why does sitting in a new spot in the office feel like it's your first day at school?
Monzo Bank
Banking
London, England 469,247 followers
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
About us
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
- Website
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http://monzo.com
External link for Monzo Bank
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Headquarters
- London, England
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2015
- Specialties
- Digital Retail Bank, Fintech, digital banking, and smartphone
Locations
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Primary
Broadwalk House
Appold Street
London, England EC2A 2AG, GB
Employees at Monzo Bank
Updates
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THERE IS NOT A REAL CAT IN THIS IMAGE 🐈 Every meeting room at Monzo tells a story, and The Cat Cubicle is purr-haps the most legendary. It all started with the day someone brought their cat to the office. We'll spare you the full tail, but to make a long story short: we ended up with a cat in one of our toilets for a bit - totally safe and sound, we'll share a pic below. The cat-astrophic chaos that ensued on the Monzo Slack that day has never been topped. So, we've made it a permanent fixture with a replica in this meeting room. As real as it looks, THIS IS NOT A REAL CAT. Just saying that on behalf of the various folks who have been caught off-guard by our paw-sitively adorable new feline friend 🐱
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THINGS THAT HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE AS IMPRESSIVE AS THEY ARE - OFFICE EDITION: - being able to book a meeting room at short notice - making cups of tea that are slightly above average - whenever you call a lift, it comes within 15 seconds - knowing where the brand swag is kept - not asking "can everyone see my screen?" when sharing your screen - using the printer without any issues
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THINGS YOU CAN SAY IN THE OFFICE *AND* WHILE PLAYING GLASTONBURY: - Looking at my Greggs lunch: "You want me, I want you baby" (Dua Lipa) - Talking to the office printer: "I will try to fix you" (Coldplay) - Trying to find the share screen button: "Why d'ya have to go and make things so complicated?" (Avril Lavigne) - Using the lift: "Push the button" (Sugababes) - Having to use Microsoft Teams: "If you wonder if I hate you, I do" (SZA) - When Greg comes in with a new haircut: "That don't impress me much" (Shania Twain) - Attending a 9am meeting: "Has it come to this?" (The Streets)