Monzo Bank

WHAT YOUR BISCUIT DUNKING STRATEGY SAYS ABOUT YOU 1 second - you’re risk-averse  4 seconds - you’ve mastered time management  Until it falls to the bottom of your mug and turns your tea into soup - you’re unhinged

THINGS LOUDER THAN BONFIRE NIGHT: - Your stomach rumbling in a meeting - Opening a packet of crisps in the office - Eating the packet of crisps in the office - Scrunching up the packet - Walking to the bin to get rid of the packet - The silent judgement of your colleagues as you’d gone for Ready Salted

REMEMBER, REMEMBER  to drink lots of water sit up straight unclench your jaw go for a walk look away from your screen for a bit ... and breathe.

YEAH I WORKED OUT TODAY, I… - Ran campaigns - Lifted results - Crunched the numbers - Stretched out some small talk - Power-walked to Greggs - Pulled up a deck - Jumped to conclusions - Balanced a tea on my laptop

“Phwoar what a week” Me at 11am on a Monday.

It’s Friday afternoon! You made it to the end of another week. NOW GET OFF LINKEDIN.

OFFICE HORROR MOVIES The Blair Witch Project Manager I Know What You Did Last Quarter Paranormal Ice Breaker Activity The Telephone Ring Can You Raise A Ticket With IT The Little Workshop Of Horrors The Nightmare Before The Christmas Party The HR Team Have Eyes ”Let’s Circle Back!” 28 Days Later

Brace yourself.

A HAUNTED HOUSE BUT.... - nobody's replied to your Slack joke - your boss has been typing for the last two and a half minutes - someone says hi to you and you've forgotten their name - you make eye contact with someone as you're coming out of the toilet - "can I call you quickly?"