The Professional
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
An excruciatingly simulated heist game.
Mac users: If you get a permission error when trying to open the game, I recommend trying to install it using the itch.io app or you can try executing the following in the command line:
cd [to the directory where TheProfessional.app is located] cd TheProfessional.app/Contents/MacOS chmod x TheProfessional.app/Contents/MacOS/The\ Professional
Then hold control right click on the application and select Open
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terrible controls even for terrible control game. gave up after the 100th time that i tried to move an arm to the right only for it to jitter in place because the game didn't know what to do. as a result the best strategy seems to be to pick one body part and randomly wave it in every which direction to brute force progress rather than actually engaging with the mechanics
It won't let me download it
我是残疾人
破游戏 垃圾游戏
他只是让人心烦或有点麻烦而已He's just annoying or troublesome.
菜就多练，乐子
very funny
very cool game
too hard game for me but i gave 5 star :)
I made it in 56 minutes 56 seconds. I WILL NEVER PLAY THIS AGAIN..... nearly punched my monitor. Loved it though(❁´◡`❁)
I didn't think I'd spend 2.5 hours playing this. It was excruciating, but it was hilarious too (in between agonising and being confuzzled). Thank
you for making this game, it was good fun.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2123232393
okay, i dont mean this in a insulting way.
BUT HOW!?!? my first time playing took me like 20 minutes at the very most. and my PB is like 1 minute 4 seconds. i genuinely dont get how poeple struggle with this game so much😭
I'm just not very good with coordination hahah. Skill issue for sure. XD
https://youtu.be/fV4AFI_hVB8
Never Try It At Home
Wow this game was a journey. I almost punched my monitor a couple times. I beat the game after 1.2 hours and started crying with joy. Thank you very much for making this horrible yet amazingly fun game. 10/10
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So happy to play a "control your body game" in a puzzle form. Love it!
Thank you, Kevin! I really enjoyed Kevin(1997-2077). Congrats on the IGF nomination!
Hey Torfi! Thank you for playing and supporting! I've written "Torfi" in the credits of Kevin(1997-2077).
I do enjoy your games! your game made my day!
Haha, wow! Thank you very much! I'm very happy to hear it.
Cheers!
Most funniest shit i have ever played of my life with friends watching me
...
=> Started up
=> Fell down
=> Could not get up
=> Quit ):
But it was fun!
Show post...
nice
15 minutes
its agonising I love it. The feeling of centre of gravity and inertia are spot on. also the bendiness.
Game is peace of shit, I hate this game
i got to the god damn diamond and then It all when downhill from that. I COULDNT FUCKING STOP GOING BACKWARDS. Good game except for THE FUCKING BACKWORDS SHIT. Would reccomend I smashed my monitor.
i did the same thing nd i couldnt get back up the stupid fucking stairs
im on windows but i dont know how to open the game like ive downloaed it so wheres the play button
Please drop steam now.
GG man. This is crazy. I love this game. Appreciate man. who build this is incredible. Please support the developers much love. It is crazy.
gg can't ever play this good game again :( i give up ahahahah, good game i just suck at this type of stuff good idea and fun could be good to have more levels in the future with more fun game ideas, takes me back to my childhood to be honest
cOOL gAmE
is this game coming out on steam?
couldnt succeed for the life of me :( guess ill stick to being a law abiding citizen ~
LOL
mid game, didn't understand how to move the character as much
请问，
解压缩的时候，显示
“TheProfessional_Win.zip - 该文件已损坏。
MonoBleedingEdge\EmbedRuntime\mono-2.0-bdwgc.dll - 无法读取压缩包数据。
出现错误”
这是为什么？
La verdad un juegazo, me encanto 10/10