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Monzo Bank
Banking
London, England 465,010 followers
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
About us
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
- Website
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http://monzo.com
External link for Monzo Bank
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Headquarters
- London, England
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2015
- Specialties
- Digital Retail Bank, Fintech, digital banking, and smartphone
Locations
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Primary
Broadwalk House
Appold Street
London, England EC2A 2AG, GB
Employees at Monzo Bank
Updates
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OFFICE RED CARD OFFENCES 🟥 - microwaving fish - sitting in my seat and adjusting my monitor - putting the empty milk back in the fridge - taking your shoes off in the office (flip-flops are an immediate yellow card) - not instantly reacting with the 'crying laughing' emoji to my latest slack message 😂 - trying to start a conversation in the lift - making a cup of tea for yourself without asking your colleagues first - commenting when someone pushes on a pull door - booking a meeting over lunchtime - taking a video call without headphones - not noticing my haircut - leaving your mug on the kitchen counter when the dishwasher is RIGHT THERE
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DIARY OF AN... OFFICE PRINTER 🖨️ 8am: I start my day by saying some positive affirmations out loud: BRRR BEEP BEEP SHHH CRRRR 9am: Breakfast - toast with paper jam 10am: Everyone's swearing because I'm out of magenta. I don't like it when they use that tone with me. 11am: My paper tray 2 is empty if you even care. 12pm: Lunch - 6x A4 paper reams 😋 1pm: I’m stuffed (paper stuck in tray) 3pm: Another day, another person getting confused trying to print double-sided again. I'm so misunderstood. 4pm: Eavesdropped on some office gossip. Apparently there's something called a 3D printer?? Not sure how to feel about that 🫤 5pm: Greg wants to print out labels for his Vinted orders. That doesn't sound very work essential, Greg. 6pm: Time to grab some dinner and unplug for the evening. Good night!
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DIFFERENT TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE WHEN IT'S HOT 🥵 1️⃣ The one who's been preparing for this all year: they've been wearing shorts since December 2️⃣ The one that loves winter: refuses to be happy, complains constantly about the heat, got sunburnt on their lunchbreak 3️⃣ The one with hayfever: their eyes are bloodshot, it looks like they've been crying, their desk is covered in tissues 4️⃣ The one with multiple desk fans (and a handheld one for meetings) 5️⃣ Every Australian: in their total element, wearing flip-flops, planning a BBQ on the office terrace 6️⃣ The one who's still cold 🥶