UnMeta:How to start a new Uncyclopedia

Tips on starting an Uncyclopedia

Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a pencil and set to work...

When starting a new Uncyclopedia, make sure you keep in the following:

YOU actually know what it says
others might have the slightest chance at trying

You can make it easy or complicated: Easy: I lyek cheze pitza Hard: Y Monavia Ela Travor They both mean I like cheese pizza, but some might not know that

However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:

¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz y una cerveza!
Em português, precisará de um lápis! Não precisa apontá-lo, se não quiser...
Achtung! Für Deutsch benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
En galego, precisa de un lápis! Se te sen punta, queira sinala-lo ...
Husk å spise litt vossafår før du starter
En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
In interlingue, vu va necessir de un crayon, un dictionarium e alquó in li cap!
Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
Você precisa de dois làpis, um em cada idioma? O que é isto, o serviço civil canadense??
Like, beauty eh?
Tipo, bonito, né?
Hoy, mga ulol! Kung gusto mo ng Tagalog o Filipino dito, isuksuk mo ang lapis sa puwet mo.
你是白痴。我希望你慢慢死，但快点下地狱。你觉得我很笨吗？
De gustibus non est disputandum.
A może by tak polskojęzyczną kto zrobił? A nie, już jest :D
Pentru unciclopedia moldovenească aveţi nevoie de trei creioane: unul care scrie în română, unul în moldovenească, şi altul în moldovenească chirilică.
Einen Bleistift! Haben Sie nicht zugehört?
Guasketa lenguatajikara goketo penxilonara dioi.
In het Nederlands heb je een potlood nodig en klompen. En molens. En dan de hele dag wiet roken. Of toch een biertje in de kroeg?
Lietuviškai, reikia pieštuko.
Neva gerai, ar ne?
Paristot eivät sisälly hintaan. Ei saa jäädyttää uudelleen.
I Sverige är det bäst att du hittar en blyertspenna.
Alo šabani, a šta je sa srpskim? Jel treba neka olovka ili šta?
So moliv moliv sakate be pickata majcina? Ke pustate Neciklopedija na makedonski ili treba da prajme neso?
Sviju ti , imal ko da nije normalan a zna pisat?
Oota... Lihtsalt oota... ja lase õhul tulla sinu Uncyclopediasse! Ahh... Mmm...
Što je sa hrvatskim, kako pokrenuti Neciklopediju na hrvatskom jeziku? http://hr.uncyc.org
Ja vēlaties būt kautkam noderīgs, un ja jūs neesat slaists, kuram ir vienalga, izlej kādu sviedru lāsīti te: Absurdopēdija

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This is the English language Uncyclopedia, started in 2005. It currently contains 196 articles. Uncyclopedias are also being written in many other languages:


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