2023
Cordial 17 May 2023
Drake (musician) 9 June 2023
Gwyneth Paltrow 20 July 2023
List of Star Wars films 16 August 2023
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. 5 September 2023
Dolly Parton 2 October 2023
Ahsoka (TV series) 1 November 2023
Mike Pence 3 December 2023

2022

Article Date
UnNews:North Korean celebrations don't go as planned 15 January 2022
Lactose 2 February 2022
Ghislaine Maxwell 18 February 2022
2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine 1 March 2022
Mankini Atoll 15 March 2022
Ruthenium 1 April 2022
Stephen Breyer 15 April 2022
Concision 1 May 2022
UnNews:Bad karaoke costs boys their vocal cords 15 May 2022
UnPoetia:The Catwoman in the Hat 2 June 2022
HowTo:Stage a home invasion 1 July 2022
Kashmir 16 June 2022
Bognor Regis 16 July 2022
Chandigarh 4 August 2022
Whey 18 August 2022
Equestria Girls 8 September 2022
Nonce words 1 October 2022
Crudites 18 October 2022
Wetherspoons 3 November 2022
Liz Truss 18 November 2022
Treasure 3 December 2022
The Clash 18 December 2022

2021

Article Date
Matt Casamassina 15 January 2021
Half-hedgehoglessness 22 June 2021
Kentucky 30 December 2021
Aragorn 20 October 2021
M*A*S*H v Cheers 26 February 2021
Flint, Michigan 8 November 2021
Swan song 7 July 2021
Potato 12 March 2021
Barf 9 August 2021
New Panama Canal 21 May 2021
Father Ted 14 December 2021
Ladybird Books 22 March 2021
Iconoclasm 13 February 2021
Pandemics 13 September 2021
Online schooling 23 April 2021
Americium 25 July 2021
International Alphabet Magnet Day 3 October 2021
Shoegaze 29 January 2021
Super Mario Odyssey 9 April 2021
Pepé Le Pew 7 June 2021
HowTo:Host a Boston Tea Party 7 May 2021
Possum Trot 26 August 2021
UnNews:King of Canada slams "pointless" vote 29 November 2021

2020

Article Date
Mason-Dixon Line 31 December 2020
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 28 July 2020
Citizens Band 10 March 2020
Why?:Don't do apple juice 13 August 2020
King George I 25 February 2020
Rush Limbaugh 1 September 2020
Mughal Road 8 June 2020
Coronavirus 2 May 2020
Clay 21 September 2020
Dogs of the Dow 4 December 2020
Kamala Harris 23 October 2020
Why?:Drink blood 11 February 2020
Sharpie 13 November 2020
Sidney Powell 14 December 2020

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Runners-up

Quasi-Featured Articles which were nominated for featured article status but only received a moderate amount of support.