| Goose, 30, Canadian, she/her | I came to the gates of the fabled pink city, hungry and tired and cold;
swing low, sweet chariot,
chrome tailpipe shining bright as spun gold
[ID: Three images. 1st, the original post - A comic showing three crows talking at a house party, with two more crows in the background. One of them looks around and says, “This is barely a manslaughter.” (A group of crows is called a ‘murder’.)
2nd - A meme of Michael from 'The Good Place’. He’s looking angrily offscreen with the caption, “It’s a crow insult. It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.”
3rd - A reaction gif, showing a man reading a magazine called 'Sensible Chuckle’. He turns the page and does, in fact, chuckle sensibly.
Lesbian Erasure 2: This time the lesbian erases you
[ID: A Twitter screenshot.
1st - A tweet by user Butchseiya that says, “Bought a pack of erasers the other day and just realized I could do this w. them”. Attached is a photo of two colourful erasers that, put together, look like the orange, white, and pink lesbian flag.
2nd - A quote tweet by Dismissedowl that says, “is this lesbian erasure?”
We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween
not to be a chauvinist but why are we spending all this time and money curing cancer and shit for mice. like i love mice but maybe those researchers could try to cure human diseases instead
The mice researchers are working on the human diseases. It’s part of the armicetice agreement when the war ended.
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