Determined to squeeze back into an old pair of jeans, Roseanne commits herself (and Dan, much to his horror) to yet another dieting spree.
Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon.
Roseanne and Dan contemplate a lawsuit after Mrs. Wellman rear-ends Roseanne in her car.
The inmates close ranks as Red and Piper’s cold war escalates. Piper makes a new ally.
Healy gives Piper an offer she can’t refuse, while Pornstache approaches Red with his own proposition. Pennsatucky rages about the election results. Taystee tries to start a new chapter.